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"What did I hear you say about Star Trek being cooler than Star Wars?" [Project 10/16]

"You are a liar and a part of a band! Take him away!" ["Maniac" Matt]

"Dude, why did you do that? His next concert is in 5 minutes." [K-man]

"The force is not with this one..." [MB]

"I told JesusFreakHideout not to use our font..." [zakk]

"Guys! It's my turn to poke him!" [jk84]

"Hey Boba, did you hear what this Vader guy said about your mother?"
"I have no mother."
"Oops" [Joshua]

"Oh my gosh! Darth Vader, can I get your autograph?" [Michaella]

"Do you guys surrender or not?" [JMP]

"What do you mean we're not on the list?" [Melissa]

Jon was excited about joining Relient K, until he realized there was an initiation. [biggestRKfanever]

"No i swear. DC Talk broke up YEARS ago..." [caMybot]

"Luke, I am your father....and Jango is your mother... and these Storm Troopers are your second cousins twice removed." [Jimmy Ryan]

At the Tooth and Nail, Darth Vader: The Dark Side Projects CD release party. [spiffy_the_zach]

"Hey guys, George Lucas just called. He wants his costumes back." [Marky Mark]

"Hey I was just joking. You'll be a great Dad!" [Lemon]

"Hey wait a second guys, this would make a great photo!" [tyga]

"I grow tired of asking you! Where is your costume?!" [IsForeverEnough]

"Ok, ok...I'll turn to the dork side, already!" [miss angie]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing." [stargirl3:16]

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This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
NRWHL Glory Be [The Charon Collective]
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland]
Various Artists Beyond Belief - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack [Girder]

SINGLES
11th Hour Today Is The Day - Single [Sonlite]
Angioplasty My Only (feat Shayla Van Tassel) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Kirk Franklin Thank You For Everything (feat. Karen Clark-Sheard) - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Future of Forestry California - Single (independent)
Gaither These Are They (feat. David Phelps, Shane McConnell) [Live] - Single [Gaither]
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Out of the Whirlwind Until Jesus Taught Me to Love - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Sarah Reeves Made - Single [Curb]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Sleeping At Last Atom 17 - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
Tauren Wells Serve The Lord (Live) [feat. Davies.] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sweden Yanulavich Holy City - Single (independent)

Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]
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