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Crazy Caption Photo No.074: "Cinco De Michael"

(pictured: Michael Tait of Tait; photo from Taitband.com)
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"....and here we have our beat up toy production line." [Aaron]

"We need a sacrifice!" [Boodmeister]

"And they said I couldn't rap. Ha!" [Belle]

Relient K may have a buffalo, but Michael has a shrink-wrapped sheep. [Jasa]

"That's it! That's going to be the new cover of our next album!" [skilletchicksrock]

Tait's newest line of merchandise: piñatas! [eminy]

"I bet you'll never guess what I'M giving you for Christmas!" [Yubula]

"We figured if we wrapped the piñata in bubble wrap, the fun would last longer..." [jillajong]

Michael's unsuccessful pitch to Disney for Benji Goes Overseas [AB Talk]

Photo from the book, So You Wanna Know What Happened To The Christmas Gift You Gave Your Son-In-Law [mitrilogy]

"We all know the answer to what your about to ask... 'NO!'" [Cathy]

Much to the chagrin of the passengers, Michael Tait decided to auction off everybody's luggage in order to raise money for his band. [zaChary]

Call now to recieve your very own Karate-Chop-Action Tait for only $19.95. Call within the next thirty minutes and well throw in the Singing Tait at no extra cost! [Jeremy]

The new DVD of Tait on tour: Lose This Luggage [Mikelong]

THIS is what I do to JFH'ers who try to use a Napoleon Dynamite quote for my caption! [Mark]

"Lets see... 'Step One: remove dog from packaging, Step Two: add water.' See its simple!" [Mikelong]

See spot run. See Spot jump. See spot ship himself to Georgia. [mortimer]

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zaChary won a full copy of Joy Williams' new album Genesis

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
AOH Music Breathe (Acoustic Live) (independent)
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog]
Elevation Español El Nombre De Jesús [Provident]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ADIA One The Way (Remix feat. Erica Campbell) - Single [Rock City]
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
AustinThaNoble Painkiller - Single [Syntax]
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Les and Joyce Carlsen He's God - Single (independent)
idle threat Evermind - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Jenn Johnson Here In Your Arms - Single [Bethel]
KB BLOOD 2 - Single [Provident]
The Kingsmen When Sunday Morning Dawned - Single [Bethel]
Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax]
NCS Collective, Dara Maclean Can You See It - Single [NCS]
Lloyd Nicks Heal For You - Single [Curb]
Passion What A Worthy Name / Watch Him Work - Single [Capitol CMG]
Pastor Mike Jr. He Can - Single [Rock City]
Dante Pride Just Believe - Single [TAMLA]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax]
Sanctus Real Steady - Single [Framework/The Fuel]
Savaun & EJ Swavv More Than Friends (Reimagined) - Single [Syntax]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
Darlene Zschech Shout To The Lord (All The Earth) (feat. Ana Paula Valadão and Ingrid Rosario) - Single [Integrity]

VINYL
Sixpence None The Richer Kiss Me / Perfect Day UO Exclusive 7-inch Single Vinyl [UO/Flatiron]

This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)

Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]
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