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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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This Tuesday, May 27, 2025
ALBUMS
REFVGE R A I N . C H E C K - EP [Syntax]

This Wednesday, May 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Meadows For a Good & Faithful Servant [Facedown]

SINGLES
goodwill. Another Life - Single [Syntax]
Drenae I'm Different - Single [Syntax]

This Thursday, May 29, 2025
SINGLES
Anchor & Braille Sweet Jesus Knows - Single [Equal Vision]
Datin & C4 Crotona FORWARD MARCH - Single [Syntax]

This Friday, May 30, 2025
ALBUMS
Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent)
Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC]
Lakewood Music Nothing Is Over - EP [Capitol CMG]
Lazarus Casket Spiritual Warfare - EP [Charon Collective]
Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Jon Reddick No Fear [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue]
Tenth Avenue North Learning To Trust [The Fuel]
Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]

SINGLES
Bethel Music Inhabit (Live) - Single [Bethel]
Chris Caro Totally Surrender - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Koolaid - Single [Capitol CMG]
Coqui Death to Your Ego - Single [DREAM]
Eauclaire You Me The Kids - Single [NCS]
Chris Ekiss WILD! - Single [Provident]
Jimmy Fortune Thank God for Mama and Daddy - Single [Gaither]
Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent)
Will Kellum Psalm 23 - Single [Syntax]
Lizzie Morgan Let The Alabaster Break - Single [Provident]
Ryan Ofei Oluwa Ese - Single (independent)
Prodi Da Prodigal Save Me ft. Alcott - Single [Syntax]
QEW MUK. - Single [Syntax]
Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident]
Rusty Shipp Espionage - Single (independent)
Saints In Exile Becoming the Villain (Instrumental) - Single [Syntax]
SEU Dwell - Single [Provident]
Shane & Shane Light of the World Medley - Single (independent)
Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb]
Tds Cam Blind Will Lead The Blind - Single [Syntax]
TobyMac Oh My Soul (feat. CeCe Winans) - Single [Capitol CMG]
VoxMusic So I'll Praise - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Homesick for Heaven - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS
CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent)
Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident]

SINGLES
Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD - Single [Provident]
Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM]
Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA [Provident]

VINYL
Ironwrath Master Storyteller Vinyl [Girder]
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