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Crazy Caption Photo No.183: "Under Growth"

(pictured: Daniel Davison of Underoath)
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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Thursday, July 7, 2022
SINGLES
Rusty Shipp What's Kraken? - Single (independent)


This Friday, July 8, 2022
ALBUMS
Andy Hunter The Prayer (independent)
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Steven Curtis Chapman Don't Lose Hope - Single [Provident]


Next Friday, July 15, 2022
ALBUMS
3 Heath Brothers Into the Deep [Crossroads]
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Ryan Ellis Ryan Ellis [Provident]

SINGLES
Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Gave (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - Live - Single [DREAM]

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Anne Wilson My Jesus Vinyl [Capitol CMG]

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