"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, March 18, 2026
ALBUMS Pipe Bomb Hell Hole [Resuscitation]
This Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS Brinson How To Kill a Demon [GodChaserz] The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step] Les and Joyce Carlsen Free Will (independent) Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Repent and Believe - EP [Syntax] Fine China I Felt Called - The Complete Sessions [Velvet Blue] God Behind Bars Music God Behind Bars | Angola Prison - EP [Provident] Lakewood Music House of Worship (independent) Tae Lamar For Your Commute II [Polished Arrow] Seventh Day Slumber Thy Kingdom Come [RockFest] Bella Taylor Smith for the home - EP [Universal] Various Artists Jesus Be the Name: Worship Songs for Easter [Provident]
SINGLES AustinThaNoble Free Indeed - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Attitudes - Single [Fly Dog] DJ Noble Queued Up - Single (independent) Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Never - Single [Syntax] Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship] goodwill. World So Cold (ft. Xay Hill) - Single [Syntax] Griffin Dirty Hands - Single [Polished Arrow] Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent) Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House] Tiffany Hudson Jesus The Only (feat. Davide Mutendji) - Single [Elevation] Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach] Jus'Rzd Hol'On - Single [Syntax] Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson VULNERABLE - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas By Your Side - Single [Syntax] Amber Lynn Bathroom Floor - Single [Sonlite] Jeannie Ortega Outside - Single [Syntax] David Pataconi You Don't Waste a Tear - Single (independent) Tommee Profitt Blessed Assurance" (feat. Mara Justine) - Single [Capitol CMG] Josiah Queen judas - Single [Syntax] Michael W. Smith Hymn for Communion - Single [The Fuel] tonyxtrotter WE GOT EACHOTHER - Single [Syntax] tylerhateslife lose your kryptonite (remix) - Single [Syntax] MAYIA WARREN Jesus Loves Me - Single [Syntax] Bethany Wohrle That's How I Know - Single [Bethel]
VINYL Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
Next Thursday, March 26, 2026
ALBUMS Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]
Next Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG] Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither] NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG] Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb] Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG] Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG] Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship] Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC] ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind] Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship] J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent) Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC] Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony] Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream] River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC] The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue] Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent) SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony] Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
Phil Wickham Releases "Song Of The Saints (Deluxe)" and Begins Spring Tour
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