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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, April 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit My Own Worst Enemy (independent)

This Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

This Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]
Hulvey COULD BE TONIGHT (Wide Release) [Reach]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - EP [Integrated Music Rights]
Procyse, iNTELLECT The Art of Faith [Polished Arrow]
JAI RIAN WHO I AM? [Syntax]

SINGLES
11th Hour Yes and Amen - Single [Sonlite]
Alphein Unsaid - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri Alabaster Box - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Into Your Hands - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio We Up Against It - Single [Fly Dog]
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
CalledOut Music Grateful Heart (Thank You Jesus) - Single [Integrity]
Steven Curtis Chapman I Will Be Here (Instrumental) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
Eddie Clark They Know Not What They Do - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Christ That We Lift Higher - Single [Bethel]
Mat Kearney Catch A Fire - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Meet Me In The Valley (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [BEC]
Pep and Perk, PEABOD Rainy Days - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile & Cutright Good Won't Get You In - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moments) - Single [Provident]
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
MAYIA WARREN Take Me Back - Single [Syntax]
Madison Watkins God You Are - Single [Provident]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

SINGLES
Judah Avenue What A Friend - Single [WieRok]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

DVD
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
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