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Crazy Caption Photo No.026: "Relient Klondike"

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"This is Fox News with a weather report." "Yes, it is very cold up in the north pole. So far no dangers around here. Back to you Cathy." [Shadow]

How far would YOU go for a Klondike bar? [ashely]

"Huh, Scoob? You mean he's standing behind me? Zoiks!!" [Tim]

"This is my brother John. He can be a real bear in the mornings..." [Matty B]

"If you don't move he cant see you right?" "NO! Dude, that was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!! RUN!" [Clare]

Either Brian has to find a new cologne besides "Fish of the Arctic," or Relient K will have to find a new bassist. [the nate w.]

"Yep, from up here it looks like early hair loss." [ak jesus freak]

Good idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk. Bad idea: taking your pet polar bear for a walk in a china & glassware store. [Elyse D.]

"Find a happy place! Find a happy place!" [Cheezie_sheep]

"Put away your camera and run you fool!!" [Phreako]

Despite there bad image, polar bears make wonderful pets. [Jonathan]

"...I fought him with my bare hands until he begged for mercy and... he's right behind me, isn't he?" [analog]

"Brian, where did you find that awesome backpack?!" [ Jesuschick143]

Famous Last Words: "No, no, it's just a stuffed bear, really." [jeni]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
Canaan Baca My Salvation (Live) [Capitol CMG]
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
Dax Anger Management [Columbia]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Benjamin William Hastings & Aodhán King Waiting To See What God Does (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Future of Forestry Trilobite - Single (independent)
Garett and Kate Serban How Amazing (Live) - Single [Bethel]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Ashley Hess BREATHE - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Mat Kearney Weakness - Single (independent)
Tasha Cobbs Leonard Gracefully Broken/Who the Son Sets Free (Live) (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Motown Gospel]
MotionPlus, Braille Broken Vessels - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love (Live Acoustic) - Single [Gotee]
project LUMO Look At Me Now - Single [Vere]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
The Chosen, Tyler Hubbard All I Need Is You - Single [Capitol CMG]
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Tauren Wells Making Room (feat. Paul McClure, Hannah McClure) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake How Good God Is - Single [Provident]
Jon Reddick King of Heaven - Single [Gotee]
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
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