"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, October 8
ALBUMS The Chilling Alpine Adventure Kairos - EP (independent)
SINGLES NEEDTOBREATHE Past The Gates (feat. Anne Wilson) - Single [UMG]
This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent) The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue] SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash] Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]
SINGLES Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax] Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream] John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent) Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax] outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax] QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax] Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel] Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent) Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG] Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC] Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner] Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]
SINGLES Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG] Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee] Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Tommis and Company Release Debut EP, "The Wonder of You, Vol. 1"
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