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Crazy Caption Photo No.097: "Revenge Of The Nerds"

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"What did I hear you say about Star Trek being cooler than Star Wars?" [Project 10/16]

"You are a liar and a part of a band! Take him away!" ["Maniac" Matt]

"Dude, why did you do that? His next concert is in 5 minutes." [K-man]

"The force is not with this one..." [MB]

"I told JesusFreakHideout not to use our font..." [zakk]

"Guys! It's my turn to poke him!" [jk84]

"Hey Boba, did you hear what this Vader guy said about your mother?"
"I have no mother."
"Oops" [Joshua]

"Oh my gosh! Darth Vader, can I get your autograph?" [Michaella]

"Do you guys surrender or not?" [JMP]

"What do you mean we're not on the list?" [Melissa]

Jon was excited about joining Relient K, until he realized there was an initiation. [biggestRKfanever]

"No i swear. DC Talk broke up YEARS ago..." [caMybot]

"Luke, I am your father....and Jango is your mother... and these Storm Troopers are your second cousins twice removed." [Jimmy Ryan]

At the Tooth and Nail, Darth Vader: The Dark Side Projects CD release party. [spiffy_the_zach]

"Hey guys, George Lucas just called. He wants his costumes back." [Marky Mark]

"Hey I was just joking. You'll be a great Dad!" [Lemon]

"Hey wait a second guys, this would make a great photo!" [tyga]

"I grow tired of asking you! Where is your costume?!" [IsForeverEnough]

"Ok, ok...I'll turn to the dork side, already!" [miss angie]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing." [stargirl3:16]

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.Freedom Heart Releases "Come In" to Christian Radio
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.Jenna Raine Extends the Jeans, Boys and Jesus Tour with Nine Dates Across Europe and the U.K. This November
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.Eddy Mann Announces August 21st Release of Jazz-Influenced Worship Single "We Are"
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.Stowtown Records Announces Deluxe Edition of Legacy Five's Landmark 25 Album
  Mon, 17 Aug 2026 16:46:07 EST
.Kirk Franklin, Yolanda Adams, Keyla Richardson, Erica Campbell, Kierra Sheard, Lil Rel at 41st Stellar Gospel Music Awards
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.SIGNUM REGIS Reveal New Single, "Back to Zero"
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.Keyodis Unveils New Full-Length "Enemy Skulls"
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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