"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Monday, April 12, 2021 Wande Blessed Up (Remix) - Single (feat. Lecrae, Mike Todd) [Reach]
This Friday, April 16, 2021 Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy] Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither] The Church Will Sing The Risen Lamb Of God (feat. Matthews Ntlele and Bridge Worship) - Single [Curb/Word] FAITHFUL We Are One (feat. Christa Wells, Kelly Minter, Tamar Chipp, Savannah Locke & Rachael Lampa) - Single [Integrity] The Fold World Gone Mad - Single (independent) JUDAH. Hallelujah's Song (Psalm 103) [feat. Caleb Chapman] - Single [Capitol CMG] Mosaic MSC & Marcos Witt Nunca Me Fallas - Single [Capitol CMG] NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity] Kerrie Roberts Keeping Angels Busy - Single (independent) Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity] Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven Live [Provident] Zach Williams Turn It Over - Single [Essential] Anne Wilson My Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
Next Friday, April 23, 2021 Ty Brasel Destiny - Single [Curb/Word] Cross Point Music Everything Changes - Single [Centricity]
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