"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent) Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)
This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship] Kingdmusic JOY (independent) Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS] We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent) BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach] Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity] John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House] Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship] Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent) MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)
Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]
Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS] Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House] Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM] Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax] Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House] Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights] Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Reach Records Artist, Trip Lee Drops Double Single Release Ahead of "For Your Glory" Debut
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Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
