"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, September 24
SINGLES Bloodlines So Much To Lose - Single [Facedown] NEEDTOBREATHE Can't Apologize (feat. Jonah Kagen) - Single [UMG]
This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler] ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident] Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow] Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent) Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler] gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG] Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent) Red Worship Witness (independent) Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music] We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb] Matthew West Jesus Is King [Story House Music] The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)
SINGLES Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent) AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax] Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax] Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax] Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity] Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG] MŌRIAH Kick - Single [F2] Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee] QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax] River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC] The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown] Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers] The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler] Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent) Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent) Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb] Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC] Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel] Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC] Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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