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Crazy Caption Photo No.196: "Jars Of Pretzels"

(pictured: Stephen Mason of Jars of Clay; Source: Stephen's Instagram Feed)
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"364 days until the next Pretzel Day!" [Ian]

"Mario, you maka de pizza, I maka de pretzel." [Anthony] *winner*

His online dating site video simply said, "I knead to be loved. Looking to tie the knot." [Indygus]

The photographer became instantly famous when he learned he snapped a picture that revealed the secret identity of the elusive superhero, The Flash. [godzgirl9aj]

So this is what happens to artist that don't have hit records? [Stacy]

"I'll make ya an offa' ya just can't refuse." [Chreaster]

"I made this for you!" [Danegerous]

"HEY! I told you you need a hair net for that mustache!" [CayCurr95]

"It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this!" [Patricia O'Connor]

"You can have this pretzel, but there's a twist. Mwahaha" [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He tried his hand at another occupation..but you could say it was twisted. [Jennawithab]

"I MUSTACHE you a question! How do you like pretzels?" [Leo]

Jars Of Pretzels [stacy122]

"Thank you Mario! But your pretzel is in another castle." [Psykotick]

With video game sales down, Mario took a second job. [Dave]

This Weeks Winner
Anthony won a full CD copy of Love Found Me, the new album from VOTA (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Wednesday, December 18, 2024
SINGLES
Alexxander De Camino (Acoustic) - Single [Reach]


This Friday, December 20, 2024
ALBUMS
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Next Friday, December 27, 2024
ALBUMS
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered) CD [Girder]
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered): Deluxe 2-CD [Girder]

SINGLES
Dreaded Dale Deception - Single (independent)

VINYL
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered) Vinyl [Girder]


Friday, January 3, 2025
ALBUMS
Good Weather Forecast Rebels Of Hope [DREAM]
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