"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Sunday, May 10, 2026
SINGLES JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)
This Thursday, May 14, 2026
ALBUMS Abandoned Pools Humanistic (Re-Release) [BMG]
This Friday, May 15, 2026
ALBUMS Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records] Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent) Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES 99 APEX Jumped - Single [Syntax] AustinThaNoble Ray of Sunshine - Single [Syntax] ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House] The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs] Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent) Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent) LamonTT Blackshire One Job - Single [Syntax] Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent) Sower Joy - Single (independent) Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG] Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
Next Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent) Grand Motel untitled (independent) Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity] Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel] Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent) Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)
SINGLES Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent) Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)
Roxx Records Releases "To Hell with the Devil, A 40th Anniversary Salute"
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JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)
