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Crazy Caption Photo No.139: "NaSpazzy"

(pictured: Nadaddy of Family Force 5 and "ToFu Pup")
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"Dude! Seriously lay off the double mocha frappa champa-cino's!" [Angel]

Tofu Pup has second thoughts about agreeing to integrate a 10-foot neon sign that says, "NADADDY" into the set design for Family Force 5's next tour. [Kels the Kween of Krunk]

"Nope... they're still... *hic*......still... *hic*... uh.. you didn't help... *hic*" [Meggypiez]

NaSpazzy [Amanda Allbee]

"Why so sad? All right... here comes the Tickle Monster!!!" [Phoenixtears]

...and that was when she realized that the dog that bit him really HAD been rabid. [crazycate]

They tried, but nothing could wake her from the Mountain Dew induced coma. [hey mountain dew is good]

"I have been fasting for two weeks, I'M HUNGRY!" [Peebs]

"Get away from my personal bubble!" [Tanner Barrett]

"Thriller, thriller night!" [Stephen]

"If you keep acting like that they'll never pick your caption." [pictureit17]

"The Family Force is strong in this one..." [Ryan]

"My spidey senses are tingling!" [icki]

That's the last time she suggests they talk about their feelings. [guitargirl&netsirK] *winner*

"You know you don't have to do that every time you say 'Dance RAWR Dance'" [jtg1993]

"I'd D-I-E 4 U TOFU!" [Audball]

"Brainssssss" [Brian]

"I'm not touching you!!!" [Daisy Garcia]

...and this was the start of when Tofu began hiding in her bunk [Alyssax3Brite]

"Your hair is STUNNING!" [my chapsticks better]

Here we see some of the side effects of listening to the Jonas Brothers. [brother of the tatertot]

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This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

This Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music]
Building 429 Give Him Praise - Single [The Fuel]
Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Perspectives - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Hope - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Back in Black - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Velvet Blue]
I.A.N. I AM NEW (ft. Project Pat) - Single [Syntax]
Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Razzie MOONWALKER - Single [Syntax]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]

Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]

SINGLES
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]
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