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Crazy Caption Photo No.133: "Computer Gentlemen"

(pictured L to R: Crouton and Soul Glow Activatur of Family Force 5)
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Family Force Fight! [Beth]

"...and then during the guitar solo i crawl across the stage like this..." [farsyghted]

While Crouton tried to tell Soul Glow about his ideas for new songs, Soul Glow continued with his bear attack story. [abfinley]

Family Force 5 without random facial expessions is like a pizza without cheese [ShooLace]

While Soul Glow was openly mocking his fans' emails, Crouton actually spotted something useful: "Subject: Get longer, fuller eylashes in just days!" [dannybot] *winner*

Sign language proved to be quite difficult to learn on the road with a lap top. [Sarah]

The Nerdy, Nerdy South [craiger]

Crouton: "...there."
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "There!"
Soul Glow: "Say WHAAAAAAAT?????"
Crouton: "Okay, stop that!!" [mary the moo]

"You know, I think Keytar Hero would be a lot better with a real controller!" [rockinfarmerboy]

Domo Arigato Family Roboto! [Melody]

"Did you just touch my computer?!" [JEFF]

"AAAHHHHH It's the attack of the BROBOT!" [amburger]

"Enough with the Jonas Brothers Impersonations, we have to get busy!" [Nancy]

"What?! Oh my gosh, I can't believe they picked that caption, it wasn't even funny!" [Danro]

"...The same thing we do every night, Crouton. Try to take over the world!!!" [Aaron]

"It's not a touchscreen, you actually have to TYPE!" [physics geek]

"Did Nadaddy really say that about our band? " [Fitchfoot]

"So I get the picture that you are saying my background picture is a little girly. I'm sorry if I enjoy My Little Pony." [shinelikestars]

Crouton: "You spelled your name wrong."
Sould Glow: "'Oh look! I'm Crouton The Spelling Police all pretending like I can spell every word and pointing out every little stupid spelling mistake. I'm so cool...I'm Crouton!' Hush up Crouton! I know I spelled my name wrong" [Jess]

"Maybe instead, we should do 'Do The Zombie Or Die' for the EP title..." [FF5 addict]

This Weeks Winner
dannybot won a full prerelease copy of Tenth Avenue North's debut album, Over And Underneath

 

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This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

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Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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