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Crazy Caption Photo No.100: "News-Boas"

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Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]

There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]

News-Boas [Brett]

Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]

It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]

"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]

The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]

Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]

"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]

"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]

Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]

Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]

Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]

He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]

"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]

Crocodile Dunny: Rated PG, starts everywhere Friday June 30th. [Anthony Ioime]

Snake: "Look at this great specimen of a human, watch how he stares at me while trying to figure out what I'm doing" [Jacob Delicious]

"Hmm... maybe black wasn't the best choice for trying to blend in." [Tami]

"Peter... I think I know what happened to Jody..." [AJS]

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Music Out This Week


This Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Drown the Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP (independent)
Brett Leyde like a fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)
The Riverside Forester, Faller - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Elan Brio Blind Faith [Polished Arrow]
Eighteen Mile Peace Be Still [Mountain Home]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Ben Fuller Black Sheep Tour: Songs from the Road [Provident/Sony]
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Vince Gill A Mother's Prayer - EP [MCA]
J.Solo Lost Son [Syntax]
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Pep and Perk It's Cool To Be A Kid [Smidi]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Canyon Hills Worship All Consuming Light - Single [Harmony]
CCV Music Come Have Your Way - Single [Harmony]
Steven Curtis Chapman America the Beautiful (feat. Chris Janson) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
The Choir Room Love Never Fails (feat. Fred Hammond) - Single [Centricity]
EJ Swavv Aura - Single [Syntax]
Fallstar Death Drive - Single [Rat Family Records]
Charles Wesley Godwin Hey There Son - Single [Big Loud]
GRIFFITH I Still Believe - Single (independent)
Tiffany Hudson Fire In My Bones - Single [Elevation]
JusRzd, Duprae, QEW My God Got It - Single [Syntax]
KDNS & Briana Maia Blame Game - Single [Syntax]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
No Vain Glory IN G_D WE TRUST - Single [Syntax]
Ginny Owens Greater Is The Cross (feat. Josh Bissell & The Church Will Sing) - Single [ChickPower]
PEABOD 100 - Single (independent)
Dante' Pride x Miles Minnick Act Up - Single [TAMLA]
Procyse Showing Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Q-Flo High Praise - Single [Syntax]
The Rogers Family He Keeps Right On Blessing Me - Single [Horizon]
Michael Sarver Count It All Joy - Single [WieRise]
Scapegoat The Same Abyss (Revived) - Single [Charon Collective]
SEU Worship Wild Rushing Wind - Single [Provident/Sony]
Sleeping At Last Source - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
TobyMac Campfire (That Very Love) [feat. Third Day] - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Sunday, June 19
ALBUMS
GVTH DVDDY GVDV [Velvet Blue Music]

SINGLES
AAH (All About Him) That's My God - Single (independent)
Josh Grove Hope - Single (independent)
Kaboose Like That - Single [Polished Arrow]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 91 - Single [Dream]
Living Again Cynical and Jaded - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Who Do They Say I Am? - Single (independent)
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