"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS Village KNG Side A + B (independent)
This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]
This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb] Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Jesus Be The Name Exclusive *iTunes only [Provident/Sony] Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG] Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers] tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]
SINGLES Anthem Edition In Christ Alone - Single [Sonlite] ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax] FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse] j. dreaming Blessed - Single [MTM] Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road (feat. Levi Hummon) - Single (independent) Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax] Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax] Brandon Lake & Lainey Wilson The Jesus I Know Now - Single [Provident/Sony] Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax] MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow] Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent) Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent) Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony] Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax] QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax] SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax] Jamison Strain Savior You Are - Single (independent) To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent) Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]
Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]
Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony] Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship] Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music] God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony] GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony] Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb] Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream] Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent) We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
Jamison Strain Releases Powerful New Worship Anthem, "Savior You Are"
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Village KNG Side A + B (independent)
