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With Forefront, there are no questions... [Kyle]

"This is my rejected weapon idea for Revenge of the Sith." [NathanIsCool]

Forefront's new promotion starts this weekend. It's called "Listen to our CD's or Burn" [douFR0G]

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [jeremy]

"Did someone call for an exterminator?" [SkaChick'89]

Men in Black III: Forefront Attack! [bubbaliciousDude88]

"Can I get this mom, pleeease???" [wilbur]

Ok this whole record advertising thing has gotten WAY out of control... [Joel]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." [pitiful]

"You've gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [Heed]

"Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' moshers!" [groober]

Famous last words: "You look like a turtle in that hat." [Sir Lancelot]

"This gun is actually made of cardboard... but it helps my self-esteem." [Nate Kaiser]

"I dare you to say Gotee records is better!!" [captain]

"Where did you want the ray gun again??" [blindside*babe]

Due to the loss of many bands to other record companies. Forefront has hired a new member to their staff. Let's just say, he "makes the bands offers they just can't refuse." [Jon]

"Tony, we know you want to be our sixth band member, but that's not even an instrument!!" [Shealeen]

"A Super Soaker 5000! Forefront, my love, you never cease to amaze me..." [Rachel]

"Yes... this DOES mean the show is over!" [mace]

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This Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Dragons & Astronauts 11:28 (independent)
JusJames WHIL3 U WAIT - EP [Polished Arrow]
Tim Lovelace On a Different Note [StowTown]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists House of Worship [The Fuel]
VOTA Back to the Start (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Dubem Lately - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Single [Provident]
Grace Graber That's Who I Praise - Single (independent)
Jonah Greene I Need You - Single (independent)
Griffin Mega Church - Single [Polished Arrow]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Daniel Mulkey Pass It On - Single (independent)
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender - Single [UMG]
Troy Patterson Creating Something - Single [Syntax]

Warren Peay Gimme a Hallelujah - Single [Integrity]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
tylerhateslife mental health (heaven's remix) - Single [Syntax]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
Zach Williams Wait For Me (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [Provident]

Next Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

Next Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]


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