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Crazy Caption Photo No.14: "All I Want for Christmas..."

(pictured: Mark Stuart and Will McGinniss of Audio Adrenaline)

Elf reject #32: too tall [Mike Warren]

MonkeyBoy was caught red-handed grooming his friend's hair when the shutter snapped. [dunchboy]

For only two easy payments of $29.99 you can get your loved ones their own Will McGinniss for Christmas. *Makes a great stocking stuffer* [Skilletfreak]

"And I spent all that money on those tortoise shell combs for his present..." [b429#1fan]

Mark was very proud of the life-size Will Gingerbread ornament that him and his wife made this year. [Lex the sparrow]

"I TOLD you he's too tall to put under the tree..." [Statman8]

...and to top off the decorations, Mark hangs his favourite ornament of all... [the_seagull_boy]

"Sorry, dude, we need someone taller to put the star on the top of the tree... bring in the next guy!" [blessed4eva]

The new compact Will: now able to fit conveniently in overhead storage compartments. [DJ Ska]

"Now right here we have an all American man ladies! He says he's about 5'10", likes to go bowling, and enjoys long walks on the beach. Let's start the bidding at, say... 5 bucks?" [abby]

"And now, with one wave of my magical hand I will turn this lowly musician into Julia Roberts!" [Elyse D.]

"Have you been in the eggnog again Mark?" [ska rocks]

Life size Audio A action figures... They should be under every tree this Chrismas. [savedBYgrace]

"Wait... this isn't the replacement Bob Herdman we ordered!" [Azza]

"Let's try a different approach. How about I pat your head, and you can rub my stomach?" [DrumrGirl16]

"He will grow to be a warrior!" [RFL]

"You must be this tall to enjoy our music." [Matty B]

ska rocks won TobyMac's new CD single, This Christmas

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This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES

Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES

NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS

Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]

Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]

Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]

Future of Forestry Sojourner (independent)

Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)

JJ Hairston Anthems & Prayers (Live) [James Town]

m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]

Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]

Melanie Penn Immanuel - The Acoustic Sessions (Deluxe) (independent)

Procyse I�ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]

QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]

Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]

The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)

Sidewalk Prophets Great Big Family Christmas (Live) [Curb]

We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

Devin Williams Conquer the World (Live) (independent)

SINGLES

Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)

Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)

Mark Bishop Unpack That Suitcase - Single [Sonlite]

Blanca Joyful, Joyful (We Singin' Out) - Single [Curb]

Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]

Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]

Jordan Colle Worthy Of All Of It - Single [Bethel]

Matt Cooper Wonder - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]

ELEVATION LIVING ROOM BULLS & GOATS - Single [Elevation]

Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)

Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]

Lakelin Lemmings I Ain't For Everybody (Piano) - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]

LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]

Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]

Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]

No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]

Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]

Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]

Skema Boy Worthy - Single [Provident]

Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS

Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)

Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]

The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]

The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]

Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]

Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES

Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]

Will Ellis My Yesterday�s Are Gone - Single (independent)

Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]

Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]

Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]

TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]

ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

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