His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]
Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]
"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]
CSI: Nashville [Alenka]
"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]
"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]
After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]
This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]
He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]
"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]
Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]
When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]
Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]
This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]
Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]
This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]
While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]
After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]
This Tuesday, April 15, 2025
BOOKS Sandra McCracken and Tim Nicholson Maker of the Mountain [B&H]
This Friday, April 18, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Darst In The Mighty Name (Live) [Fair Trade] Ronnie Martin Consume Like A Moth What Is Dear [Velvet Blue] Sixpence None the Richer Live at Gruene Hall [Flatiron]
SINGLES Doulos Worship Jubilee Song - Single (independent) Fred Hammond, Khristian Dentley, Gabriel Preisser Via Dolorosa - Single [Tomb Slayer] LO CLOUD Dreams Fail - Single (independent) Stars Go Dim A Little Light - Single [Curb]
Next Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] Xander Sallows superficial - Single [DREAM]