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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

This Weeks Winner
Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 1, 2022
ALBUMS
Chagall Guevara Halcyon Days [Splint/The Fuel]
Citizens A Thousand Shores EP [Running Club]
Gable Price & Friends If I'm Being Honest EP [Capitol CMG]
SEU Worship Praise You Again - EP [Essential]

SINGLES
Anberlin Circles - Single [Equal Vision]
Anchor Hymns Christ Be All Around Me - Single [Integrity]
Apollo LTD Soul Worth Saving - Single [Centricity]
Maria Gilpin Beckoning - Single [7Core Music]
Leslie Jordan Love will Never Fail - Single [Integrity]
Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Remain (feat. Elyssa Smith) - Single [DREAM]


Next Friday, July 8, 2022
ALBUMS
Andy Hunter The Prayer (independent)
Naomi Raine Journey [Tribl]
Switchfoot interrobang (Deluxe Edition) [Fantasy]
Tye Tribbett All Things New [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]
Vineyard Worship Room at the Table [Vineyard]

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