"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]
This Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony] Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music] Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent) Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship] Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music] God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony] GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony] Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent) Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb] Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream] Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent) We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)
Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]
SINGLES Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent) Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent) V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship] Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]
Reach Records and 2819 Worship Announce New Partnership
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FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]
