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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Clear Convictions Endure (independent)
Decayed Existence The Beginning Of Sorrows [Rottweiler]
Down East Boys Something To Shout About [Sonlite]
Flame Neo Ethos [Extra Nos]
homage homage [Integrity]
lydi lynn Desert Dream - EP [Gotee]
Tamela Mann Live Breathe Fight [TillyMann]
Maverick City Music, Songhouse MAVHOUSE - EP [Tribl]
Heath McNease Out of the Hollow (independent)
Ashtyn Michael Live At The Garden - EP [Integrity]
Power Wolves Demos, Experiments and Mishaps [Charon Collective]
Shout Praises Kids Creo En Ti - EP [Integrity]
Ian Yates Kingdom [7 Core]
Darlene Zschech Testament [Integrity]

SINGLES
2 Minute Minor No One Gets Out Alive - Single (independent)
adamariz PROMO (ft. NOT KLYDE & Jericko) - Single [Syntax]
Micah Barbosa Looking For You (feat. Luke Barbosa) - Single (independent)
Jeremiah Bligen Remains - Single [Syntax]
Sam Bowman El Dorado - Single [DREAM]
Brave Days Tulip - Single (independent)
Paul Demer Your Favor Was Enough (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Fire From Heaven Through Day and Dark (feat. AJ the Metalhead) - Single (independent)
Glae Horde - Single [Broken Curfew Records]
Good Weather Forecast One More Time (Kings and Queens) - Single [DREAM]
Hrada Asphyxiated (feat. Damien) - Single (independent)
Tiffany Hudson The Wonderful Blood - Single [Elevation]
iNTELLECT Authentic Currency (Remix) - Single [Polished Arrow]
No Treaty Deep - Single [Charon Collective]
Blessing Offor All Over The World - Single [Capitol CMG]
Fernando Ortega Jesus, Bread of Life - Single (independent)
R.kitect Knuckle Up - Single (independent)
Relentless Pursuit War with the World (feat. Eric Castiglia) - Single (independent)
Resurrected Divinity Death Bed Revelation (feat. 10SCOOPS) - Single [God’s Basement Records]
Small Voice Just & the Justifier - Single (independent)
SNT. VINCENT MUERTOS (ft. Giovani & Arias) - Single [Syntax]
Kristian Stanfill Where the Power Is - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sunday Service Choir Go Tell It - Single (independent)
TAYA Come Into The Light - Single [Capitol CMG]
John Van Deusen Trebuchet - Single [Tooth & Nail]

Next Friday, October 18, 2024
ALBUMS
Futures Altars - EP [DREAM]
Brandon Hixson Room with a View (independent)
Aodhan King Beyond Us [Capitol CMG]
Newsboys Worldwide Revival - Part II [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
City Students Worship Outside Your Love - Single (independent)
Dreamers Adoration - Single [DREAM]
LO CLOUD Sleepwalker - Single (independent)
Jim "Soni" Sonefeld Light of Joy (Gloria) - Single [Vere]
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