"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, September 1
ALBUMS Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)
This Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES Alex Henry Foster Calling Out! - Single [Hopeful Tragedy] Scroll Eater Consume The Scroll - Single [Facedown]
This Friday, September 4
ALBUMS Dan Musselman Dust and Doxology (independent) Jeannie Ortega Phantom Love [Syntax] Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb] Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]
SINGLES Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent) Chris Caro REDEEM - Single [Syntax] K’nek, Mancito Telfort WALK - Single (independent) Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream] Malcolm Rue, A Tribe Apart Gimme That - Single [Syntax] Nobody's Uncle The Shameless Swoon - Single (independent) Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream] Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee] Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest] V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
Next Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]
Next Friday, September 11
ALBUMS Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel] The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)
SINGLES Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee] Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee] Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream] Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]
Michael Sarver's "Layer Two" Celebrates Battles Fought and Victories Won
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Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)
