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Crazy Caption Photo No.093: "Smith Wars"

(pictured: Michael W. Smith and the Total Axxess team)
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"Luke, I am your... Mother! Haha!" [Faroon]

"ACTION!!! ...And may the force be with you." [Jimmy Ryan]

"You fight like a girl... and you look like one too!" [Wally]

"...who would of thought that there would be an Olympic games just for maids!" [Jase]

It all started over a box of Cheezits... [beek]

"And now back to Worst Ever Fight Videos here on Total Axxess TV" [Extrafunny554]

Try as they might, they just weren't able to re-create the magic of Fantasia. [RKgirl]

"Prepare to meet my broom, young Smitty" [coutter]

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm not left handed either!" [CC]

The original idea for Michael's movie didn't really appeal to the producers. [Alionka]

"Holy cow, you almost look like Phil Joel with that mop!" [Steffers]

"Before you hurt me, let me get my close up!" [computerwiz48]

"Please don't tell anybody I was wearing my mothers oven mittens!" [Britt]

"The Black Knight always triumphs!" [King Arthur]

"No, Cinderella! You can't go the ball!" [Project 10/16]

It started out as a fight over how you really spell "access," but it got a little out of hand... [scifigirl]

"Wait stop!... why do I have a mop on my head?" [mizpah]

"So... we meet again Luke Floormopper" [Peter Vogelezang]

"No that crazy caption was my idea" "No it way mine" "No..." [Rachel]

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This Tuesday, April 15, 2025
BOOKS
Sandra McCracken and Tim Nicholson Maker of the Mountain [B&H]

This Friday, April 18, 2025
ALBUMS
Hope Darst In The Mighty Name (Live) [Fair Trade]
Ronnie Martin Consume Like A Moth What Is Dear [Velvet Blue]
Sixpence None the Richer Live at Gruene Hall [Flatiron]

SINGLES
Doulos Worship Jubilee Song - Single (independent)
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LO CLOUD Dreams Fail - Single (independent)
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Next Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS
PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent)
Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident]
Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail]
Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither]
Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG]
UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]

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Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb]
bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident]
Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent)
Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb]
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