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"What did I hear you say about Star Trek being cooler than Star Wars?" [Project 10/16]

"You are a liar and a part of a band! Take him away!" ["Maniac" Matt]

"Dude, why did you do that? His next concert is in 5 minutes." [K-man]

"The force is not with this one..." [MB]

"I told JesusFreakHideout not to use our font..." [zakk]

"Guys! It's my turn to poke him!" [jk84]

"Hey Boba, did you hear what this Vader guy said about your mother?"
"I have no mother."
"Oops" [Joshua]

"Oh my gosh! Darth Vader, can I get your autograph?" [Michaella]

"Do you guys surrender or not?" [JMP]

"What do you mean we're not on the list?" [Melissa]

Jon was excited about joining Relient K, until he realized there was an initiation. [biggestRKfanever]

"No i swear. DC Talk broke up YEARS ago..." [caMybot]

"Luke, I am your father....and Jango is your mother... and these Storm Troopers are your second cousins twice removed." [Jimmy Ryan]

At the Tooth and Nail, Darth Vader: The Dark Side Projects CD release party. [spiffy_the_zach]

"Hey guys, George Lucas just called. He wants his costumes back." [Marky Mark]

"Hey I was just joking. You'll be a great Dad!" [Lemon]

"Hey wait a second guys, this would make a great photo!" [tyga]

"I grow tired of asking you! Where is your costume?!" [IsForeverEnough]

"Ok, ok...I'll turn to the dork side, already!" [miss angie]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing." [stargirl3:16]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 1
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)

This Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Calling Out! - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Scroll Eater Consume The Scroll - Single [Facedown]

This Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Dan Musselman Dust and Doxology (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Phantom Love [Syntax]
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chris Caro REDEEM - Single [Syntax]
K’nek, Mancito Telfort WALK - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Malcolm Rue, A Tribe Apart Gimme That - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]

Next Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

Next Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]
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