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Crazy Caption Photo No.190: "Sanctus Steal"

(pictured: Sanctus Real; Source: The Sanctus Real Instagram Feed)
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They were just 6 people away from the greatest heist ever. [Nabertson] *winner*

"Quick! Act Natural!" [Breanna]

Real Robbery [Cimarron]

Pieces of a Real Vault [Matthew Walker]

Now you can hear the amazing lost songs of the Sanctus Real vault... If we can ever get it opened. [JJ]

"Hey, our tour bus just got incinerated, so at least we should have fun getting incarcerated." [zannah]

"Hey guys, wanna help us break into the Disney Vault?!" [X Doesn't Own Me]

"....and that was the last time they were ever allowed to play at a bank.." [Tal]

Who needs Kickstarter when you can just break into the local bank vault! [Theoneleft]

Banktus Steal. [Adam]

Just another average day with your average CCM band. [Daniel t]

Sanctus Wheel [Marissa]

Instant headache in 3......2.......1..... [Dee]

"There's an unlimited amount of cheesecake in the freezer. It's all yours...if you can get it open." [Frank]

"FANGIRLS! Quick! Shut the door!" [Sue]

Sometimes you just have to break into a safe with a hand-truck... [Hannah]

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Nabertson won a full pre-release copy of The Struggle, the new album by Tenth Avenue North -- out August 21 (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Thursday, August 13, 2020
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying to Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume 9 [JFH Music]


This Friday, August 14, 2020
Dave Barnes Dreaming in Electric Blue Reimagined (independent)
Bride Drop (25th Anniversary Edition) [Girder Records]
Tori Kelly Solitude EP [Capitol]
Life.Church Worship Jesus Is Near EP [DREAM Worship]
Tyson Mostenbocker Someday I'll Make It All Up To You: Summer Songs (Acoustic) EP [Tooth & Nail]
PEABOD Heavenly Father - Single [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Wild Heart (Live) [Sparrow/Jesus Culture]


Next Friday, August 21, 2020
Hope Darst Peace Be Still [Fair Trade Services]
idle threat Nothing Is Broken For Good EP [Tooth & Nail]
Lecrae Restoration [Reach]


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