"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]
Elan Brio's Latest Single Comes at the Perfect Time for the Veteran Artist
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