"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity] Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
SINGLES 2819 Worship For Christ Alone - Single [Reach] Bill B. Right There - Single [Syntax] Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent) Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Love Is (ft. TNV) - Single [Syntax] Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent) Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream] Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House] J.Solo Burg Slang Remix (ft. Knaladeus & DJ SureShot) - Single [Syntax] John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company] Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House] Myles Maestro SERPENT & FRUIT - Single [Syntax] MotionPlus Refuse 2.0 (feat. Alyssa Jane, m1L, Kaboose) - Single [Polished Arrow] Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House] Tds Cam Don't Unearth Me - Single [Syntax] Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]
DVD Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
Next Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State] Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG] The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue] Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship] GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream] The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon] IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent) KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream] Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
Kevin Williams Brings Star-Studded Concert to Hometown to Benefit Kevin's Kids
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