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Crazy Caption Photo No.114: "Schwab Van Winkle"

(pictured: Andrew Schwab of Project 86)
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His band members really did kill him this time. [Dave]

Schwab Van Winkle [LopDawG]

"Stop! Shhh! There are 13 horses... 2 are without a rider. It's time to go!" [rezkid]

CSI: Nashville [Alenka]

"OK, he's out... Who's got the warm water?" [trivmvirate]

"WOW! Febreeze really does make you wanna smell the carpet all day!" [Monica]

After he finished drinking his Red Bull before the concert, he realized the side effects were different for everyone. [serena]

This is the result of depression due to not having his Crazy Caption picked. [bassgirl]

He's late for his Sleep Addicts Anonymous meeting. [Kayla]

"Shhh! I can just hear the other band's meeting..." [Elphie]

Everyone knows that artist who sleep on the floor's records sell .13% better than those that sleep in beds. [Silly Willy]

When the mosh pit cleared, there he was. And no vocalist has stepped out into the crowd ever since. [James M.]

Realizing the hotel clerk had lied about the number of beds in the room, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see who had to sleep on the floor. [Mary Lou]

This picture was taken moments before he woke up and realized his friends had glued his hand to the floor... [Steffers]

Finally, he'd had enough. After years of trying to make the Project work, Andrew lost it and reverted to his childhood state when Alex said he was leaving the band... [macabreschwab]

This just goes to show what comes of eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps before noon. [Kelsey]

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of tattooed women." [iluvtheprincessbride]

While taking a nap Andrew, unknowingly, started sucking his thumb, at which point his bandmates grabbed a camera and emailed the pic to JesusFreakHideout.com... [chachacha]

After a long day his will was to sleep like a dead man. [Linda]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES
Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]

This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG]
Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective]
Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown]
The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither]
Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent)
Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow]
The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent)
Kestrel Vessel EP (independent)
Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder]
Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent)
Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity]
Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler]
Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade]
Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel]
Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)

SINGLES
2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent)
Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core]
Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM]
Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM]
Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State]
Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty]
Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM]
Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent)
Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent)
Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon]
Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity]
MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent)
OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent)
The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent)
Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok]
Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb]
Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity]
Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM]
Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent)
Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound]
We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]

VINYL
Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder]
Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder]
Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]

Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS
Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision]
Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity]
Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl]
Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]

SINGLES
AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM]
FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent)
Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM]
Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]

VINYL
Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision]
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