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Crazy Caption Photo No.197: "Bad Luck"

(pictured: Ethan Luck, formerly of Relient K; Source: Ethan's Instagram Feed)
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"You were in a group called Demon Hunter?!? I'm in a group that hunt things too..." [Aaron]

"Is that an Arnold tattoo on your neck?" [Evan A]

He could handle the embarrassing beatdown and the threat of imminent death, but when the Predator gloated, "Your luck's just run out," Ethan finally snapped. [SMC] *winner*

Even Predator prefers Dave Douglas. [ToeYoe]

"Ok, ok, I'll never make fun of arts and crafts conventions again; I understand!" [Jefferson]

"My, what soft skin you have!" [rrrun]

"Get to the CH-- K CAR!!!" [knojo]

"Relient K: the only band in the known universe with the ability to tame even the most savage of beasts." [Shannon]

Nothing unusual going on here... [traviseden95]

"I think a scar tattoo would look nice riiigght... here." [Patricia O'Connor]

"I can get that spot you missed shaving this morning with my new double bladded razor." [Steve O]

"Somebody call security. Please. Now." [GHERT]

"I keep telling you man, I'm not ticklish." [Belinda]

Still recovering from Dave's departure in '07, Relient K tries everything they can think of to try and convince Ethan to stay. [K-Car]

...and it was at that time the Predator realized just who he was messing with. [Jacob]

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This Tuesday, September 17
Northlander Oculus - Single [Rat Family]


This Friday, September 20
Jeremy Camp The Story's Not Over [Capitol]
Life.Church Worship God So Good [DREAM]
William McDowell The Cry: A Live Worship Experience [Integrity]
North Point Inside Out Wide Open EP [Centricity]
Social Club Misfits DOOM - EP [Capitol]


Next Wednesday, September 25
Smalltown Poets Try - Single [Friendly City]


Next Friday, September 27
Apollo LTD DNA (Acoustic) - Single [Centricity]
Dillon Chase Paradise - Single [DREAM/One Moment]
TobyMac The St. Nemele Collab Sessions (CD Debut) [Forefront/Capitol]
TobyMac Light of Christmas (2017) (CD Debut) [Forefront/Capitol]


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