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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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This Monday, August 3, 2020
Jonah Fear (feat. Anomaly) - Single (independent)


This Friday, August 7, 2020
Apollo LTD Patience - Single [Centricity]
Mack Brock Savior Of The World - Single [Capitol CMG]
Disciple Darkness Dies - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Danny Gokey, Evan Craft & Redimi2 Ama a Dios y a Tu Vecino - Single [Capitol CMG]
Grandpa Loves Rhinos Searching in the Sarchasm [Indie Vision Music]
Jason Gray Glory Days - Single [Centricity]
Koryn Hawthorne Speak to Me - Single [Provident]
Coby James Whatever - Single [Centricity]
Lydia Laird Lydia Laird - EP [Provident]
Lecrae Zombie - Single [Reach]
Chris McClarney Café Sessions EP [Capitol CMG]
North Point Worship Praise Your Name [Centricity]
Passion & Tide Electric There’s Nothing That Our God Can’t Do (Reimagined/Tide Electric Remix) [feat. Kristian Stanfill] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Rend Collective Socially Distant Worship Club (Part 1) EP [Capitol CMG]
Jamie Rowe This is Home Vinyl [Girder]
John Schlitt Go Vinyl [4K]
Seventh Day Slumber Unseen: The Lion - EP [Rockfest]
Social Club Misfits Up (GSM Remix) - Single [Capitol CMG]
We The Kingdom Holy Water [Capitol CMG]


Next Thursday, August 13, 2020
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying to Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume 9 [JFH Music]


Next Friday, August 14, 2020
Bride Drop (25th Anniversary Edition) [Girder Records]
Tori Kelly Solitude EP [Capitol]
Life.Church Worship Jesus Is Near EP [DREAM Worship]
PEABOD Heavenly Father - Single [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Wild Heart (Live) [Sparrow/Jesus Culture]


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