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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
SINGLES
PTtheGospelSpitter Save Your Soul (ft. PreacherMan) - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 10, 2025
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Promises Kept [Sonlite]
Bethel Music We Must Respond [Bethel]
Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
Starflyer 59 Dejame Dormir [Velvet Blue]
Trip Lee Lay Down (Remix Pack) - EP [Reach]

SINGLES
99 APEX On My Way - Single [Syntax]
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin (feat. Ben Fuller, Megan Woods) - Single [Curb]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Pain Pt. 2 (ft. Dillon Chase) - Single [Syntax]
Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
New Christian Order, Q-Flo, & outr.cty Warm Up (ft. International Show) - Single [Syntax]
Night Beds Lover's Ledge (Who Have I But You) - Single [Arkansas Blues]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
planetboom Jesus Forever - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Miracle Worker (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Rachel Purcell Show Up - Single [Centricity]
Josiah Queen Can't Steal My Joy (feat. Brandon Lake) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joel Vaughn All I Need to Know - Single [DREAM]
WHATUPRG CIEN DOCENAS - Single [Reach]

Next Friday, January 17, 2025
ALBUMS
Ryan Ellis Real Love [Provident]
Jason Lovins Band Pilgrim Road [New Day]
Southbound I Left It In The Water [Daywind]
Various Artists StowTown Worship Live From Praisefest Branson, Volume 1 [StowTown Worship]

SINGLES
Dan Bremnes Started With You - Single [Curb]
Chad Cory America (feat. Priscilla Shirer) - Single [DREAM]
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