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Crazy Caption Photo No.026: "Relient Klondike"

(pictured: Brian Pittman of Relient K)
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"This is Fox News with a weather report." "Yes, it is very cold up in the north pole. So far no dangers around here. Back to you Cathy." [Shadow]

How far would YOU go for a Klondike bar? [ashely]

"Huh, Scoob? You mean he's standing behind me? Zoiks!!" [Tim]

"This is my brother John. He can be a real bear in the mornings..." [Matty B]

"If you don't move he cant see you right?" "NO! Dude, that was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!! RUN!" [Clare]

Either Brian has to find a new cologne besides "Fish of the Arctic," or Relient K will have to find a new bassist. [the nate w.]

"Yep, from up here it looks like early hair loss." [ak jesus freak]

Good idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk. Bad idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk in a china & glassware store. [Elyse D.]

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" [Cheezie_sheep]

"Put away your camera and run you fool!!" [Phreako]

Despite there bad image, polar bears make wonderful pets. [Jonathan]

"...I fought him with my bare hands until he begged for mercy and... he's right behind me, isn't he?" [analog]

"Brian, where did you find that awesome backpack?!" [ Jesuschick143]

Famous Last Words: "No, no, it's just a stuffed bear, really." [jeni]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
2 Lane Summer Flawless [Quartz Hill Music]
Braille & YP aka Young Paul Sober Minded (Deluxe) (independent)
Grave Robber Black Roses EP (independent)
The Lofi Christian & SEU Worship EVERYDAY OFFERING (independent)
Officer Negative Fight - EP [JCHC]
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Skye Peterson I Love That Girl - EP (independent)
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
Young Oceans Music for After Amen (independent)

SINGLES
2819 Worship For Christ Alone - Single [Reach]
Bill B. Right There - Single [Syntax]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Saturday - Single [Capitol CMG]
Peter Burton So Long - Single [Integrity]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Michael Carder Makes Me Wonder - Single (independent)
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Love Is (ft. TNV) - Single [Syntax]
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Exline Double Vision - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Philippa Hanna Let The Body Sing (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
J.Solo Burg Slang Remix (ft. Knaladeus & DJ SureShot) - Single [Syntax]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Madigan DIS DAT - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro SERPENT & FRUIT - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse 2.0 (feat. Alyssa Jane, m1L, Kaboose) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Jenna Raine It Takes A Village - Single [Warner]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Lauren Talley Mercy - Single [Horizon]
Tds Cam Don't Unearth Me - Single [Syntax]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

DVD
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

Next Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
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