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"Now if you look to your left you'll see my...my... Dude! Where's my car?!" [JaneBlonde]

"Hey, Smokey! Look at that forest fire!" Bill said. "Ha ha, made ya' look!" Then Smokey ate Bill. [Nate]

"What are YOU doing?" [Elyse D.]

"Yes, these overalls are cashmere and no, you can't distract me from eating you." [troutman]

"Dude, look! It's Goldilocks... and she doesn't look happy..." [Kris B]

"Hey, what are you running away for, Mom? Dad just hasn't shaven yet today." [K-Love]

"OK, so, I take a left on Central Ave., then go to the next stop light..." [Lauren]

"See those? Now those pants would look great on you." [Sarah!!]

"Who's that sitting on YOUR chair??" [i like larry]

Once again Bob gets stuck with the worst seats in the house. [DJ Ska]

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires. [Joby]

"Hey, look! Eat him instead!" [Phil]

Everyone always thought Bobby's dating choices were a little on the strange side... but this? [cookie]

"DUDE, YOU'RE GETTIN' A DELL!" [setveevtes]

"You see him? HE is smarter than the average bear." [Jason]

"Remind me NEVER to let you set me up on a blind date AGAIN!" [Kristine]

Smokey the Bear's student learns how to detect a fire. [Mark]

"Look at those crazy guys with the cinnamon rolls!" [Cebby]

"So then I said to myself, 'Only I can prevent forest fires. Only I can prevent forest fires.' And I came here." [Colin]

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Music Out This Week


This Sunday, May 10, 2026
SINGLES
JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)

This Thursday, May 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Abandoned Pools Humanistic (Re-Release) [BMG]

This Friday, May 15, 2026
ALBUMS
The Cathedrals Interwoven [StowTown]
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Eric Owyoung, Future Of Forestry The Case for Miracles (Original Score) (independent)
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Shape - EP (independent)
Mike Teezy Chameleon [MTE]

SINGLES
99 APEX Jumped - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Ray of Sunshine - Single [Syntax]
LamonTT Blackshire One Job - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
God Behind Bars Music x Ryan Ellis Set Me Free - Single [Provident/Sony]
Charles Wesley Godwin Better That Way - Single [Big Loud]
Noah Paul Harrison He Wasted Nothing (feat. Gable Price) - Single [Bethel]
Tiffany Hudson Room - Single [Provident/Sony]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - Single [Provident/Sony]
Nathan Oswalt whatever happened to US? - Single (independent)
Red Rocks Worship Who You'll Always Be - Single [Provident/Sony]
Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)
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