"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, October 2
ALBUMS Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown] Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers] Joebin Intercede (independent) The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler] Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent) Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent) Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb] Beach Chapel VCR - Single (independent) Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC] Bleach Epidermis Girl - Single [Residence] Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC] m1L Life Changes - Single [Polished Arrow] Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent) QEW, Cyrus Sonata 777 (No Wish) (ft. N!x) - Single [Syntax] Steven Perez × Freddrick HalleluYAH!!! × J Payne Back At It - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 9
ALBUMS Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent) The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue] SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash] Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]
SINGLES Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream] John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent) Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
Disciple Celebrates 20 Years of "Scars Remain" Album with Merch Drop, Fall Tour
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Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
