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Crazy Caption Photo No.026: "Relient Klondike"

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"This is Fox News with a weather report." "Yes, it is very cold up in the north pole. So far no dangers around here. Back to you Cathy." [Shadow]

How far would YOU go for a Klondike bar? [ashely]

"Huh, Scoob? You mean he's standing behind me? Zoiks!!" [Tim]

"This is my brother John. He can be a real bear in the mornings..." [Matty B]

"If you don't move he cant see you right?" "NO! Dude, that was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!! RUN!" [Clare]

Either Brian has to find a new cologne besides "Fish of the Arctic," or Relient K will have to find a new bassist. [the nate w.]

"Yep, from up here it looks like early hair loss." [ak jesus freak]

Good idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk. Bad idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk in a china & glassware store. [Elyse D.]

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" [Cheezie_sheep]

"Put away your camera and run you fool!!" [Phreako]

Despite there bad image, polar bears make wonderful pets. [Jonathan]

"...I fought him with my bare hands until he begged for mercy and... he's right behind me, isn't he?" [analog]

"Brian, where did you find that awesome backpack?!" [ Jesuschick143]

Famous Last Words: "No, no, it's just a stuffed bear, really." [jeni]

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This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]

Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

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Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
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