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Crazy Caption Photo No.114: "Schwab Van Winkle"

(pictured: Andrew Schwab of Project 86)
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His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]

Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]

"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]

CSI: Nashville [Alenka]

"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]

"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]

After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]

This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]

He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]

"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]

Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]

When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]

Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]

This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]

Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]

This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]

While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]

After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]

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This Monday, December 9, 2024
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit Ascension (independent)

This Wednesday, December 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Whispering Moment - EP [Hopeless Tragedy]

This Thursday, December 12, 2024
SINGLES
Seth Davey Concealed (A Christmas Hymn) - Single (independent)

This Friday, December 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Jeremiah Bligen The Flames Will Not Consume [Syntax]
Paid in Full Louder - EP [StowTown]
Shaun P Live at the Jesus Dome [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leslie Jordan Golden Thread (for Jess) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Cry (feat. Villiers) [Fear of Tigers Remix] - Single [Visionary]
MIAJAIRIAN Crazy (ft. 1K Phew) - Single [Syntax]
Peedy Case, JusRzd & TuKool Tiff WYGD (feat. Opto Music) - Single [Syntax]
Snt. Vincent x 1K Phew Holy Ghost - Single [Syntax]
Stars Go Dim Mama Don't Lie (Alright) - Single [Curb]
WHATUPRG Rio (feat. Nesk Only) - Single [Reach]

Next Friday, December 20, 2024
ALBUMS
Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship Celebrate The King [DREAM]

December 27
ALBUMS
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered) CD [Girder]
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered): Deluxe 2-CD [Girder]

VINYL
Petra Jekyll and Hyde (Remastered) Vinyl [Girder]



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