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Crazy Caption Photo No.036: "True Love's First Kiss"

(pictured: Bob Smiley & mannequin on the Festival Con Dios '03 Tour)
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Mannequin stubble test No. 12 [Grey]

"Wuv... twu wuv" [Panheadchic]

Because of difficulties in celebrity relationships... Nick Carter settles for a mannequin girlfriend. [*grammatical luv*]

I had always wanted to find that mannequin from the cover Tait's CD! [Bob]

Little did he know, his date had pulled the old switch-a-roo on him. [kat]

As the clock struck midnight, the lead singer of Sanctus Real turned into a mannequin, revealing his true plastic figure to his horrified fans... except for one of them. [drummerB]

"No offense, sis, but don't you think you should ease off on the plastic surgery?" [Loopy]

Stan didn't realize how far Bob would go to try to get a free t-shirt. [cmb5582]

"Argh... everytime I spin, it always lands on this guy!!" [happyegg]

Just then Bob Smiley's wife walked in... [Rachael]

"Kiss me, right by the t-shirt aisle..." [Lauren D.]

And you thought watching arwen and aragorn kiss in The Two Towers was gross... [maisey]

"See?! Eveything i kiss turns into plastic!" [superme]

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This Friday, January 29, 2021
Anberlin More To Living Than Being Alive: Lockdown Livestream September 18, 2020 Vinyl (independent)
Lincoln Brewster Perfect Love [Integrity]
Madison Street Worship God of Salvation (I Still Believe) (Revisted) - Single [Integrity]
Remedy Drive Imago Amor (independent)
REVERE Come And Tear Down The Walls (Corey Voss & Sarah Kroger) - Single [Integrity]
Joel Vaughn Louder than the Lies [DREAM]
We Are Messengers Image Of God (feat. Vince Gill) - Single [Curb/Word]


Next Friday, February 5, 2021
Apollo LTD Nothing Is Ordinary. Everything Is Beautiful. [Centricity]
JUDAH. 7 [Capitol/LilhomieCHANCHO]


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