(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]
There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]
News-Boas [Brett]
Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]
It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]
"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]
The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]
Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]
"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]
"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]
Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]
Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]
Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]
He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]
"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]
This Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Jamie Macdonald You Can't Take My Song - Single [Capitol CMG] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)
VINYL Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation]
Next Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective] Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]
SINGLES Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM] Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent) John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)