"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
SINGLES Limoblaze Super Power II (feat. Rua Young) - Single [Reach]
This Thursday, September 10
ALBUMS The Protest The Protest (independent)
SINGLES Bleach Sun Stands Still - Single [Residence] Shayla Van Tassel Burning Out - Single (independent)
This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel] Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach] The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)
SINGLES Philip Anthony Reminisce - Single (independent) Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee] Brenton Brown (ft King's College) Everywhere I Go - Single (independent) Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Free Indeed - Single [Syntax] K3hlab The Realm of Grief - Single [Syntax] Kingdmusic Worry About Nothing (Live) - Single (independent) Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax] Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee] Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream] QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax] Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax] Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]
Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot] Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC] Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG] for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records] Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent) Living Again Living Again II (independent) Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
SINGLES ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream] Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream] Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent) Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb] Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb] Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream] Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream] Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream] Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent) Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)
VINYL Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]
New Goth Synthwave Artist Shayla Van Tassel Debuts with "Burning Out"
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Michael W. Smith There She Stands - Single [The Fuel]
