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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

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This Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

This Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Justin Mitchell The Reset EP [Kingdom Impact]
Lexly Nirvana 340° EP [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe - Single [Integrity]
Holly Brand I Know Somebody - Single [Integrity]
Chris Caro Reset - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Buckle Up - Single [Syntax]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
EJ Swavv Covenant Girl - Single [Syntax]
Romy Fay Different But The Same - Single [Capitol CMG]
Grace Graber Gratitude - Single (independent)
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson Better Made ft. LXGENDXRYREG & VVS Big Rock - Single [Syntax]
David Leonard Well Done - Single [Provident/Sony]
Brooke Ligertwood Even Death On A Cross (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jonathan McReynolds One Good God - Single [Capitol CMG]
MYTCH Medicate - Single [Credential]
Josiah Queen demons (feat. John Michael Howell) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Limoblaze Way (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Jonathan Cain untitled EP [The Fuel]
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]
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