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Crazy Caption Photo No.028: "That Owl Lied!"

(pictured: Gabe Wilson of Rock 'N' Roll Worship Circus)
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"What?! This isn't dolphin safe?!" [FreeHugGirl]

"Yes, Lollipop, I hear and obey." [OverAndAgainst]

"Aw man, did you have to ask? I lost count again now!" [learningtobreathe]

"Yeah, I know it's long, but it really almost ended up being the The Rock 'N' Tootsie Roll Pop Worship Circus" [jedidiah]

"Hey... Look what I found in my hair!" [sauce]

"My precious..." [Hannah]

"To lick, or not to lick? That is the question." [Lauren D.]

"...Let's find out... One, a taWHO, Three? Three..." [Billy josiris]

"Dum-Dums tests its new vegetarian-friendly sucker, Vinegrette Salad, with undesirable results" [HandMaiden-of-the-Lord]

"Negotiations with the record company continue as The Rock 'N' Roll Worship Circus tries to change their name to 'The Lollipop Guild'" [Clownbelly]

"Dude, these new chile con queso Dum-Dums are awesome!" [John]

"...I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and love you and eat you allllll up..." [Wes]

"He didn't know that He was eating a laxative lollipop till just then." [dance4him]

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This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)


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