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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)

Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

Freddie won a full copy of Run Kid Run's new album This Is Who We Are

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This Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS

Gabby Barrett Carols and Candlelight (Deluxe) [Warner Music]

Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]

Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]

DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]

Every Nation Music Revive [NWN]

Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)

Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)

JERUB The Wonder Years [Elevate]

JSP No More (independent)

New Wine Worship Praise King Jesus (Live from New Wine Festival) (independent)

Jeremy Rosado Feliz Navidad - EP [Capitol CMG]

(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES

Dave Barnes Santa's Gotta Go - Single (independent)

Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC]

Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - Single [Circle Back]

Blanca O Come, All Ye Faithful (Gloria) - Single [BEC]

Andrea Bocelli The Blessing (feat. Kari Jobe, Cody Carnes) - Single [Universal]

Steven Curtis Chapman Christmas Is All In The Heart (with CeCe Winans) - Single [The Fuel]

Cutright Gram Cracker - Single [Syntax]

Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb It Came Upon A Midnight Clear - Single [Magnolia]

Elevation Worship God I'm Just Grateful (feat. Chandler Moore) - Single [Provident]

FrenchyRiff Steps - Single [La Resistance]

Garett and Kate Serban O Holy Night / Holy Forever - Single [Bethel]

Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun]

Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)

Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)

K3hlab Lord You Are - Single [Syntax]

Kelo The Break-Up - Single [Syntax]

Lakewood Music Rejoice Again (feat. Alexander Pappas) - Single (independent)

Colony House Life Goes On/You’re Right Where You’re Meant To Be - Single [LastDaze]

Ben Lawrence Moving (feat. Pyramid Park) - Single (independent)

Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC]

Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)

Limoblaze Esé - Single [Reach]

Myles Maestro falling 4 u - Single [Syntax]

Kevi Morse Yeen ain't wit it - Single [Syntax]

Jeannie Ortega Boyfriend - Single [Syntax]

Presence Music Band Who Knew (Gift Wrapped) [feat. Blake Whiteley] - Single (independent)

Prodi Da Prodigal Modus Operandi - Single [Syntax]

Road to Restoration, Fridayy The Truth - Single [BMG]

Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)

Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)

Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]

This Saturday, November 8, 2025
SINGLES

Seth Davey I Can't Sing it Loud Enough - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS

Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)

Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]

Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]

NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]

Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]

Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]

The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES

Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]

Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]

NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]

Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]

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