"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, November 19, 2024
SINGLES Mat Kearney Certainty - Single (independent)
This Wednesday, November 20, 2024
ALBUMS 1K Phew Let Go Let God: The EP [Reach]
SINGLES Drew & Ellie Holcomb High Seas - Single [Magnolia] Sleeping At Last Let It Snow - Single (independent)
This Thursday, November 21, 2024
ALBUMS The Choir Translucent (independent)
SINGLES Wilder Woods Curioso [Dualtone]
This Friday, November 22, 2024
ALBUMS Coqui I'll Still Have Christmas Day - EP [DREAM] for KING & COUNTRY A Drummer Boy Christmas (LIVE) [Curb] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 3 & 4 [Horizon] Jonathan McReynolds Red & Green - EP [Capitol CMG/Motown] NEEDTOBREATHE Acoustic Live Vol. 1 (CD Reissue) [Omnivore] NEEDTOBREATHE Live From The Woods (CD Reissue) [Omnivore] R.kitect Vicious Circles - EP (independent) Run51 Let's Celebrate - EP [DREAM] Van Zant Always Look Up [Frontiers Music]
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down I Speak Jesus - Single [BEC] 99 APEX Find A Way Freestyle - Single [Syntax] Cory Asbury You're Still The One - Single [BEC] Ashes Remain Lost Light - Single [BEC] Paul Baloche Angels We Have Heard On High/Glorious (feat. Sarah Kroger) - Single [Integrity] Elan Brio Sun Rays - Single (independent) Amy Jay And So It Goes - Single (independent) Jericko Holy Ground - Single [Syntax] Reece Lache' Energy - Single (independent) Vic Lucas Presha - Single [Syntax] MŌRIAH Winter Wonderland - Single (independent) Cliff & Antoinette Murray O Emanuel - Single [DREAM] Procyse, Dave A. You’re Not Free - Single [Polished Arrow] River Valley Worship This is Our Jesus (feat. Moriah Christian) - Single [BEC] Vineyard Worship Royal Son - Single [Integrity]
VINYL NEEDTOBREATHE Acoustic Live Vol. 1 (Vinyl Reissue) [Omnivore] NEEDTOBREATHE Live From The Woods (Vinyl Reissue) [Omnivore]
Next Thursday, November 28, 2024
VINYL Van Zant Always Look Up Vinyl [Girder]
Next Friday, November 29, 2024
ALBUMS Sixpence None the Richer Dawn of Grace (Deluxe) [Flatiron] Thrive Worship Christmas, Vol. 2 - EP [Integrity]
SINGLES ICF Worship Light of the World - Single [Integrity] Selah Glory Hallelujah (feat. Mike Weaver) - Single [Integrity] Slow Salvation The Ghost of Christmas Past - Single [Velvet Blue] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship Medley of Hymns - Single [DREAM]
VINYL Sixpence None the Richer Dawn of Grace (Deluxe) Vinyl (Record Store Day Exclusive!) [Flatiron]
The Choir Drops Surprise New Album, "Translucent"
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Mat Kearney Certainty - Single (independent)
