His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]
Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]
"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]
CSI: Nashville [Alenka]
"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]
"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]
After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]
This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]
He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]
"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]
Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]
When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]
Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]
This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]
Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]
This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]
While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]
After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]
This Friday, March 17, 2023
ALBUMS Benjamin William Hastings Benjamin William Hastings (And Then Some) [Capitol CMG] Bethel Music Come Up Here [Bethel Music] Consumed By Fire First Things First - EP [Red Street] HLE Take Heart [Motown Gospel] Integrity's Hosanna! Music Songs of Hope [Integrity] Narnia Ghost Town (independent) Buddy Mullins Fearless [StowTown] The Primitive Quartet Stay Their Arms [Crossroads] Shane & Shane Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs (Live) [Worship Initiative] Michael W. Smith Worship Forever (Extended Edition) [MWS] Still Worship Harp Vol. 1 [Integrity] World Gone Cold World Gone Cold - EP [Rockfest]
SINGLES Apollo LTD Redemption Song - Single [Centricity] Caleb & John Hallelujah Feeling - Single [Fair Trade] Cody Carnes Who is This Man - Single [Capitol CMG] InSalvation Hij Leeft - Single [Integrated Music] LaTocha I'm Yours - Single [Capitol CMG] Jackson Michelson Three (feat. Point of Grace) - Single [Curb/Word] Sarah Reeves Wanna Be Here - Single [Curb/Word] Cade Thompson Tears - Single [Red Street] Phil Wickham Sunday is Coming - Single [Fair Trade] Mitch Wong Burial (feat. Hope Darst) - Single [Integrity]
Next Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone]
The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads]
Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG]
Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol]
Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]