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Crazy Caption Photo No.026: "Relient Klondike"

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"This is Fox News with a weather report." "Yes, it is very cold up in the north pole. So far no dangers around here. Back to you Cathy." [Shadow]

How far would YOU go for a Klondike bar? [ashely]

"Huh, Scoob? You mean he's standing behind me? Zoiks!!" [Tim]

"This is my brother John. He can be a real bear in the mornings..." [Matty B]

"If you don't move he cant see you right?" "NO! Dude, that was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!! RUN!" [Clare]

Either Brian has to find a new cologne besides "Fish of the Arctic," or Relient K will have to find a new bassist. [the nate w.]

"Yep, from up here it looks like early hair loss." [ak jesus freak]

Good idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk. Bad idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk in a china & glassware store. [Elyse D.]

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" [Cheezie_sheep]

"Put away your camera and run you fool!!" [Phreako]

Despite there bad image, polar bears make wonderful pets. [Jonathan]

"...I fought him with my bare hands until he begged for mercy and... he's right behind me, isn't he?" [analog]

"Brian, where did you find that awesome backpack?!" [ Jesuschick143]

Famous Last Words: "No, no, it's just a stuffed bear, really." [jeni]

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Tim won a copy of the full prerelease for the compilation, Smash-Ups

 

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This Friday, December 26, 2025
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Elan Brio Written In Sound (independent)
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Next Wednesday, December 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Meeting of the Mimes Odyssey (independent)

Next Thursday, January 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Exile & Eden New Horizon (independent)
Relentless Pursuit The Aftermath - EP (independent)

SINGLES
J Payne, K-Drama, True 2 Society WE BEEN AT IT - Single (independent)

VINYL
Andy Mineo Uncomfortable (Limited Anniversary Edition) [SMLXL]

Next Friday, January 2, 2026
SINGLES
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