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Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)
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They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson] *winner*

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

This Weeks Winner
Nabertson won a full pre-release copy of The Struggle, the new album by Tenth Avenue North -- out August 21 (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]

Next Sunday, November 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness 26.13 (independent)

Next Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
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