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Crazy Caption Photo No.125: "Oh! Tragedy."

(pictured: Jon Foreman and Jerome Fontamillas of Switchfoot)
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"Great, just stand under a first aid sign, and everyone suddenly believes you're a doctor." [junefrogger]

Jon Foreman wanted to show his magic skills by pulling a rabbit out of his hat when Jerome appeared instead. [tman]

"Hurry someone help him! He's meant to live!!" [DizzyDee]

Once again, Jon's yearly magic show went horribly, horribly wrong. [Ander]

"Oh! Gravity... could you ease up on Jerome a bit?" [J-Ra]

"If the parents of this child would please report to customer service." [panhead777]

"Next time on Punk'd: The members of the band Switchfoot think they're auditioning for the musical version of 'A Christmas Carol'!" [NinaM]

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!!" [Allecat]

"I call him .... 'JEROMENSTEIN!!'" [wewillmissyoudavedouglas]

"Please, somebody, get the man a Korg!" [bennett]

Fedora: $25, Scarf: $5, Stage Rental: $250 - The chance to show off your prize-winning strength to everyone: Priceless [Crazy Cat]

After their performance, Jerome and Jon were devastated when they were told they were to old to be in High School Musical 3 [Kaysee]

With each First Aid kit that you buy, you'll get a Free injured Jerome Fontamillas to patch up! [switchfoot*rocker*]

"Simply tap the wand and *poof* instant Jerome!" [JEFF]

The Beautiful Pickup [Emily]

"I cant carry the ring, but I can carry YOU!!" [pirate_lord!]

And he screamed as he realized that first aid box was actually falling on him. [IrishScreamoChick]

10 minutes after the Red Bull kicked in... [Nena L.]

I dare you to move, I dare you to lift you friends up off the floor... [Meghan]

During his high school years, Jerome always ended up getting the part of "lady in distress" in the school plays. [cucumber]

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