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With Forefront, there are no questions... [Kyle]

"This is my rejected weapon idea for Revenge of the Sith." [NathanIsCool]

Forefront's new promotion starts this weekend. It's called "Listen to our CD's or Burn" [douFR0G]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [jeremy]

"Did someone call for an exterminator?" [SkaChick'89]

Men in Black III: Forefront Attack! [bubbaliciousDude88]

"Can I get this mom, pleeease???" [wilbur]

Ok this whole record advertising thing has gotten WAY out of control... [Joel]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [pitiful]

"You've gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [Heed]

"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' moshers!" [groober]

Famous last words: "You look like a turtle in that hat." [Sir Lancelot]

"This gun is actually made of cardboard... but it helps my self-esteem." [Nate Kaiser]

"I dare you to say Gotee records is better!!" [captain]

"Where did you want the ray gun again??" [blindside*babe]

Due to the loss of many bands to other record companies. Forefront has hired a new member to their staff. Let's just say, he "makes the bands offers they just can't refuse." [Jon]

"Tony, we know you want to be our sixth band member, but that's not even an instrument!!" [Shealeen]

"A Super Soaker 5000! Forefront, my love, you never cease to amaze me..." [Rachel]

"Yes... this DOES mean the show is over!" [mace]

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.Eddy Mann Announces August 21st Release of Jazz-Influenced Worship Single "We Are"
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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