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Crazy Caption Photo No.197: "Bad Luck"

(pictured: Ethan Luck, formerly of Relient K; Source: Ethan's Instagram Feed)
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"You were in a group called Demon Hunter?!? I'm in a group that hunt things too..." [Aaron]

"Is that an Arnold tattoo on your neck?" [Evan A]

He could handle the embarrassing beatdown and the threat of imminent death, but when the Predator gloated, "Your luck's just run out," Ethan finally snapped. [SMC] *winner*

Even Predator prefers Dave Douglas. [ToeYoe]

"Ok, ok, I'll never make fun of arts and crafts conventions again; I understand!" [Jefferson]

"My, what soft skin you have!" [rrrun]

"Get to the CH-- K CAR!!!" [knojo]

"Relient K: the only band in the known universe with the ability to tame even the most savage of beasts." [Shannon]

Nothing unusual going on here... [traviseden95]

"I think a scar tattoo would look nice riiigght... here." [Patricia O'Connor]

"I can get that spot you missed shaving this morning with my new double bladded razor." [Steve O]

"Somebody call security. Please. Now." [GHERT]

"I keep telling you man, I'm not ticklish." [Belinda]

Still recovering from Dave's departure in '07, Relient K tries everything they can think of to try and convince Ethan to stay. [K-Car]

...and it was at that time the Predator realized just who he was messing with. [Jacob]

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This Thursday, February 27, 2025
ALBUMS
Various Artists House of David: Season One (Music inspired by the Prime Video Original Series) [Capitol CMG]

This Friday, February 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Absolved The Only Constant EP (independent)
The Belonging Co Eden (Live) [Capitol CMG]
The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir I Will Not Be Moved: Live with the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir [StowTown]
Jon Keith & Miles Minnick West Indies EP (independent)
Michael Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God: Disc 1 - EP [Provident]
Rotzak HEADRUSH [StowTown]
Sons Of Sunday I Looked Up/One More Day - EP [Elevation/Provident]

SINGLES
Above the Clouds Applause - Single [Polished Arrow]
Alabaster Grace I Will Trust In You - Single (independent)
Anchor Hymns Oh To Be Like You (feat. Dee Wilson & Paul Baloche) - Single [Integrity]
Philip Anthony Basement - Single (independent)
Bloodguilt Solid Ground - Single [New Age Records]
Bongo Chico When You Walked Away - Single (independent)
Dan Bremnes Call Your Name - Single [Curb]
CHPTRS Somewhere We Belong - Single (independent)
Childlike CiCi x Tommy Royale Who is Y'all - Single [Capitol CMG]
Citizens So Kind and It’s Freaking Me Out - Single (independent)
Seth Davey To My God and Savior - Single (independent)
Death Therapy The End Is A New Beginning - Single (independent)
Disciple Sound the Alarm - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Dubem Gritty - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts Good 2 Me (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Forrest Frank NOTHING ELSE (feat.Thomas Rhett) - Single (independent)
gio. x Dell Mac fine by me - Single [Capitol CMG]
Benjamin William Hastings Lord I give you my heard (from the studio) - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Heritage The Promise - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ic3rd Stay Humble (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax]
Phil King Miscarriages - Single (independent)
KingsPorch Psalm 23 - Single [BEC]
Knaladeus Sufficient Grace (ft. Javy XI & Aciya Iona) - Single [Syntax]
Lecrae & Lukas Agustinho Seu Poder - Single [Reach]
Life.Church Worship Redemption Has Come - Single (independent)
outr.cty Fight Night (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD Head First (from Gabriel and the Guardians) - Single (independent)
Procyse, JusJames God Is Enough - Single [Polished Arrow]
Tommee Profitt Garden - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Rocks Worship So Much More - Single [Provident]
Refiner Return To Dust / Not the End - Single [Rottweiler]
ReFormed False Teacher - Single (independent)
Jaelee Roberts He's Gone - Single [Mountain Home]
Smokey Robinson Be Thankful For What You've Got / Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]
Sound Chapel Praise You Still - Single [Provident]
Stephen Stanley this far down (feat. Bodie) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Verses Psalm 51:7-12 (feat. Free As A Bird & Gretyl Baird) - Single (independent)
Windvent Haze - Single (independent)
Mitch Wong Marvelous - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
The Young Escape Older - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, March 7, 2025
ALBUMS
bodie HAPPIER TO BE HERE [Provident]
Fine China I Felt Called [Velvet Blue]
HolyName Rock Against Traffic: Live in Pomona [Facedown]
Tasha Layton Worship Through It - Live [BEC]
Plead the Widow's Cause Silver Glass Stare (independent)
TobyMac Heaven on My Mind [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Free Worship Omnipresente Dios (feat. Mary Pagan) - Single [BEC]
GLADDEN Sunshine Every Day - Single [DREAM]
River Valley AGES Fire & Rain - Single [BEC]
Stars Go Dim Discover God - Single [Curb]
Wolves at the Gate Parasite - Single [Solid State]
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