His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]
Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]
"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]
CSI: Nashville [Alenka]
"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]
"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]
After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]
This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]
He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]
"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]
Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]
When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]
Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]
This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]
Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]
This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]
While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]
After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]