"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, January 9, 2026
SINGLES Cutright, JusRzd Duck Tales - Single [Syntax] EJ Swavv, Jeff Knox, NandoSTL Deja Vu (Remix) - Single [Syntax] Faith Worship Arts Something Incredible (Live) - Single [DREAM] Freedom Church Blood Is Greater - Single [DREAM] Gethsemane Instrumental Winter Rest - Single [Ocean House] GLADDEN Good In My Soul - Single [DREAM] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs (feat. gio.) - Single [DREAM] Mountains in the Sea Not By Might - Single [DREAM] Jeannie Ortega With Me - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, January 16, 2026
SINGLES Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House] Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House] Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House] Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]