"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, October 29, 2025
ALBUMS Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]
SINGLES Tikae Maestro Dwell (ft. Kingdmusic) - Single [Tribe Rua]
This Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS 1K Phew What's Understood 3 [Reach] Sherwin Gardner Christmas Glow [Wings] Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective] Vic Lucas The Journey [Syntax] MORIAH Nice Life - EP [F2] Amanda Nolan Wait For The Dawn - EP [Lula Street] River Valley Worship First Light / Last Word - EP [BEC] SEU Worship What A God [Live at JOGS] (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - EP [Provident] Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]
SINGLES Alphein Working - Single [Syntax] Chris Caro It's Okay - Single [Syntax] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Still - Single [Syntax] Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM] Dust and Grace He Made It All - Single [MTS] Emery Civil Wars - Single (independent) Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] HolyName Ritual - Single (independent) Jericko Skeletons - Single [Syntax] Kingdmusic Speed Dial (ft Mégan Rose) - Single (independent) The Light Superior Ghost - Single [Rottweiler] Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent) John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent) Steven Malcolm Lean On You - Single [Curb] My Place Was Taken Rude Awakening - Single [Rottweiler] No Vain Glory ROYALTY (CHOSEN) - Single [Syntax] Polished Arrow Music LOTW - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Poor Old Lu The Hurting - Single (independent) Razzie & Joz NEW PETRO (ft. 4KL) - Single [Syntax] Saints in Exile Pain is My Best Friend (At My Best) [ft. THE EXILED] - Single [Syntax] Jordy Sam Hard Days (ft. IAN) - Single [Syntax] Silent Reflection The Air - Single [Syntax] Still Remains The Wound and the Weapon - Single (independent) Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]
This Saturday, November 1, 2025
SINGLES Relentless Pursuit He Is Coming - Single (independent)
Next Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back] Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth] DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM] Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent) Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent) (UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)
SINGLES Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC] Damian If I Should Fail - Single [DREAM] Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun] Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent) Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent) Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC] Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent) Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent) Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent) Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]
NF Returns with New EP, "FEAR," Out Nov. 14
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Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]
