"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]
SINGLES NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]
VINYL Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]
This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb] Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State] Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent) Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records] Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler] Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler] Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG] We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb] Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]
SINGLES Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow] Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent) Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC] Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG] Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC] River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC] Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow] Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard] Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]
Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]
Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb] Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG] Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue] Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue] Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
SINGLES Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity] Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent) Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent) Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest] Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC] Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream] Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC] Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]
Dragons and Astronauts Return with New Holiday Single "On The First Day Of Christmas" Ahead of Seasonal EP
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Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]
