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Crazy Caption Photo No.5: "They're Grrrreat!"

(pictured: Bleach with “Ozzie,” the Nashville Sounds mascot)
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As you can see, Dry Dog™ deodorant keeps you dry, no matter what the situation. [Ryan]

"I know we need to appeal to a younger audience... but THIS is ridiculous!" [RisenPhoenix]

"Um... can someone call the cops? If we move, he'll bite us..." [Stones891]

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? [Robster]

Jared was very concerned that Bleach had found a new drummer. [Slek]

The New and Improved "Animal." [Colin]

...And now introducing the world's first drumming feline: Fluffy! [jas]

"It's your drum set, you tell him to move!" [jesusphreak86]

Bleach and the Newsboys eye each other across the showground as their drummers take their positions. At stake: the title for Drum Act of the Year. [Seagull Boy]

"For fear of being eaten alive, please welcome our new drummer!" [Jared Decker]

The cousin of Barney The Dinosaur makes his long awaited rise to stardom. [The Metal Snow Ski]

"Go, Go Power Rangers!" [Jeremy]

"Maybe next time, WE should pick what we wear for the concert!" [I Play B-Ball 4 The Lord!]

Bill Gaither's weekend job. [Rain]

"$20 BUCKS if you can put your head in the tiger's mouth!" [Doctor]

Apparently, Big Bird was already booked... this was the closest thing they could get. [Sebbygirl]

"If we give you some Frosted Flakes will you give us our drum set back?" [MadHipSkaChick]

"I'm Lion-O!" [Laura]

Join the drummer of the hit band Bleach in A Makeover Story. [hooray for skillet]

Bleach just wanted to be an original band, but took it a little too far. [daniel]

"Where are we? And who is this?!" *pause* "Ohh... a LEFT turn at Albequerque..." [Fuzzy]

After winning the drummers audition, the tiger's joy flowed over in form of a vicious maulling. [troutman]

This Weeks Winner
RisenPhoenix won a copy of the worship project CD Our God of Wonders: Volume One

 

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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