"Good thing I was here in time for that "bearded men" sale!" [chris]
"What part of 'I want my Quaker Oat Chips don't you get?!'" [SFchick]
"If you don't stop pouting, you're not getting the Sponge Bob Squarepants jube jubes" [Mants]
"You know you're getting a little too old for this." [mortimer]
"What?!? You know we can't afford the fun pack! You're just gonna have to put it back... and while you're at it, grab some Pampers for you and your brother." [Uncle Rico]
"Okay I'll bargain with you... I'll buy the rice snacks if you get out of the buggy." [Jonesyy]
"You've grown so much in the past 18 years!" [audioarules]
"Just because you filled up the rest of the cart, doesn't mean we're done shopping, Honey." [C.S.]
"...and now, back to Shopping With Showbread..." [FIFGirl]
"If you say 'my lips hurt real bad,' the Chapstick goes right back on the shelf." [Rachel]
"I'm sorry I said your mom is ugly. Can I get out of the cart now?" [foreverKate]
"Now, be a good boy and you'll be allowed to play in tonight's concert..." [blueyedblondie]
Shopping list: Gatorade, Bread, Quaker snacks, a big man with long hair, Pop Tarts... [douFR0G]
"...and the best part? I'm packed with 12 essential vitamins and minerals!" [Allan]
"Hurry up. We don't want people to see that we're blowing the Atkins diet again." [The Crazy Code Kid]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate] VillageKNG Forward Motion (feat. KnowdaVerbs, Pettidee) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)