"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM] 99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax] Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler] EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax] Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy] Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House] iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow] Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House] Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax] Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew] Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax] Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax] Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM] Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax] VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent) Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder] Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
SINGLES John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House] Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
Scapegoat Releases New Single "Glorious Appearance (Ft. Absolute Desolation)"
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