(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]
There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]
News-Boas [Brett]
Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]
It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]
"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]
The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]
Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]
"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]
"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]
Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]
Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]
Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]
He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]
"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]