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01. My Evil Plan To Save The World
Album: Quantity is Job 1
Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
 

I have an evil plan to save the world for every man
And I think it's better than the way it's being run
Oh, the ground works laid
No, don't be afraid
I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics

My evil plan to save the world
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled
It'll go down in history
It's prophetic
No, it's not pathetic
I can't believe I made it up myself

I have an evil plan to save the world you understand
The exemplary feat, you'd think I'd have to cheat
I'd make Voltaire proud
Deep and furrow browed
Uncanny and so clever
It's our newest plan ever!

Got tired of whining
A grander scheme with silver lining
For every boy and girl
We can't be responsible
For all that's wrong with this world

Starving children in pain
You can't believe in that God
The world's not spinning your way
Does every dog get his day?


 

More Lyrics from Quantity is Job 1

  1. 01. My Evil Plan To Save The World
  2. 02. All That Is Good
  3. 03. Dandelions
  4. 04. One Girl Army
  5. 05. Sweet Talkin' Woman
  6. 06. When I Go Out
  7. 07. Get Your Riot Gear
  8. 08. The Untimely Death Of Brad
                 
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This Friday, Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

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