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Crazy Caption Photo No.133: "Computer Gentlemen"

(pictured L to R: Crouton and Soul Glow Activatur of Family Force 5)
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Family Force Fight! [Beth]

"...and then during the guitar solo i crawl across the stage like this..." [farsyghted]

While Crouton tried to tell Soul Glow about his ideas for new songs, Soul Glow continued with his bear attack story. [abfinley]

Family Force 5 without random facial expessions is like a pizza without cheese [ShooLace]

While Soul Glow was openly mocking his fans' emails, Crouton actually spotted something useful: "Subject: Get longer, fuller eylashes in just days!" [dannybot] *winner*

Sign language proved to be quite difficult to learn on the road with a lap top. [Sarah]

The Nerdy, Nerdy South [craiger]

Crouton: "...there."
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "There!"
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "Okay, stop that!!" [mary the moo]

"You know, I think Keytar Hero would be a lot better with a real controller!" [rockinfarmerboy]

Domo Arigato Family Roboto! [Melody]

"Did you just touch my computer?!" [JEFF]

"AAAHHHHH It's the attack of the BROBOT!" [amburger]

"Enough with the Jonas Brothers Impersonations, we have to get busy!" [Nancy]

"What?! Oh my gosh, I can't believe they picked that caption, it wasn't even funny!" [Danro]

"...The same thing we do every night, Crouton. Try to take over the world!!!" [Aaron]

"It's not a touchscreen, you actually have to TYPE!" [physics geek]

"Did Nadaddy really say that about our band? " [Fitchfoot]

"So I get the picture that you are saying my background picture is a little girly. I'm sorry if I enjoy My Little Pony." [shinelikestars]

Crouton: "You spelled your name wrong."
Sould Glow: "'Oh look! I'm Crouton The Spelling Police all pretending like I can spell every word and pointing out every little stupid spelling mistake. I'm so cool...I'm Crouton!' Hush up Crouton! I know I spelled my name wrong" [Jess]

"Maybe instead, we should do 'Do The Zombie Or Die' for the EP title..." [FF5 addict]

This Weeks Winner
dannybot won a full prerelease copy of Tenth Avenue North's debut album, Over And Underneath

 

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This Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Bethel Music We Must Respond (Deluxe) [Bethel]
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
FYR FYTR Snow After Fire - EP (independent)
JERICKO Ups and Downs - EP [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
VIC LUCAS The Journey (Deluxe Version) [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
ADRIEL CRUZ & JAMIL Praying For My Enemies - Single [Syntax]
BILL B. My Lord - Single [Syntax]
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
CUTRIGHT, ZIPPY, & QEW Pick it Up - Single [Syntax]
DRENAE Like U Do - Single [Syntax]
KNALADEUS, SELAH THE CORNER, & AYO SHAMIR Let it Be (ft. JOSEPH SD) - Single [Syntax]
LEXLY NIRVANA Perdoname - Single [Syntax]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]

Next Sunday, November 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness 26.13 (independent)

Next Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
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