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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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This Friday, February 28, 2020
Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]
Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]
The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)
Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)
Life.Church I Won't Move - Single [DREAM]
Elle Limebear Lost in Wonder [Provident/Sony]
Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]
John Schlitt Go [Girder]
The Taylors Salvation's Song [StowTown]
Zach Williams Salvation's Song [StowTown]

This Saturday, February 29, 2020
20 lb Sledge Divine Battery [Roxx]
The Thomas Thompson Earth Project Dreamland Lovecraft [Roxx]

Next Friday, March 6, 2020
Apollo LTD You - Single [Centricity]
Dens Taming Tongues [Facedown]
Earth Groans Prettiest Of Things EP [Solid State]
Phil King All Glory [Gateway]
Love & The Outcome Alive & Breathing (Album) [Provident]
Matt Maher You Got This - EP [Curb / Word]
Passion Roar (Live From Passion 2020) (Digital) [Sixsteps]
John Tibbs untitled EP (independent)


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