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Crazy Caption Photo No.097: "Revenge Of The Nerds"

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"What did I hear you say about Star Trek being cooler than Star Wars?" [Project 10/16]

"You are a liar and a part of a band! Take him away!" ["Maniac" Matt]

"Dude, why did you do that? His next concert is in 5 minutes." [K-man]

"The force is not with this one..." [MB]

"I told JesusFreakHideout not to use our font..." [zakk]

"Guys! It's my turn to poke him!" [jk84]

"Hey Boba, did you hear what this Vader guy said about your mother?"
"I have no mother."
"Oops" [Joshua]

"Oh my gosh! Darth Vader, can I get your autograph?" [Michaella]

"Do you guys surrender or not?" [JMP]

"What do you mean we're not on the list?" [Melissa]

Jon was excited about joining Relient K, until he realized there was an initiation. [biggestRKfanever]

"No i swear. DC Talk broke up YEARS ago..." [caMybot]

"Luke, I am your father....and Jango is your mother... and these Storm Troopers are your second cousins twice removed." [Jimmy Ryan]

At the Tooth and Nail, Darth Vader: The Dark Side Projects CD release party. [spiffy_the_zach]

"Hey guys, George Lucas just called. He wants his costumes back." [Marky Mark]

"Hey I was just joking. You'll be a great Dad!" [Lemon]

"Hey wait a second guys, this would make a great photo!" [tyga]

"I grow tired of asking you! Where is your costume?!" [IsForeverEnough]

"Ok, ok...I'll turn to the dork side, already!" [miss angie]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing." [stargirl3:16]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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