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Crazy Caption Photo No.114: "Schwab Van Winkle"

(pictured: Andrew Schwab of Project 86)
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His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]

Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]

"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]

CSI: Nashville [Alenka]

"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]

"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]

After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]

This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]

He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]

"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]

Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]

When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]

Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]

This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]

Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]

This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]

While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]

After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Jesus Be The Name Exclusive *iTunes only [Provident/Sony]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
Anthem Edition In Christ Alone - Single [Sonlite]
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
j. dreaming Blessed - Single [MTM]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road (feat. Levi Hummon) - Single (independent)
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Lake & Lainey Wilson The Jesus I Know Now - Single [Provident/Sony]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
Jamison Strain Savior You Are - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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