"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent) Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)
This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS The Binions Roots [StowTown] Peter Burton Where Would I Be - EP [Integrity] Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship] Deitrick Haddon & Voices Of Unity Chain Breaker 2.5 [Tyscot] Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert [Gaither] Kingdmusic JOY (independent) Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS] We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG] YWAM Kona Music Apostles Creed Global - EP [Integrity]
SINGLES Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent) Mark Bishop The Fishing Pole - Single [Sonlite] BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach] Elan Brio Two Hearts - Single [Fly Dog] for KING + COUNTRY Ever And Ever Before (feat. MORIAH & Courtney) - Single [Curb] Grace + Max Flame - Single [WieRok] Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity] Ellie Holcomb Hope's Gonna Find You (feat. Franni Cash) - Single [Capitol CMG] I.A.N. PRAISE THE LORD ft. 1K Phew - Single [Syntax] iNTELLECT, Procyse Fool's Gold - Single [Polished Arrow] Lexly Nirvana Alegria (ft. Shanta Fuentes) - Single [Syntax] John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House] Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship] Bishop Paul S. Morton Go Through (feat. PJ Morton, Jasmine Morton Robinson) - Single [Tehillah] Alexander Pappas Hands Up - Single [Integrity] Saints in Exile Our Love is Dead & Our Luv is Dead? - Single [Syntax] Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony] SNT. VINCENT SOCIAL YEAR - Single [Syntax] TKE3 Mr Unstoppable (feat. Omar Whippin) - Single (independent) TRU-SERVA Battleground - Single [Kingdom Impact]
DVD Gaither Vocal Band How Sweet It Is: Live In Concert DVD [Gaither]
Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent) Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent) MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)
Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]
Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS] Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House] Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM] Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax] Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House] Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights] Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Mark Bishop Releases New Song, "The Fishing Pole" Today
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Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
