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With Forefront, there are no questions... [Kyle]

"This is my rejected weapon idea for Revenge of the Sith." [NathanIsCool]

Forefront's new promotion starts this weekend. It's called "Listen to our CD's or Burn" [douFR0G]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [jeremy]

"Did someone call for an exterminator?" [SkaChick'89]

Men in Black III: Forefront Attack! [bubbaliciousDude88]

"Can I get this mom, pleeease???" [wilbur]

Ok this whole record advertising thing has gotten WAY out of control... [Joel]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [pitiful]

"You've gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [Heed]

"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' moshers!" [groober]

Famous last words: "You look like a turtle in that hat." [Sir Lancelot]

"This gun is actually made of cardboard... but it helps my self-esteem." [Nate Kaiser]

"I dare you to say Gotee records is better!!" [captain]

"Where did you want the ray gun again??" [blindside*babe]

Due to the loss of many bands to other record companies. Forefront has hired a new member to their staff. Let's just say, he "makes the bands offers they just can't refuse." [Jon]

"Tony, we know you want to be our sixth band member, but that's not even an instrument!!" [Shealeen]

"A Super Soaker 5000! Forefront, my love, you never cease to amaze me..." [Rachel]

"Yes... this DOES mean the show is over!" [mace]

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captain won a full prerelease of Circleslide' new album Uncommon Days

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 20, 2025
ALBUMS
Britt Nicole II II V (independent)

SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

This Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Alexxander Llorón (Crybaby) [Reach]
Blanca A Christmas to Remember - EP [Curb]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
ODYN The Chronicles of the Sacred Eye Pt. II: The Fury of the Star Spawn [Charon Collective]
Polished Arrow New Blood [Polished Arrow]
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Franni Cash Good Woman - Single [Capitol CMG]
Cliff & Antoinette Murray By The Blood We Overcome (Emmanuel) - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]
EJ Swavv, Craig Watson & prodbyzayne 100 Percent - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Kelo Reconcile ft. Anaia Lachelle & Selah the Corner - Single [Syntax]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro No Love in the Wild - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith, Chris Brown Agnus Dei - Single [The Fuel]
MAYIA As the Deer - Single [Syntax]
Jason Nelson Shepherd's Song - Single [Tyscot]
Rhymes In Harmony Trade (ft. Mitch Darrell & Rich Will) - Single [Syntax]
Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps]
TREE63 How Much Longer? - Single (independent)
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]
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