"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Tuesday, April 15, 2025
BOOKS Sandra McCracken and Tim Nicholson Maker of the Mountain [B&H]
This Friday, April 18, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Darst In The Mighty Name (Live) [Fair Trade] Ronnie Martin Consume Like A Moth What Is Dear [Velvet Blue] Sixpence None the Richer Live at Gruene Hall [Flatiron]
SINGLES Doulos Worship Jubilee Song - Single (independent) Fred Hammond, Khristian Dentley, Gabriel Preisser Via Dolorosa - Single [Tomb Slayer] LO CLOUD Dreams Fail - Single (independent) Stars Go Dim A Little Light - Single [Curb]
Next Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] Xander Sallows superficial - Single [DREAM]