"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back] Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth] DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM] Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent) Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent) (UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)
SINGLES Dave Barnes Santa's Gotta Go - Single (independent) Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC] Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - Single [Circle Back] Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun] Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent) Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent) Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC] Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent) Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent) Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent) Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent) Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC] Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue] NF FEAR - EP [Capitol] Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident] The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]
SINGLES Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back] Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]
Joseph Habedank Pays Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman with "The Great Adventure"
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Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]
