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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, March 17, 2023
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings Benjamin William Hastings (And Then Some) [Capitol CMG]
Bethel Music Come Up Here [Bethel Music]
Consumed By Fire First Things First - EP [Red Street]
HLE Take Heart [Motown Gospel]
Integrity's Hosanna! Music Songs of Hope [Integrity]
Narnia Ghost Town (independent)
Buddy Mullins Fearless [StowTown]
The Primitive Quartet Stay Their Arms [Crossroads]
Shane & Shane Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs (Live) [Worship Initiative]
Michael W. Smith Worship Forever (Extended Edition) [MWS]
Still Worship Harp Vol. 1 [Integrity]
World Gone Cold World Gone Cold - EP [Rockfest]

SINGLES
Apollo LTD Redemption Song - Single [Centricity]
Caleb & John Hallelujah Feeling - Single [Fair Trade]
Cody Carnes Who is This Man - Single [Capitol CMG]
InSalvation Hij Leeft - Single [Integrated Music]
LaTocha I'm Yours - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jackson Michelson Three (feat. Point of Grace) - Single [Curb/Word]
Sarah Reeves Wanna Be Here - Single [Curb/Word]
Cade Thompson Tears - Single [Red Street]
Phil Wickham Sunday is Coming - Single [Fair Trade]
Mitch Wong Burial (feat. Hope Darst) - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS
August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent)
Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent)
Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade]
Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)

SINGLES
Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]
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