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Crazy Caption Photo No.133: "Computer Gentlemen"

(pictured L to R: Crouton and Soul Glow Activatur of Family Force 5)
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Family Force Fight! [Beth]

"...and then during the guitar solo i crawl across the stage like this..." [farsyghted]

While Crouton tried to tell Soul Glow about his ideas for new songs, Soul Glow continued with his bear attack story. [abfinley]

Family Force 5 without random facial expessions is like a pizza without cheese [ShooLace]

While Soul Glow was openly mocking his fans' emails, Crouton actually spotted something useful: "Subject: Get longer, fuller eylashes in just days!" [dannybot] *winner*

Sign language proved to be quite difficult to learn on the road with a lap top. [Sarah]

The Nerdy, Nerdy South [craiger]

Crouton: "...there."
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "There!"
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "Okay, stop that!!" [mary the moo]

"You know, I think Keytar Hero would be a lot better with a real controller!" [rockinfarmerboy]

Domo Arigato Family Roboto! [Melody]

"Did you just touch my computer?!" [JEFF]

"AAAHHHHH It's the attack of the BROBOT!" [amburger]

"Enough with the Jonas Brothers Impersonations, we have to get busy!" [Nancy]

"What?! Oh my gosh, I can't believe they picked that caption, it wasn't even funny!" [Danro]

"...The same thing we do every night, Crouton. Try to take over the world!!!" [Aaron]

"It's not a touchscreen, you actually have to TYPE!" [physics geek]

"Did Nadaddy really say that about our band? " [Fitchfoot]

"So I get the picture that you are saying my background picture is a little girly. I'm sorry if I enjoy My Little Pony." [shinelikestars]

Crouton: "You spelled your name wrong."
Sould Glow: "'Oh look! I'm Crouton The Spelling Police all pretending like I can spell every word and pointing out every little stupid spelling mistake. I'm so cool...I'm Crouton!' Hush up Crouton! I know I spelled my name wrong" [Jess]

"Maybe instead, we should do 'Do The Zombie Or Die' for the EP title..." [FF5 addict]

This Weeks Winner
dannybot won a full prerelease copy of Tenth Avenue North's debut album, Over And Underneath

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 15
SINGLES
Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]

This Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas and The Lofi Christian HINDSIGHT (independent)
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD Ooh! - Single (independent)
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]

Next Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
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