There was this boy, his name was Jerry.
He had a girl, her name was Sally.
They were so happy, so much in love.
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus.
A few years later, they got married.
They had two kids and a dog named Spot.
They were so happy, so much in love.
Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur.

The perfect family, Jerry and Sally.
The perfect family
The perfect family, Jerry and Sally.
The perfect family

Sally and Jerry sure been through a lot.
But they remember their promise to God.
Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair.
Losing his teeth, but Sally really doesn't care.