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"Dude, thanks for the help, but I'm just checking the wiper fluid." [Chuck]

"And you're sure this will power my PSP?" [DJ Ska]

"The battery? Oh, I took that out to make more room for the CD player..." [Reno]

"I'll give you 5 bucks to lick these!" [AnberlinFan]

"I knew I shouldn't have bought a Ford" [sk84Christ]

"Well... the headlights work." [schnauzersloveme]

"You know, the illustrations in that correspondence course were stunningly inadequate." [The Benster!]

"Salad oil is cheaper. It seemed like a good idea at the time..." [TigerlilyHobbit]

"Oh, man. There's a lot more under my hood than I thought." [J-Ra]

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know before we get started, I have no idea what I'm doing." [zach_larson]

"I bet Jack Bauer never has this problem." [moneylone]

"Don't tell my mom I can hotwire a car, okay?" [silver tiger]

"What would MacGyver do?" [lulabell]

"Uh, wait. Dude, this isn't my car" [Cati]

"Women go crazy over ear flaps... just trust me on this one." [Theodore]

"Oh man, I can't wait... I love explosions." [Candace]

"I didn't think it would come to this... I thought our new CD would sell at least 20 copies..." [Bachi234]

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.Tauren Wells to Release New Album, "Breathe On It," May 1st
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.Emerging Artist IDEGO Announces New Single, "Calling Out (feat. Kins)" for May 1st
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.Capitol Christian Music Group Extends Exclusive Publishing Deal with Gamble and Sapp
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.CalledOut Music Shares New Song "Grateful Heart (Thank You Jesus)"
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.Worship Music Pioneer Paul Baloche Releases New Album, "Yes, We Believe"
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.Tasha Layton and Ben Fuller Unite For a New Version of "Meet Me In The Valley"
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

SINGLES
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

DVD
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

Next Friday, May 1, 2026
ALBUMS
Haste the Day Dissenter [Solid State]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King (2-CD Release) [Capitol CMG]
The Sagehens Valley Go Home [Velvet Blue]
Tauren Wells Breathe On It [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Faith Worship Arts, John Dreher Something Incredible - Single [Dream Worship]
GLADDEN Living Proof - Single [Dream]
The Hyssongs Good News Savior - Single [Horizon]
IDEGO CALLING OUT (feat. Kins) - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 139 - Single [Dream]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love - Single [Gotee]
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