"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move (Live) - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]