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Crazy Caption Photo No.093: "Smith Wars"

(pictured: Michael W. Smith and the Total Axxess team)
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"Luke, I am your... Mother! Haha!" [Faroon]

"ACTION!!! ...And may the force be with you." [Jimmy Ryan]

"You fight like a girl... and you look like one too!" [Wally]

"...who would of thought that there would be an Olympic games just for maids!" [Jase]

It all started over a box of Cheezits... [beek]

"And now back to Worst Ever Fight Videos here on Total Axxess TV" [Extrafunny554]

Try as they might, they just weren't able to re-create the magic of Fantasia. [RKgirl]

"Prepare to meet my broom, young Smitty" [coutter]

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm not left handed either!" [CC]

The original idea for Michael's movie didn't really appeal to the producers. [Alionka]

"Holy cow, you almost look like Phil Joel with that mop!" [Steffers]

"Before you hurt me, let me get my close up!" [computerwiz48]

"Please don't tell anybody I was wearing my mothers oven mittens!" [Britt]

"The Black Knight always triumphs!" [King Arthur]

"No, Cinderella! You can't go the ball!" [Project 10/16]

It started out as a fight over how you really spell "access," but it got a little out of hand... [scifigirl]

"Wait stop!... why do I have a mop on my head?" [mizpah]

"So... we meet again Luke Floormopper" [Peter Vogelezang]

"No that crazy caption was my idea" "No it way mine" "No..." [Rachel]

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mizpah won a full prerelease of Mainstay's new album, Well Meaning Fiction

 

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This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax]
Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach]
Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach]
Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent)
GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax]
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent)
Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent)
Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax]
Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax]
Rosemont Dust - Single (independent)
Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent)
Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax]
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]

Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS
Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident]
Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent)
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG]
Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)

SINGLES
The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon]
Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]


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