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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

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Music Out This Week


Next Friday, May 3, 2024
ALBUMS
ICF Worship Undeserving - EP [Integrity]
Frank Lenz Blending In - EP [Velvet Blue]
P.O.D. Veritas [Mascot]
Soweto Gospel Choir History of House, Vol. 1 EP [Gallo]

SINGLES
Brotality It Feeds - Single (independent)
Brennley Brown Miracle Story - Single [Provident]
Clemency Victory - Single (independent)
Coquí Today - Single [DREAM]
Crowder Even in EXILE - Single [Capitol CMG]
Down East Boys He Looked Beyond My Fault (Radio Edit) - Single [Sonlite]
Elevation Rhythm Goodbye Yesterday (feat. Grace Binion) - Single [Elevation]
Brandon Heath Highly Favored (feat. Ryan Ellis) - Single [Centricity]
Illustrate & Procyse Power - Single [Polished Arrow]
Joseph SD This Life (feat. YP) - Single (independent)
Lakewood Music Outnumbered - Single (independent)
Iveth Luna One of a Kind - Single [Red Street]
planetboom Till The Walls Come Down - Single [Venture3Media]
Bay Turner Brand New - Single [Centricity]
Thrive Worship Give Thanks - Single [Integrity]
V1 Worship Your House - Single [DREAM]
Wande Send That (feat. Lecrae) - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Ellie Holcomb All of My Days [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, May 10, 2024
ALBUMS
Jasmine Brady Lover of My Soul [Regeneration Music]

SINGLES
Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation - Single [BEC]
Sidewalk Prophets Hurt People (Love Will Heal Our Hearts) - Single [Curb]
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