"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]
This Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia] Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind] Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent) Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]
SINGLES Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM] Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM] Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House] Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House] Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps] We The Kingdom Dear Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
VINYL Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
Next Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent) Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
SINGLES Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS] Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House] Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]
VINYL John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]
Benjamin William Hastings Releases New Song "The Man I Could Be"
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The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]
