"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent) Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent) John P. Kee Throwback: An Evening with John P. Kee, Part 1 [Tyscot] Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade] Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)
SINGLES Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS] Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House] Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent) Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House] Kemara Lynn Apply Pressure (feat. DKG KIE) - Single (independent)
VINYL John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]
Next Friday, December 5, 2025
SINGLES 29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM] Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler] Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House] Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House] Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew] Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
NF's "FEAR" EP Debuts at No. 1 on Billboard's Top Rap Albums
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