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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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This Friday, September 24, 2021
Bethel Music Homecoming (Live) [Bethel]
Citizens The Joy Of Being Together [Integrity]
for KING & COUNTRY For God Is With Us - Single [Curb/Word]
Jonathan McReynolds & Mali Music Jonny x Mali: Live in LA (Stereo) - EP [Life Room Label]
Leigh Nash The Tide, Vol. 1 - EP [Visionary]
Brian Reith Now Is Not Forever "Reimagined" (independent)
Switch Better View, Part I - EP [Essential Worship]
Thrive Worship Let's Have Church EP [Integrity]
Chris Tomlin Emmanuel: Christmas Songs Of Worship [Capitol CMG]


Next Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Smalltown Poets NWxSE [Friendly City]


Next Friday, October 1, 2021
Caroline Cobb A King & His Kindness [Integrity]
Jon Foreman Roll Tape: Live From Melody League Studios (independent)
Gaither Vocal Band All Heaven & Nature Sing [Gaither]
Brandon Heath Human Nature (Acoustic Version) - Single [Centricity]
Mat Kearney January Flower (Deluxe Edition) [Tomorrow]
MŌRIAH Trust - Single [Cathedral]
Newsboys Stand [Capitol CMG]
Relent Heavy [Rockfest]
Anne Wilson My Jesus (Live from Nashville) EP (CD) [Capitol CMG]

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