"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, March 24, 2026
ALBUMS Philip Anthony Rare Form (independent)
This Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG] Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither] Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson TRAP WORSHIP 2 - Single [Syntax] Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach] Jason McGee & The Choir Another Tomorrow [CDAC] NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG] Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb] Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG] Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG] Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship] B. Cooper Driver's Seat - Single [RMG Amplify] Bethel Music Cathedral (Live at Church) (feat. Jonathan David & Melissa Helser) - Single [Bethel] Chris Caro Noah's Song - Single [Syntax] Franni Cash Raised by Wolves - Single [Capitol CMG] Steven Curtis Chapman & Miel San Marcos Cinderella (Espaņol) - Single [The Fuel] ChristianXXII Glory - Single [Wick Media] Cutright Nasty - Single [Syntax] Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC] ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind] FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL SOS - Single [Riverhouse] Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship] Justin Gambino Let Me Not Forget - Single [Residence] Abbie Gamboa The Wonderful Blood (Amazon Music Original) - Single [Anotherland] Amy Grant How Do We Get There From Here (feat. Ruby Amanfu) - Single [AG] Philippa Hanna Citizen (feat. Israel Houghton & Moses Bliss) - Single [Integrity] Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Hollow Grave - Single [Capitol CMG] J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent) Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC] Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony] Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream] Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax] River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC] Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent) The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue] Saints in Exile My Mind is a Prison (Orchestral Remix) - Single [Syntax] SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony] Signum Regis Throne Of Gold - Single [Fireflash] Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG] Lauren Talley Walls - Single [Horizon] tonyxtrotter UNTIL THE GOSPEL ft. KJ-52 - Single [Syntax] Vertical Kings 20-Something - Single [Covenant Music] Wilson Fairchild Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]
Next Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb] Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG] Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
SINGLES ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony] FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse] Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent) Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent) To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent) Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]
Switchfoot Sound the Alarm With New Song, "Wake Up, Mr. Crow"
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