When was the last time YOU checked a reflective surface? [The Monster]
"No, DC Talk does not have any plans to get back together any time soon! Stop asking!" [Camaren]
"Truett! I told you not to call Japan with my cell phone!" [Mark]
This phone will self destruct in ten seconds. [gimp]
"Congratulations, you've just been nominated for President of the United States!" [Vanessa]
That very instant, his flowers dissapeared and his tux turned into a t-shirt. The date was ruined. [dan]
"I call it my I-can't-believe-I-already-used-all-my-daytime-minutes plan." [Belle]
"What does Kevin Max want NOW?" [NPGbrian]
Four Days after Christmas, he still hasn't moved from that position since he got the new cell phone. [Hubert]
"Oh my goodness!!! It's true! I am pregnant!!!" [Cori]
"Nooo!! I deleted Rebecca St. James's number from my phone!!!" [Jayson]
When he found out that they had canceled that night's concert, he got mad. When he found out who had replaced them... well, that's when it got ugly. [Bob]
"Beam me up Scotty!" [DJ Skillz]
"'...Baby One More Time??' Who changed my ringer?!?" [MANDY]
Hands down, this photo wins 'Christian Artist That Most Strikingly Resembles Jude Law.' [for_the_zach]
Another victim of the worrying trend of SMS relationship breakups. [DJ Ska]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone]
The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads]
Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG]
Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol]
Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]