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Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)
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They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson] *winner*

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

This Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Peter Burton Life - Single [Provident]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
eddieM What Does It Feel Like - Single [Syntax]
Joseph Habedank Goodness of God - Single [Gaither]
Ashley Hess LOVE LIKE YOU - Single (independent)
Leslie Jordan All For the Best - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Amber Lynn Till We're Together - Single [Sonlite]
Marty Magehee Let It Go - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory THRONE - Single [Syntax]
Pastor Mike, Jr. Suddenly - Single [Rock City/Capitol CMG]
Jenna Raine God Made Him - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Selfish for Dopamine - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat Departure (Ft. Union251) - Single [Charon Collective]
SIGNUM REGIS Echoes of Glory (feat. Jota Fortinho & Mayo Petranin) - Single [Fireflash]
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
Destiny what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
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