"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, July 3
ALBUMS Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred] Remedy Drive Daylight United | Studio Sessions - EP (independent)
SINGLES Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream] Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent) Chris Caro Tuff Love (ft. Cristine Toca) - Single [Syntax] Crowder Never Gonna Die (July!) - Single [Capitol CMG] I.A.N. It's Over (ft. DPH) - Single [Syntax] InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent) Kaboose The Key - EP (independent) North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony] Scootie Wop CROSSWALK 2 - Single [Syntax]
Next Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)
Next Friday, July 10
ALBUMS Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail] Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder] KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident] The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon] Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]
SINGLES Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream] Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream] KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream] Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC] Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent) Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud] Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]
Bethel Music Worship School Sells Out for Second Year in a Row
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Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]
