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Crazy Caption Photo No.139: "NaSpazzy"

(pictured: Nadaddy of Family Force 5 and "ToFu Pup")
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"Dude! Seriously lay off the double mocha frappa champa-cino's!" [Angel]

Tofu Pup has second thoughts about agreeing to integrate a 10-foot neon sign that says, "NADADDY" into the set design for Family Force 5's next tour. [Kels the Kween of Krunk]

"Nope... they're still... *hic*......still... *hic*... uh.. you didn't help... *hic*" [Meggypiez]

NaSpazzy [Amanda Allbee]

"Why so sad? All right... here comes the Tickle Monster!!!" [Phoenixtears]

...and that was when she realized that the dog that bit him really HAD been rabid. [crazycate]

They tried, but nothing could wake her from the Mountain Dew induced coma. [hey mountain dew is good]

"I have been fasting for two weeks, I'M HUNGRY!" [Peebs]

"Get away from my personal bubble!" [Tanner Barrett]

"Thriller, thriller night!" [Stephen]

"If you keep acting like that they'll never pick your caption." [pictureit17]

"The Family Force is strong in this one..." [Ryan]

"My spidey senses are tingling!" [icki]

That's the last time she suggests they talk about their feelings. [guitargirl&netsirK] *winner*

"You know you don't have to do that every time you say 'Dance RAWR Dance'" [jtg1993]

"I'd D-I-E 4 U TOFU!" [Audball]

"Brainssssss" [Brian]

"I'm not touching you!!!" [Daisy Garcia]

...and this was the start of when Tofu began hiding in her bunk [Alyssax3Brite]

"Your hair is STUNNING!" [my chapsticks better]

Here we see some of the side effects of listening to the Jonas Brothers. [brother of the tatertot]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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