"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)
This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]
This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb] Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG] Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland] The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent) outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax] Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue] Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue] Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious] Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)
SINGLES Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow] Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax] Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax] Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity] Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design] Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent) Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent) Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest] Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC] Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream] Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC] Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane] Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]
Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]
Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear] Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream] New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent) The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon] Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)
SINGLES Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb] Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC] John Long love deep - Single (independent) Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent) Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC] Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream] Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream] Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante Releases New Single "OVEN MITT!"
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