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Crazy Caption Photo No.053: "King Kirk"

(pictured: Kirk Franklin at Night Of Joy in DisneyWorld; from ccmmagazine.com)
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"Forget Leonardo DiCaprio! I'm king of the world!" [katiek]

"And the short people shall rule Christian music once again!" [Jessica]

Seeing as the altar call didn't work, they decided to go with free hugs. [a girl...]

When he got home that night, Mickey realized that he had forgotten to wear his mouse suit to the concert. [Bingo Balls]

"I'm full!" [gimmemychicken]

...until he realized the cheering was coming from the OTHER side of the Magic Kingdom... [Marta]

"Can you SMELL me now?? GOOD!!" [ILCB]

Since "I'm the king of the world" line was already taken, an awkward silence ensued as Kirk attempted to find some other witty catch phrase. [Claudia]

"Praise Him in the sanctuary! Praise Him in the Magic Kingom! Praise Him!" [Rockin Kid 04]

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA! It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" [tyler durston]

"I'm flying Jack! I'm really flying!" [N8 the sk8]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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