"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot] Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC] Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG] for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records] Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent) Living Again Living Again II (independent) Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee] Set For The Fall I Said What I Said [Vere] Zauntee GOD REMEMBERS [BEC]
SINGLES Alphein HIGHER - Single [Syntax] Chris Caro Outcast - Single [Syntax] ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream] Evelyn Cormier + Rain City Worship The Lord Is My Shepherd (Psalm 23) - Single [BEC] Dex the nerd who loves Jesus I'm So Old School - Single [Syntax] Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream] eddieM Your Way - Single [Syntax] Exline Key West - Single (independent) Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent) EJ Swavv, MAYIA WARREN & Bill B. God Did - Single [Syntax] iNTELLECT, Elan Brio Good Vibe - Single [Polished Arrow] The Lighthouse Boys America Bless God - Single (independent) Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb] Miles Minnick, Lecrae, nobigdyl. Christlike University - Single [Reach] Kevi Morse It's your time - Single [Syntax] Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb] Northview Worship Praise God for His Mercy - Single [BEC] outr.cty Beautiful Dreamer - Single [Syntax] Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream] Q-Flo Wild Flower 8 - Single [Syntax] QEW & Cyrus Sonata Majin - Single [Syntax] Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream] Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream] Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent) Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)
VINYL Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)
Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler] ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident] Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent) Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler] gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG] Red Worship Witness (independent) Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers] We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb] Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident] The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)
SINGLES Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee] River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
Skillet's "Monster" Goes 7X Platinum as Career RIAA Tally Hits 30M
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