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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, January 30, 2025
SINGLES
Limoblaze Come & See - Single [Reach]

This Friday, January 31, 2025
ALBUMS
99 APEX Inner Exodus [Syntax]
The Choir Translucent (Digital/Streaming Debut) [Galaxy 21]
Dreamers World of Wonder [DREAM]

SINGLES
Blanca Are You Ready? - Single [Curb]
The Beautiful Gate Near - Single (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Danza Salsaton (Zambia Remix) [ft. No Vain Glory] - Single [Syntax]
PRXM Running My Race - Single [Syntax]
SNT. VINCENT Give Me Strength (ft. Legin) - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Watson Warning Signs - Single (independent)
Aaron Williams Resurrection Hope - Single [Integrity]

Next Friday, February 7, 2025
ALBUMS
JOHNNYSWIM When The War is Over (independent)
Wilder Woods Curioso [Dualtone]

SINGLES
bodie whisper and the wind (feat. Gracie Binion) - Single [Provident]
Brennley Brown Sanctuary - Single [Provident]
Matt Hammitt No Matter the Cost - Single (independent)
Xander Sallows Highlight - Single [DREAM]
Matt Sassano Not Unreachable - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Somewhere In Her Dreams - Single [Curb]
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