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Crazy Caption Photo No.133: "Computer Gentlemen"

(pictured L to R: Crouton and Soul Glow Activatur of Family Force 5)
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Family Force Fight! [Beth]

"...and then during the guitar solo i crawl across the stage like this..." [farsyghted]

While Crouton tried to tell Soul Glow about his ideas for new songs, Soul Glow continued with his bear attack story. [abfinley]

Family Force 5 without random facial expessions is like a pizza without cheese [ShooLace]

While Soul Glow was openly mocking his fans' emails, Crouton actually spotted something useful: "Subject: Get longer, fuller eylashes in just days!" [dannybot] *winner*

Sign language proved to be quite difficult to learn on the road with a lap top. [Sarah]

The Nerdy, Nerdy South [craiger]

Crouton: "...there."
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "There!"
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "Okay, stop that!!" [mary the moo]

"You know, I think Keytar Hero would be a lot better with a real controller!" [rockinfarmerboy]

Domo Arigato Family Roboto! [Melody]

"Did you just touch my computer?!" [JEFF]

"AAAHHHHH It's the attack of the BROBOT!" [amburger]

"Enough with the Jonas Brothers Impersonations, we have to get busy!" [Nancy]

"What?! Oh my gosh, I can't believe they picked that caption, it wasn't even funny!" [Danro]

"...The same thing we do every night, Crouton. Try to take over the world!!!" [Aaron]

"It's not a touchscreen, you actually have to TYPE!" [physics geek]

"Did Nadaddy really say that about our band? " [Fitchfoot]

"So I get the picture that you are saying my background picture is a little girly. I'm sorry if I enjoy My Little Pony." [shinelikestars]

Crouton: "You spelled your name wrong."
Sould Glow: "'Oh look! I'm Crouton The Spelling Police all pretending like I can spell every word and pointing out every little stupid spelling mistake. I'm so cool...I'm Crouton!' Hush up Crouton! I know I spelled my name wrong" [Jess]

"Maybe instead, we should do 'Do The Zombie Or Die' for the EP title..." [FF5 addict]

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This Monday, September 7
SINGLES
Michael W. Smith There She Stands - Single [The Fuel]

This Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running to You - EP [Centricity Music]

SINGLES
Limoblaze Super Power II (feat. Rua Young) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
Limoblaze Do It Now (Acoustic) - EP [Reach]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Philip Anthony Reminisce - Single (independent)
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab The Realm of Grief - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro SOUTHPAW - Single [Syntax]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Exit - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Stay For You - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]

Next Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]

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ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

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