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Crazy Caption Photo No.192: "Cookin' With Chris"

(pictured: Chris August; Source: Chris August Instagram Feed)
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"We really should have done a taste test before filming..." [Priscilla]

"Sorry guys, no show today...All the ingredients said best before August!" [Jakers]

After a Julia Child marathon, Chris August discovered his new passion. [a person]

And, at that moment, Chris realized something - He can't cook. [Shannon]

"Today on Cooking With Chris, we will be learning how to whip up a delicious pop album, full of catchy hooks and hard-hitting lyrics..." [Duncan] *winner*

"Who wants to learn how to microwave some Spaghetti O's?" [Leo]

"And then you put in 7 x 70 sprinkles of sugar, otherwise it won't be sweet enough." [whitle09g]

"Do you guys really think a cooking show will boost CD sales?" [Timothy]

"And now I'll show you how to make my famous 'Candy Wrap'" [vabrianx]

"So today we're baking my personal favourite: the upside-of-down plum cake!" [Apples]

"This is Cooking with Chris; the only cooking show where you learn to burn your food but look good while doing it!" [Dee]

"Now, this recipe is perfect in the dark, in the light, in the morning and night." [Brenna]

The smoke alarm taught them all why Chris August was "Male Vocalist of the Year"...not "Cook." [Godslilwriter2597]

"This is not what I had in mind when I said I was ready to start cooking up a new album." [Nabertson]

"Smile Chris! You're on Candid Camera!" [JesusFanatic]

"I'm jus' sayin' guys, if Rachel Ray can do it..." [hapballer]

"And that, my friends, is how you make cereal!" [Malisha]

"I should stick to my day job..." [Mike]

Chef Chris-r-dee [MadSkillzLikesSka]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
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This Friday, January 10, 2025
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Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
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Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
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Claire Leslie 24/7 - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jamie MacDonald Desperate - Single [Capitol CMG]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
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Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
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Josiah Queen Can't Steal My Joy (feat. Brandon Lake) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jeremy Rosado Glory to God - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TAYA Worship! - Single [Capitol CMG]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
UPPERROOM Blood of Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
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Ryan Ellis Real Love [Provident]
Jason Lovins Band Pilgrim Road [New Day]
Southbound I Left It In The Water [Daywind]
Various Artists StowTown Worship Live From Praisefest Branson, Volume 1 [StowTown Worship]

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