(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]
There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]
News-Boas [Brett]
Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]
It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]
"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]
The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]
Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]
"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]
"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]
Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]
Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]
Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]
He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]
"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
SINGLES Mountains in the Sea TBA - Single [DREAM Worship] Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
VINYL The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]