"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)
This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity] August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless] Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]
SINGLES CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident] Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax] EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax] The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs] Icon for Hire A Girl is Like a Piece of Gum - Single (independent) John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent) Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax] We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]
Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)
SINGLES Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records] Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent) Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent) Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic] KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream] Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony] Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream] So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent) We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Brothrly Forever - Single (independent) Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
41st Stellar Gospel Music Awards Nominations Announced
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