"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES 1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]
This Friday, March 6, 2026
ALBUMS Autumn Owls Here in the Bardos (independent) Michael Bethany Sanctuary [Re:Think/Capitol CMG] Collective Dust Do People Even Use CDs Anymore? - EP [Charon Collective] Falling Up Reimagined Volume I (independent) Passion Just That Good [Capitol CMG] Zach Williams Jesus Loves (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony] Woodlands Worship In The Meantime [Wings]
SINGLES Altira Black Hole - Single [The Fuel] Mark Bishop You Better Go Read It - Single [Sonlite] Chris Caro Lately - Single [Syntax] Engedi Music Resurrection Saves - Single (independent) Grace + Max Better Place - Single [WieRok] Taylor Hill DIE 4 ME - Single [Provident/Sony] I.A.N. & Joel Gibson Jr. Good Times - Single [Syntax] IDEGO SHOCKING! - Single (independent) Jericko Let You In ft. No Vain Glory - Single [Syntax] Jenn Johnson Walk With Me (feat. Tiffany Hudson) - Single [Bethel] KELO & DreBeezeDaGodSon FORGIVE ME - Single [Syntax] Living Again Let Me Be Yours - Single [Near Kingdom Records] Alicia Monee' & EJ Swavv `Metallic - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Woozy - Single [Syntax] Alexander Pappas It Is So Sweet (feat. Chelsea Plank) - Single [Integrity] Tommee Profitt Nothing But the Blood "(feat. Jeremy Rosado) - Single [Capitol CMG] Red Rocks Worship The Lord Is With Me (feat. Chris Brown) - Single [Provident/Sony] Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House] tonyxtrotter OUTTA THE WAY ft. Q-Flo - Single [Syntax] Anne Wilson Still Do (feat. Cole Swindell) - Single [Capitol CMG] Wilson Fairchild I Saw The Light - Single [Gaither]
Next Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS DPB Undefeated [MTS]
Next Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG] Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]
SINGLES GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM] Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM] John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House] Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House] Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade] Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony] Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
Alexander Pappas Releases New Song with Chelsea Plank of SEU Worship
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