"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity] CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity] MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet] Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon] Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]
SINGLES Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax] Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence] Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax] Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax] ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent) goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax] Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent) Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS] No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax] WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite] DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony] Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent) Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel] Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler] John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]
SINGLES Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity] Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent) John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent) Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent) Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee] Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent) Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Katy Nichole Announces "Honest Conversations" Fall Tour, Signs WME Christian Media Group For Exclusive Booking
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Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
