"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)
This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21] John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream] Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb] Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax] Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream] Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent) Ashley Hess BREATHE - Single (independent) Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax] MotionPlus, Braille Broken Vessels - Single [Gospel Banquet] Leslie Perez Back to My Love (Live Acoustic) - Single [Gotee] project LUMO Look At Me Now - Single [Vere] Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent) Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream] Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax] Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings] Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]
Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]
Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch] Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]
SINGLES GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent) Jon Reddick King of Heaven - Single [Gotee] V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]
Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
Christian Anderson Band Returns to the Stage Following Cancer-Free Announcement
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