"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, June 23, 2022
SINGLES NEEDTOBREATHE Talk of the Town - Single (independent)
This Friday, June 24, 2022
ALBUMS Dave Barnes Remembering: Vol. 2 - EP (independent) Sandra McCracken Send Out Your Light [Integrity] Katy Nichole Katy Nichole - EP [Centricity] Passion Burn Bright: More Songs Live From Passion - EP [Capitol CMG] The Red Collective Together We Rise (feat. Jetty Rae & Mitch Dane) - EP [Audiosocket] Ian Yates Between The Joy And The Sorrow: Part 1 [7Core Music]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship May It Be Jesus (feat. Zion Rempel) - Single [DREAM] Canyon Hills Worship On and On (Radio Version) - Single [DREAM] Amy Grant Turn This World Around (2022 Version) - Single [Sparrow/AG] Jonas Myrin Mountains - Single [Capitol CMG] Tedashii Respect My Team (feat. Lecrae, Trip Lee) - Single [Reach] Urban Life Worship Schaffe Raum - Single [Integrity] The Wisecarvers When I Run To You - Single [Horizon] Ayiesha Woods God Forever - Single (independent)
Next Friday, July 1, 2022
SINGLES Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Remain (feat. Elyssa Smith) - Single [DREAM]
Singer/Songwriter Katy Nichole Releases Self-Titled, Debut EP
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Elijah Waters
Light The Way
Clare Bell
Jonathan Allen Wright
NEEDTOBREATHE Talk of the Town - Single (independent)
