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Crazy Caption Photo No.093: "Smith Wars"

(pictured: Michael W. Smith and the Total Axxess team)
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"Luke, I am your... Mother! Haha!" [Faroon]

"ACTION!!! ...And may the force be with you." [Jimmy Ryan]

"You fight like a girl... and you look like one too!" [Wally]

"...who would of thought that there would be an Olympic games just for maids!" [Jase]

It all started over a box of Cheezits... [beek]

"And now back to Worst Ever Fight Videos here on Total Axxess TV" [Extrafunny554]

Try as they might, they just weren't able to re-create the magic of Fantasia. [RKgirl]

"Prepare to meet my broom, young Smitty" [coutter]

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm not left handed either!" [CC]

The original idea for Michael's movie didn't really appeal to the producers. [Alionka]

"Holy cow, you almost look like Phil Joel with that mop!" [Steffers]

"Before you hurt me, let me get my close up!" [computerwiz48]

"Please don't tell anybody I was wearing my mothers oven mittens!" [Britt]

"The Black Knight always triumphs!" [King Arthur]

"No, Cinderella! You can't go the ball!" [Project 10/16]

It started out as a fight over how you really spell "access," but it got a little out of hand... [scifigirl]

"Wait stop!... why do I have a mop on my head?" [mizpah]

"So... we meet again Luke Floormopper" [Peter Vogelezang]

"No that crazy caption was my idea" "No it way mine" "No..." [Rachel]

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