Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

Crazy Caption Photo No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

(pictured: Jars Of Clay; photo from Essential Records)

"I love the way your sandy hair flies trough the air. To me its like a lullaby. I'm flying by, oh so high, like a kite. Tied to a stick..." [MeMae]

"What caption would be good for this picture of us looking at a picture?" [ash]

"Okay. You're right. There were cowboys on Michael Jackson's pajamas... I could've sworn they were ducks! Here's your $20..." [lotsa love from above]

"John DiBiase said Redemption Songs wasn't what he expected??? I'll give him something to expect..." [eagle89]

It says, "Smile. You're on Lloyd's Crazy Captions." [Allison Michelle]

"Well let's see, she has sandy blonde hair, a pretty good looking face... I guess you say things are getting pretty serious." [LYZ]

"12 across - and the clue is, 'How to keep a rock band busy'" [Christsidesouljah28]

"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." [Mrs. Matt Thiessen]

"Well here's the number for my new cell phone.... 867-5309?!" [pesky]

"...Do you like me? Check yes or no..." [bacca]

"'All your base are belong to us.' What?" ["Maniac" Matt]

The members of jars of Clay have always known the importance of doing a peer editing before sending off that annual letter to Santa. [Alena]

"Hey guys, I printed off this picture of these dorks just sitting around staring at some piece of paper with... Hey, wait a minute!!" [Deeds]

"I can't believe my mom set me up with an account on eharmony.com" [bekah103]

"You know, you might have more of a use for an acceptance speech if we were actually nominated for a Dove Award" [roger]

"It's a Liger -- bred for it's skills in magic." [napdynfreak]

"Look what I've done, this picture I've painted. It looks like my heart..." [guimo]

"Now THOSE were some crazy times..." [Colin]

Mrs. Matt Thiessen won a full prerelease copy of The Chemistry's debut album The Chemistry

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