"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, January 30, 2025
SINGLES Limoblaze Come & See - Single [Reach]
This Friday, January 31, 2025
ALBUMS 99 APEX Inner Exodus [Syntax] The Choir Translucent (Digital/Streaming Debut) [Galaxy 21] Dreamers World of Wonder [DREAM]
SINGLES Blanca Are You Ready? - Single [Curb] The Beautiful Gate Near - Single (independent) Jeannie Ortega Danza Salsaton (Zambia Remix) [ft. No Vain Glory] - Single [Syntax] PRXM Running My Race - Single [Syntax] SNT. VINCENT Give Me Strength (ft. Legin) - Single [Syntax] Brandon Watson Warning Signs - Single (independent) Aaron Williams Resurrection Hope - Single [Integrity]
Next Friday, February 7, 2025
ALBUMS JOHNNYSWIM When The War is Over (independent) Wilder Woods Curioso [Dualtone]
SINGLES bodie whisper and the wind (feat. Gracie Binion) - Single [Provident] Brennley Brown Sanctuary - Single [Provident] Matt Hammitt No Matter the Cost - Single (independent) Xander Sallows Highlight - Single [DREAM] Matt Sassano Not Unreachable - Single (independent) We Are Messengers Somewhere In Her Dreams - Single [Curb]
Limoblaze Drops New Single, "Come and See," Today
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Limoblaze Come & See - Single [Reach]
