(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys, from Newsboys.com)
Snake: "Oh thank heavens! It's not Steve Irwin!" [Ashley the person]
There goes another newsboy... Who wants to be the new drummer? [Becky the rock till i drop Kohns]
News-Boas [Brett]
Snake--the other other other white meat. [bob the dog]
It's all fun and games until someone has there nose bitten off by a Vietnamese Spitting Cobra. [El Sanco]
"...Then the Lord said to Duncan, 'Duncan! Throw down your drumstick!' So Duncan threw it down and it became a snake." [Freddie]
The snake opened his mouth wide. Jeff braced for the worst as the snake asked impatiently, "When is Down Under the Big Top coming to DVD??!" [zimmerman]
Famous last words: "Of course its not poisonous!" [iluvrelientk]
"You call that slithering? THIS is slithering!" [Moseph]
"The anti-venom is miles away, but folks, look at those markings!" [Chuck]
Album sales were low. Too low. Food was tight. There was only one solution... [Ash McBash]
Apparently ALL Australians are like this... [bob]
Entertaining Reptiles [Joel]
He just had to tell everyone that he was the 100th Crazy Caption. [arrowofGod]
"Sooo, eating the apple will make me smarter, right?" [Flipthelemon]
This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES 1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach] Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach] Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent) Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent) Rosemont Dust - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records] Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident] Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent) Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG] Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)
SINGLES The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon] Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]