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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

This Weeks Winner
Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, July 29, 2021
Panther City Riots Say It Like You Mean It - Single (independent)


This Friday, July 30, 2021
Jeremy Camp One Desire - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Color No Greater Love - Single [DREAM]
Futures Good Things - Single [DREAM]
Hillsong Young & Free Out Here On A Friday Where It Began - EP [Capitol CMG]
The Isaacs We Can Work It Out - Single [House of Isaacs]
Coby James Mixtape Side B EP [Centricity]
Jonah 33 Bullet From A Gun - Single [Boleyn]
Vince Lichlyter Things I Need To Say - Single [Boleyn]
The Lore Family Run to the Throne - Single [Horizon]
Make Sure Japanese Bonus Track - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Mark Hubbard & The Voices Now Cry Holy - Single [Hez House/RCA/Sony]
Meadows The Call - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Into the Mystery [Centricity/Elektra]
Passion & Evan Craft No Hay Imposibles Para Dios (feat. Kristian Stanfill) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dottie Rambo It’s The Soul of Me (1968 Digital Reissue) [Provident/Sony]
Reba Rambo Reba Rambo (Digital Reissue) [eOne]
REVERE Yet Not I But Through Christ In Me (Live) - Single (feat. Citizens & Mission House) [Integrity]
Sidewalk Prophets I Believe It Now (Alternate Versions) [Curb/Word]
SongLab Simplicity (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Soul Survivor Great is He - Single [Integrity]
Together Now Redeemed (feat. Branan Murphy, Mia Lazar & Michael Georges Jr.) - Single [DREAM]


Next Friday, August 6, 2021
Lauren Daigle Tremble - Single [Centricity]
Tamela Mann Overcomer [Tillymann Music]
Mirours Dazzle - EP [Tooth & Nail]
Sanctus Real Rebel - Single [Fair Trade]
Anne Wilson My Jesus (Live from Nashville) EP [Capitol CMG]


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