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Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)
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They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson] *winner*

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

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Nabertson won a full pre-release copy of The Struggle, the new album by Tenth Avenue North -- out August 21 (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS
John Allan untitled EP [Centricity]
Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb]
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident]
Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue]
gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG]
Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]
Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail]
Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent)
Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident]
Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM]
Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident]
darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok]
Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM]
Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok]
Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent)
Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM]
Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident]
Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer]
The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

VINYL
Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]

Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]
Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES
Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]
Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]
Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)
John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)
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