"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)
This Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred] Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident] Justin Mitchell The Reset EP [Kingdom Impact] Lexly Nirvana 340° EP [Syntax] Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM] Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe - Single [Integrity] Holly Brand I Know Somebody - Single [Integrity] Chris Caro Reset - Single [Syntax] Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony] Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Buckle Up - Single [Syntax] DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony] EJ Swavv Covenant Girl - Single [Syntax] Grace Graber Gratitude - Single (independent) Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson Better Made ft. LXGENDXRYREG & VVS Big Rock - Single [Syntax] David Leonard Well Done - Single [Provident/Sony] Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House] Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House] Limoblaze Way (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach] Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS Jonathan Cain untitled EP [The Fuel] Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
SINGLES Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony] F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent) Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM] Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent) Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach] Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony] Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Elevation Worship Releases New Album, "SO BE IT"
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Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)
