"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent) Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent) MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)
This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]
This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)
This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS] Band Reeves My Country - EP [Centricity] The Craguns Steadfast Love [StowTown] Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach] Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House] Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Meredith Andrews Prevail (Live From Liberty University) [with Liberty Worship Collective] - Single [Curb] Anthem Edition He Is Who He Is - Single [Sonlite] Bill B. & Jay Carter Another Chance - Single [Syntax] Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - Single [The Fuel] CalledOut Music My Love - Single [Integrity] Micah Christopher White Knuckles - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road People - Single [Thoroughbred] Rachel DeLong Dopamine - Single (independent) Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax] Elevation Worship Alleluia - Single [Provident] Lexi Elisha Always On Time - Single (independent) Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM] Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony] Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax] Haste the Day Shallows - Single [Solid State] Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach] J Payne, Patrick Jackson, JP got SAVED The Potter - Single (independent) K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax] Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House] Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights] Blessing Offor, Maxwell Stark Brighter Days (New Day Edition) - Single [Capitol CMG] Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC] Prodi Da Prodigal, ATTAM Checkmate - Single [Syntax] Seventh Day Slumber Praise - Single [Rockfest] Rusty Shipp Sinners in the Hands - Single (independent) We Are Messengers Faith Hope Love - Single [Curb]
Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue] BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach] Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze] Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
SINGLES Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House] Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House] Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony] John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
Meredith Andrews Returns to Her Alma Mater for "Live From Liberty University," Out April 3
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Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
