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Crazy Caption Photo No.093: "Smith Wars"

(pictured: Michael W. Smith and the Total Axxess team)
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"Luke, I am your... Mother! Haha!" [Faroon]

"ACTION!!! ...And may the force be with you." [Jimmy Ryan]

"You fight like a girl... and you look like one too!" [Wally]

"...who would of thought that there would be an Olympic games just for maids!" [Jase]

It all started over a box of Cheezits... [beek]

"And now back to Worst Ever Fight Videos here on Total Axxess TV" [Extrafunny554]

Try as they might, they just weren't able to re-create the magic of Fantasia. [RKgirl]

"Prepare to meet my broom, young Smitty" [coutter]

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm not left handed either!" [CC]

The original idea for Michael's movie didn't really appeal to the producers. [Alionka]

"Holy cow, you almost look like Phil Joel with that mop!" [Steffers]

"Before you hurt me, let me get my close up!" [computerwiz48]

"Please don't tell anybody I was wearing my mothers oven mittens!" [Britt]

"The Black Knight always triumphs!" [King Arthur]

"No, Cinderella! You can't go the ball!" [Project 10/16]

It started out as a fight over how you really spell "access," but it got a little out of hand... [scifigirl]

"Wait stop!... why do I have a mop on my head?" [mizpah]

"So... we meet again Luke Floormopper" [Peter Vogelezang]

"No that crazy caption was my idea" "No it way mine" "No..." [Rachel]

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mizpah won a full prerelease of Mainstay's new album, Well Meaning Fiction

 

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This Wednesday, October 29, 2025
ALBUMS
Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

SINGLES
Tikae Maestro Dwell (ft. Kingdmusic) - Single [Tribe Rua]

This Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS
1K Phew What's Understood 3 [Reach]
Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]
Vic Lucas The Journey [Syntax]
MORIAH Nice Life - EP [F2]
SEU Worship What A God [Live at JOGS] (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - EP [Provident]
Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES
Alphein Working - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro It's Okay - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Still - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]
Dust and Grace He Made It All - Single [MTS]
Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]
Jericko Skeletons - Single [Syntax]
The Light Superior Ghost - Single [Rottweiler]
Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)
John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)
My Place Was Taken Rude Awakening - Single [Rottweiler]
No Vain Glory ROYALTY (CHOSEN) - Single [Syntax]
Polished Arrow Music LOTW - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Poor Old Lu The Hurting - Single (independent)
Razzie & Joz NEW PETRO (ft. 4KL) - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Pain is My Best Friend (At My Best) [ft. THE EXILED] - Single [Syntax]
Jordy Sam Hard Days (ft. IAN) - Single [Syntax]
Silent Reflection The Air - Single [Syntax]
Still Remains The Wound and the Weapon - Single (independent)
Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]

This Saturday, November 1, 2025
SINGLES
Relentless Pursuit He Is Coming - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]
Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]
DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]
Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)
Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)
(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Damian If I Should Fail - Single [DREAM]
Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)
Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)
Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)
Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)


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