His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]
Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]
"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]
CSI: Nashville [Alenka]
"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]
"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]
After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]
This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]
He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]
"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]
Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]
When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]
Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]
This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]
Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]
This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]
While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]
After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]
This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax] Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES 1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach] Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach] Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent) GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax] No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax] Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent) Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent) Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax] Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax] Rosemont Dust - Single (independent) Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent) Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax] John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records] Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident] Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent) Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG] Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)
SINGLES The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon] Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]