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When was the last time YOU checked a reflective surface? [The Monster]

"No, DC Talk does not have any plans to get back together any time soon! Stop asking!" [Camaren]

"Truett! I told you not to call Japan with my cell phone!" [Mark]

This phone will self destruct in ten seconds. [gimp]

"Congratulations, you've just been nominated for President of the United States!" [Vanessa]

That very instant, his flowers dissapeared and his tux turned into a t-shirt. The date was ruined. [dan]

"I call it my I-can't-believe-I-already-used-all-my-daytime-minutes plan." [Belle]

"What does Kevin Max want NOW?" [NPGbrian]

Four Days after Christmas, he still hasn't moved from that position since he got the new cell phone. [Hubert]

"Oh my goodness!!! It's true! I am pregnant!!!" [Cori]

"Nooo!! I deleted Rebecca St. James's number from my phone!!!" [Jayson]

When he found out that they had canceled that night's concert, he got mad. When he found out who had replaced them... well, that's when it got ugly. [Bob]

"Beam me up Scotty!" [DJ Skillz]

"'...Baby One More Time??' Who changed my ringer?!?" [MANDY]

Hands down, this photo wins 'Christian Artist That Most Strikingly Resembles Jude Law.' [for_the_zach]

Another victim of the worrying trend of SMS relationship breakups. [DJ Ska]

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This Friday, October 9
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Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
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SINGLES
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Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
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Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
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QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]

Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]


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