"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, June 23
ALBUMS PFR Disappear (Remastered) (independent)
This Friday, June 26
ALBUMS Andy Mineo & Wordsplayed Magic & Bird 2 (independent) Clark Beckham Acoustic Worship Sessions [NCS] Dragons & Astronauts Broken Parables (independent) floodlit MiDaSu (independent) Gracie Miss Misfortunately [Tooth & Nail] Tiffany Hudson When You're In The Room [Elevation] Switchfoot FOREVER NOW [By Design/BMG] TobyMac Heaven On My Mind – Guest List Edition [Capitol CMG] Tomb Slayer Radiance: Modern Hymns for Kids [Tomb Slayer] Tree63 VOYAGE (independent)
SINGLES Death Protocol Illusion Of Faith - Single [Rottweiler] Hillside Recording in the room - Single (independent) Cameron Payne Time - Single (independent) GLADDEN & Kurtis Hoppie Round & Round - Single (independent) John Reuben 1-2-Barbecue (w/ Mike Tompkins) - Single (independent) Trey Simon & Mountain People Worship Brother Jo - Single (independent) Phil Wickham x Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Fair Trade]
Next Friday, July 3
ALBUMS Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]
SINGLES Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream] Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent) InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent) Kaboose The Key - EP (independent) North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony]
Girder Announces Debut Release of Newsboys' "Not Ashamed" on Vinyl
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PFR Disappear (Remastered) (independent)
