"Good thing I was here in time for that "bearded men" sale!" [chris]
"What part of 'I want my Quaker Oat Chips don't you get?!'" [SFchick]
"If you don't stop pouting, you're not getting the Sponge Bob Squarepants jube jubes" [Mants]
"You know you're getting a little too old for this." [mortimer]
"What?!? You know we can't afford the fun pack! You're just gonna have to put it back... and while you're at it, grab some Pampers for you and your brother." [Uncle Rico]
"Okay I'll bargain with you... I'll buy the rice snacks if you get out of the buggy." [Jonesyy]
"You've grown so much in the past 18 years!" [audioarules]
"Just because you filled up the rest of the cart, doesn't mean we're done shopping, Honey." [C.S.]
"...and now, back to Shopping With Showbread..." [FIFGirl]
"If you say 'my lips hurt real bad,' the Chapstick goes right back on the shelf." [Rachel]
"I'm sorry I said your mom is ugly. Can I get out of the cart now?" [foreverKate]
"Now, be a good boy and you'll be allowed to play in tonight's concert..." [blueyedblondie]
Shopping list: Gatorade, Bread, Quaker snacks, a big man with long hair, Pop Tarts... [douFR0G]
"...and the best part? I'm packed with 12 essential vitamins and minerals!" [Allan]
"Hurry up. We don't want people to see that we're blowing the Atkins diet again." [The Crazy Code Kid]
This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)
VINYL Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective] Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]
SINGLES Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM] Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent) John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)