"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue] BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach] Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze] Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog] Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House] Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]
SINGLES Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House] AustinThaNoble Painkiller - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax] Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House] Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony] Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax] Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax] Savaun & EJ Swavv More Than Friends (Reimagined) - Single [Syntax] John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)
Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)
Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred] Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident] Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM] Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House] Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House] Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]
Chris Tomlin and Ben Fielding Appear in New Documentary THE FIRST HYMN
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Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
