"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite] Bill B. Niche [Syntax] DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony] Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent) Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel] I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax] Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler] John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland]
SINGLES Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow] Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity] Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent) Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow] John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent) Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent) m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow] Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent) Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax] John Pape The Road - Single (independent) Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee] Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream] Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent) Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]
SINGLES Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent) Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream] Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream] Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee] Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest] V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
Limoblaze and Seph Schlueter Team Up for New Single "What I Believe"
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Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
