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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

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This Thursday, March 23, 2023
ALBUMS
The Undertaking! Superstitions - EP [Futurelore]
The Undertaking! Superstitions (Deluxe Edition) [Futurelore]

This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS
August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone]
Austin and Lindsey Adamec Sound of the House Vol. 2 [Integrated]
The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads]
Owl City Coco Moon (independent)
Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent)
Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG]
Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade]
Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)

SINGLES
Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol]
Canyon Hills Worship Abide - Single [DREAM]
Elevation Worship More Than Able - Single [Elevation]
Neon Feather Altar (Here on Earth) - Single [DREAM]
The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate]
VillageKNG Forward Motion (feat. KnowdaVerbs, Pettidee) - Single [Soldier Sound]
We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]


Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS
The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent)
The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]

SINGLES
Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core]
Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)


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