"No, really, I would like to leave now...so just...let...go...of...my...HAND." [Jeff]
"And we're back now with Michael W. Smith. After all of his searching, he's finally found his place in this world, and he's here to tell us a little about that." [Barefoot_Girl]
"You know you don't have to take notes on everything, I'm just shaking his hand." [Josh G.]
"Hello and welcome to the Michael W Smith Show... wait... this is YOUR show?!" [Thomas]
Their eyes locked as they shook hands, and the audience stared in awe and wondered who would win this epic staring contest. [Nabertson]
"You have a deal, I'll wear that Chiquita Banana hat on the table there." [zakk]
"So, wait, you're doing ANOTHER worship album?!?" [J. Blair]
"Nice to see you, Michael and, yes, this is an expensive coffee table, so please keep your feet off of it." [Indygus]
Smitty grinned as he gave his latest victim the dreaded "Booger-Handshake" [freebiscuits]
"Wow, you just don't age, do you?" [Akasha]
"Thanks for joining us on the show today! Man I wish I could remember your name..." [sharpiesrock]
The set would soon break out in chaos when Michael leapt onto the sofa and began screaming "I love this woman!!!" [A-Rich]
"You know, your mustache makes you look like Tony Stark?" [Linkavitch]
"Hey nice to meet you... PULL MY FINGER!" [SammyJ]
Ways To Get Kicked Off TV #27: Reveal to the world that the host has a prosthetic arm. [Azzmatic]
"Congratulations! You've just won the lamest joke award!" [samuel]
"Welcome to the show Michael. You are now involved in the black hole that is daytime television." [runner33188]
"Wow. Smitty. You have a strong grip. Must be those piano fingers." [foreverkate]
As her co-host shakes hands with her ex, she sighs to herself. This could be a long show. [Sit-down comedian]
"It's a deal! I'll shave off the 70's moustache if you grow your 80's beard back." [OnlyVisitingThisPlanet]
"Congratulations on making Crazy Caption #150!" [ringettegirl]
The handshake buzzer was a little offkey considering Michael was there to talk about his recent charity work, but Sheila couldn't resist a giggle. [Jakers]
"Hey Bob, from his past records, it seems he's never lost to anyone in thumb wrestling..." [hsinister]
OnlyVisitingThisPlanet won a prerelease copy of the new worship album, Glory Revealed II (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]