"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, January 15, 2021 Apollo LTD Acoustic Sessions EP [Centricity] Audrey Assad Eden (Live) (independent) The Beenes Keep Looking Up [StowTown] Mack Brock Space (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Crowder Good God Almighty - Single [Capitol CMG] The Dailys (Jillian Edwards & Ellie Holcomb) The Dailys EP [Tone Tree] Demon Hunter I Will Fail You (Resurrected) - Single [Solid State] Equippers Revolution Clarity [DREAM] Futures Just So Good - Single [DREAM] Hillsong Young & Free Todos Mis Mejores Amigos - EP (Re-Release) [Capitol CMG] John P. Kee It's Gonna Get Better (feat. Zacardi Cortez, Tredell Kee, Mark J, Phil Lassiter & Clyde Cumberlander) - Single [eOne] KJ-52 One Year Ago (feat. Whosoever South) - Single (independent) Charlie Peacock Skin and Wind (independent) planetboom JC Squad [Venture3Media] Angie Rose Unstoppable EP [Capitol CMG] Kierra Sheard Something Has To Break (feat. Karen Clark Sheard) - Single [Karew/Provident] Titus Showers We Need You - Single [A & P] Young Oceans You Are Fullness [Street Talk Media]
This Saturday, January 16, 2021 116, Wande, Hulvey Still 40 Deep - Single [Reach]
Next Friday, January 22, 2021 Cochren & Co. Don't Lose Hope [Gotee] Phil Joel Better Than I Found It (independent) Remedy Drive Imago Amor (independent) Chase Tremaine Development & Compromise (independent)
Reach Records to Drop "Still 40 Deep" Feat. Hulvey and Wande Tonight at Midnight
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