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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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Music Out This Week

This Friday, October 23, 2020
116 Sin Vergüenza [Reach]
Francesca Battistelli This Christmas [Curb/Word]
Jekalyn Carr Changing Your Story [Lunjeal]
Riley Clemmons Healing - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dj Em D Live For Love [RMG Amplify]
Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Live at the Tennessee Theatre [Magnolia]
Colton Dixon Let It Snow - Single [Atlantic/Hear It Loud]
Earth Groans Waste EP [Solid State]
Fireflight Who We Are: The Head and The Heart [Rockfest]
Flame DayBreak [Clear Sight]
Jason Gray Order Disorder Reorder [Centricity]
The Guardians It's Still Good News [StowTown]
House Gospel Choir RE//CHOIRED [Universal]
I Am They Faithful God [Provident]
Kari Jobe The Blessing [Sparrow]
Hannah Kerr Christmas Eve In Bethlehem (Deluxe Edition) [Black River]
Sarah Kroger Light [Integrity]
Marc Martel Cuál otro Rey (How Many Kings) - Single [Centricity]
Jonathan Nelson The Reunion [eOne]
North Point Worship Abundantly More (live) - Single [Centricity]
Red Rocks Worship Habrá Victoria - Single [Provident]
RICHLIN RICHLIN [Gotee]
Rich Tolbert Jr. Never Be Defeated [Fair Trade]
Unspoken Good News - Single [Centricity]
Joel Vaughn Control [DREAM]
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 5 [DREAM]


Next Friday, October 30, 2020
for KING & COUNTRY A Drummer Boy Christmas [Curb/Word]
Caitie Hurst At All Times - EP [Centricity]
JAG The Longest Road (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG The Only World In Town (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG Fire In the Temple (Remastered) [Girder]
Resistance Resistance EP [Integrity]
Social Club Misfits Feared By Hell [Capitol]
Matthew West Live Before the World Shut Down - EP [Story House]


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