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When was the last time YOU checked a reflective surface? [The Monster]

"No, DC Talk does not have any plans to get back together any time soon! Stop asking!" [Camaren]

"Truett! I told you not to call Japan with my cell phone!" [Mark]

This phone will self destruct in ten seconds. [gimp]

"Congratulations, you've just been nominated for President of the United States!" [Vanessa]

That very instant, his flowers dissapeared and his tux turned into a t-shirt. The date was ruined. [dan]

"I call it my I-can't-believe-I-already-used-all-my-daytime-minutes plan." [Belle]

"What does Kevin Max want NOW?" [NPGbrian]

Four Days after Christmas, he still hasn't moved from that position since he got the new cell phone. [Hubert]

"Oh my goodness!!! It's true! I am pregnant!!!" [Cori]

"Nooo!! I deleted Rebecca St. James's number from my phone!!!" [Jayson]

When he found out that they had canceled that night's concert, he got mad. When he found out who had replaced them... well, that's when it got ugly. [Bob]

"Beam me up Scotty!" [DJ Skillz]

"'...Baby One More Time??' Who changed my ringer?!?" [MANDY]

Hands down, this photo wins 'Christian Artist That Most Strikingly Resembles Jude Law.' [for_the_zach]

Another victim of the worrying trend of SMS relationship breakups. [DJ Ska]

This Weeks Winner
Mark won a copy of UpRok Records Mixtape Volume 2

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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