"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]
This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG] Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent) Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs 2026 Q2 (independent) Heartbound Lamentations (independent) Narnia X [Sound Pollution] Skye Peterson Through Line (independent) Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither] Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident] Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music] Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]
SINGLES Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent) Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax] Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax] Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax] Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC] KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream] Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House] Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax] Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC] Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream] Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner] Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax] Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]
VINYL Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]
Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]
Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity] August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless] Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]
SINGLES CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident] The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs] John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
The Arcadian Wild Announce New Album, "Make It Out Alive," Out August 14
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Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]
