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Crazy Caption Photo No.071: "Poetic Puzzler"

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"I love the way your sandy hair flies trough the air. To me its like a lullaby. I'm flying by, oh so high, like a kite. Tied to a stick..." [MeMae]

"What caption would be good for this picture of us looking at a picture?" [ash]

"Okay. You're right. There were cowboys on Michael Jackson's pajamas... I could've sworn they were ducks! Here's your $20..." [lotsa love from above]

"John DiBiase said Redemption Songs wasn't what he expected??? I'll give him something to expect..." [eagle89]

It says, "Smile. You're on Lloyd's Crazy Captions." [Allison Michelle]

"Well let's see, she has sandy blonde hair, a pretty good looking face... I guess you say things are getting pretty serious." [LYZ]

"12 across - and the clue is, 'How to keep a rock band busy'" [Christsidesouljah28]

"It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." [Mrs. Matt Thiessen]

"Well here's the number for my new cell phone.... 867-5309?!" [pesky]

"...Do you like me? Check yes or no..." [bacca]

"'All your base are belong to us.' What?" ["Maniac" Matt]

The members of jars of Clay have always known the importance of doing a peer editing before sending off that annual letter to Santa. [Alena]

"Hey guys, I printed off this picture of these dorks just sitting around staring at some piece of paper with... Hey, wait a minute!!" [Deeds]

"I can't believe my mom set me up with an account on eharmony.com" [bekah103]

"You know, you might have more of a use for an acceptance speech if we were actually nominated for a Dove Award" [roger]

"It's a Liger -- bred for it's skills in magic." [napdynfreak]

"Look what I've done, this picture I've painted. It looks like my heart..." [guimo]

"Now THOSE were some crazy times..." [Colin]

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Mrs. Matt Thiessen won a full prerelease copy of The Chemistry's debut album The Chemistry

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

This Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Justin Mitchell The Reset EP [Kingdom Impact]
Lexly Nirvana 340° EP [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe - Single [Integrity]
Holly Brand I Know Somebody - Single [Integrity]
Chris Caro Reset - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Buckle Up - Single [Syntax]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
EJ Swavv Covenant Girl - Single [Syntax]
Grace Graber Gratitude - Single (independent)
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson Better Made ft. LXGENDXRYREG & VVS Big Rock - Single [Syntax]
David Leonard Well Done - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Limoblaze Way (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Jonathan Cain untitled EP [The Fuel]
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]
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