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Crazy Caption Photo No.028: "That Owl Lied!"

(pictured: Gabe Wilson of Rock 'N' Roll Worship Circus)
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"What?! This isn't dolphin safe?!" [FreeHugGirl]

"Yes, Lollipop, I hear and obey." [OverAndAgainst]

"Aw man, did you have to ask? I lost count again now!" [learningtobreathe]

"Yeah, I know it's long, but it really almost ended up being the The Rock 'N' Tootsie Roll Pop Worship Circus" [jedidiah]

"Hey... Look what I found in my hair!" [sauce]

"My precious..." [Hannah]

"To lick, or not to lick? That is the question." [Lauren D.]

"...Let's find out... One, a taWHO, Three? Three..." [Billy josiris]

"Dum-Dums tests its new vegetarian-friendly sucker, Vinegrette Salad, with undesirable results" [HandMaiden-of-the-Lord]

"Negotiations with the record company continue as The Rock 'N' Roll Worship Circus tries to change their name to 'The Lollipop Guild'" [Clownbelly]

"Dude, these new chile con queso Dum-Dums are awesome!" [John]

"...I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and love you and eat you allllll up..." [Wes]

"He didn't know that He was eating a laxative lollipop till just then." [dance4him]

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.Anne Wilson Extends "The STARS Tour" Into Fall 2026 With 25 New Dates
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.No More Death Reveals Cover Art and Tracklist for New Album, "Last Caesar"
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.Starflyer 59 Release Title Single from Upcoming EP, "I'm Disappointed"
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.Pillar Announces Beyond The Frontline Worldwide Premiere Event
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This Sunday, May 10, 2026
SINGLES
JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)

This Friday, May 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
99 APEX Jumped - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Ray of Sunshine - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
LamonTT Blackshire One Job - Single [Syntax]
Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)
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