(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]
There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]
News-Boas [Brett]
Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]
It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]
"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]
The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]
Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]
"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]
"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]
Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]
Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]
Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]
He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]
"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]
This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)
This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident] Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings] Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC] Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax] Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent) Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither] SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax] Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax] Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House] Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)
SINGLES Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent) EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax] gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG] JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent) Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax] MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb] Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident] MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent) Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard] Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]