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"Sorry. Sometimes I get food in my beard." [John D'Agostino]

Geico Caveman: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Breakfast. [RockinOutTJ]

"Waiter, there's some hair on my menu. And it's attached to a man..." [Jakers]

"Okay, I see how long your beard has gotten, now can I get some lunch?!" [A non e moose]

"Of these options, which is less likely to get in my beard?" [Jeff]

"So, this is what I've narrowed it down to, everything under the beard I don't want." [Bethany]

If you find a whisker in any of the following items you win a prize! [Alienxphile]

"Grizzly Adams called. He wants his beard back!" [Stacy]

"Buy any item on this menu, and you get a free beard!" [Ambrosia Bunny]

"Oh me? I'm not getting anything. The beard would like an omelet though." [Chris]

"Cutting my beard with a laminated menu isn't working too well..." [Bobby]

Eat all your food. It will put hair on your chin. [Shannon]

"The goats milk is the BEST!" [played_out_fairytale]

"You see this beard? It's magical, isn't it? It once saved a baby cheetah. True Story." [Danaecious]

"What do you mean my beard isn't enough for free pancakes? Just look!" [Rai]

Fiddler in the Booth [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Yes, I'll have the beard-battered onion rings, please." [sarahontherun]

"Shhh, I always get an extra egg and hide it in my beard for later!" [Theo]

"DUDE! my beard is on the menu... get it?" [Ironman]

"Look! That menu grew a beard and a face!" [Micah Abner] *winner*

This Weeks Winner
Micah Abner won a copy of One Song At A Time by Jamie Grace (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, July 10, 2020
Tina Boonstra What is the Rush? (Acoustic) - Single [7 Core]
Deathbreaker Isolate (CD, Vinyl) [Facedown]
Jordan Feliz Glory (feat. TobyMac & Terrian) [Centricity]
Anna Golden Birds - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hillsong Young & Free World Outside Your Window & As I Am - EP [Capitol CMG]
Benita Jones The Entreating (Live) [Integrity]
KB 10K - Single [Reach]
Lion & Bear Held By Your Love - Single [BEC]
Local Sound So In Love (House Church) - Single [Integrity]
Angie Rose What I Had With You - Single [Capitol CMG]
Selah I Belong To Jesus (Oh Hallelujah) - Single [Integrity]
Slick Shoes Whispers - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Vineyard Worship What Can Separate - Single [Integrity]

Next Friday, July 17, 2020
Dan Bremnes Wherever I Go (Acoustic Sessions) [Curb/Word]
Caitie Hurst At All Times - Single [Centricity]
The McKameys LIVE Like No Other CD/DVD [Crossroads]
Nashville Life Music Here for Jesus [Integrity]


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