"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, October 15
SINGLES Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]
This Friday, October 16
ALBUMS Alexander Pappas and The Lofi Christian HINDSIGHT (independent) Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel] Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent) Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG] Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC] Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner] Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]
SINGLES Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG] Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax] The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent) EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax] PEABOD Ooh! - Single (independent) Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee] Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue] Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]
Next Friday, October 23
ALBUMS Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy] Future of Forestry untitled (independent) Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent) Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG] The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent) We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent) Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream] Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG] Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
Christian Music Conference Returns to Sydney in 2027
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Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]
