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Crazy Caption Photo No.075: "Crowd Control"

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With Forefront, there are no questions... [Kyle]

"This is my rejected weapon idea for Revenge of the Sith." [NathanIsCool]

Forefront's new promotion starts this weekend. It's called "Listen to our CD's or Burn" [douFR0G]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [jeremy]

"Did someone call for an exterminator?" [SkaChick'89]

Men in Black III: Forefront Attack! [bubbaliciousDude88]

"Can I get this mom, pleeease???" [wilbur]

Ok this whole record advertising thing has gotten WAY out of control... [Joel]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [pitiful]

"You've gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [Heed]

"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' moshers!" [groober]

Famous last words: "You look like a turtle in that hat." [Sir Lancelot]

"This gun is actually made of cardboard... but it helps my self-esteem." [Nate Kaiser]

"I dare you to say Gotee records is better!!" [captain]

"Where did you want the ray gun again??" [blindside*babe]

Due to the loss of many bands to other record companies. Forefront has hired a new member to their staff. Let's just say, he "makes the bands offers they just can't refuse." [Jon]

"Tony, we know you want to be our sixth band member, but that's not even an instrument!!" [Shealeen]

"A Super Soaker 5000! Forefront, my love, you never cease to amaze me..." [Rachel]

"Yes... this DOES mean the show is over!" [mace]

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This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown]
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Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach]
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Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]

SINGLES
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VINYL
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Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
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Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS
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SINGLES
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