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Crazy Caption Photo No.5: "They're Grrrreat!"

(pictured: Bleach with “Ozzie,” the Nashville Sounds mascot)
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As you can see, Dry Dog™ deodorant keeps you dry, no matter what the situation. [Ryan]

"I know we need to appeal to a younger audience... but THIS is ridiculous!" [RisenPhoenix]

"Um... can someone call the cops? If we move, he'll bite us..." [Stones891]

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? [Robster]

Jared was very concerned that Bleach had found a new drummer. [Slek]

The New and Improved "Animal." [Colin]

...And now introducing the world's first drumming feline: Fluffy! [jas]

"It's your drum set, you tell him to move!" [jesusphreak86]

Bleach and the Newsboys eye each other across the showground as their drummers take their positions. At stake: the title for Drum Act of the Year. [Seagull Boy]

"For fear of being eaten alive, please welcome our new drummer!" [Jared Decker]

The cousin of Barney The Dinosaur makes his long awaited rise to stardom. [The Metal Snow Ski]

"Go, Go Power Rangers!" [Jeremy]

"Maybe next time, WE should pick what we wear for the concert!" [I Play B-Ball 4 The Lord!]

Bill Gaither's weekend job. [Rain]

"$20 BUCKS if you can put your head in the tiger's mouth!" [Doctor]

Apparently, Big Bird was already booked... this was the closest thing they could get. [Sebbygirl]

"If we give you some Frosted Flakes will you give us our drum set back?" [MadHipSkaChick]

"I'm Lion-O!" [Laura]

Join the drummer of the hit band Bleach in A Makeover Story. [hooray for skillet]

Bleach just wanted to be an original band, but took it a little too far. [daniel]

"Where are we? And who is this?!" *pause* "Ohh... a LEFT turn at Albequerque..." [Fuzzy]

After winning the drummers audition, the tiger's joy flowed over in form of a vicious maulling. [troutman]

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This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
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Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
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Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax]
Lloyd Nicks Heal For You - Single [Curb]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax]
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This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)

Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
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Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
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Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]


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