Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 192

Crazy Caption Photo No.192: "Cookin' With Chris"

(pictured: Chris August; Source: Chris August Instagram Feed)

"We really should have done a taste test before filming..." [Priscilla]

"Sorry guys, no show today...All the ingredients said best before August!" [Jakers]

After a Julia Child marathon, Chris August discovered his new passion. [a person]

And, at that moment, Chris realized something - He can't cook. [Shannon]

"Today on Cooking With Chris, we will be learning how to whip up a delicious pop album, full of catchy hooks and hard-hitting lyrics..." [Duncan]

"Who wants to learn how to microwave some Spaghetti O's?" [Leo]

"And then you put in 7 x 70 sprinkles of sugar, otherwise it won't be sweet enough." [whitle09g]

"Do you guys really think a cooking show will boost CD sales?" [Timothy]

"And now I'll show you how to make my famous 'Candy Wrap'" [vabrianx]

"So today we're baking my personal favourite: the upside-of-down plum cake!" [Apples]

"This is Cooking with Chris; the only cooking show where you learn to burn your food but look good while doing it!" [Dee]

"Now, this recipe is perfect in the dark, in the light, in the morning and night." [Brenna]

The smoke alarm taught them all why Chris August was "Male Vocalist of the Year"...not "Cook." [Godslilwriter2597]

"This is not what I had in mind when I said I was ready to start cooking up a new album." [Nabertson]

"Smile Chris! You're on Candid Camera!" [JesusFanatic]

"I'm jus' sayin' guys, if Rachel Ray can do it..." [hapballer]

"And that, my friends, is how you make cereal!" [Malisha]

"I should stick to my day job..." [Mike]

Chef Chris-r-dee [MadSkillzLikesSka]

Duncan won a full pre-release copy of I Choose Jesus, the new album by Moriah Peters (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, February 21, 2020

David & Nicole Binion Glory of Eden [Integrity]

Getty Music The Life of Christ Qunitology: Passion [Getty Music]

Natalie Grant My Weapon - Single [Curb/Word]

Ellie Holcomb Sing: Remembering Songs EP (independent)

Hulvey BRKNHRT EP [Reach]

Jordan and Jessa Glorious (independent)

North Point Worship Just Getting Started (feat: Lauren Anderson) / Nothing Else Matters (feat. Heath Balltzglier and Desi Raines) - Single [Centricity]

Chris Renzema 17 - Single [Centricity]

Next Friday, February 28, 2020

Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]

Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]

The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)

Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)

Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]

John Schlitt Go [Girder]

Next Saturday, February 29, 2020

20 lb Sledge Divine Battery [Roxx]

The Thomas Thompson Earth Project Dreamland Lovecraft [Roxx]

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