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Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)
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They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson] *winner*

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

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Nabertson won a full pre-release copy of The Struggle, the new album by Tenth Avenue North -- out August 21 (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent)
Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach]
Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach]
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent)
Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent)
Rosemont Dust - Single (independent)
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS
Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident]
Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent)
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG]
Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)

SINGLES
The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon]
Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]


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