"No, really, I would like to leave now...so just...let...go...of...my...HAND." [Jeff]
"And we're back now with Michael W. Smith. After all of his searching, he's finally found his place in this world, and he's here to tell us a little about that." [Barefoot_Girl]
"You know you don't have to take notes on everything, I'm just shaking his hand." [Josh G.]
"Hello and welcome to the Michael W Smith Show... wait... this is YOUR show?!" [Thomas]
Their eyes locked as they shook hands, and the audience stared in awe and wondered who would win this epic staring contest. [Nabertson]
"You have a deal, I'll wear that Chiquita Banana hat on the table there." [zakk]
"So, wait, you're doing ANOTHER worship album?!?" [J. Blair]
"Nice to see you, Michael and, yes, this is an expensive coffee table, so please keep your feet off of it." [Indygus]
Smitty grinned as he gave his latest victim the dreaded "Booger-Handshake" [freebiscuits]
"Wow, you just don't age, do you?" [Akasha]
"Thanks for joining us on the show today! Man I wish I could remember your name..." [sharpiesrock]
The set would soon break out in chaos when Michael leapt onto the sofa and began screaming "I love this woman!!!" [A-Rich]
"You know, your mustache makes you look like Tony Stark?" [Linkavitch]
"Hey nice to meet you... PULL MY FINGER!" [SammyJ]
Ways To Get Kicked Off TV #27: Reveal to the world that the host has a prosthetic arm. [Azzmatic]
"Congratulations! You've just won the lamest joke award!" [samuel]
"Welcome to the show Michael. You are now involved in the black hole that is daytime television." [runner33188]
"Wow. Smitty. You have a strong grip. Must be those piano fingers." [foreverkate]
As her co-host shakes hands with her ex, she sighs to herself. This could be a long show. [Sit-down comedian]
"It's a deal! I'll shave off the 70's moustache if you grow your 80's beard back." [OnlyVisitingThisPlanet]
"Congratulations on making Crazy Caption #150!" [ringettegirl]
The handshake buzzer was a little offkey considering Michael was there to talk about his recent charity work, but Sheila couldn't resist a giggle. [Jakers]
"Hey Bob, from his past records, it seems he's never lost to anyone in thumb wrestling..." [hsinister]
OnlyVisitingThisPlanet won a prerelease copy of the new worship album, Glory Revealed II (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, February 27, 2025
ALBUMS Various Artists House of David: Season One (Music inspired by the Prime Video Original Series) [Capitol CMG]
This Friday, February 28, 2025
ALBUMS Absolved The Only Constant EP (independent) The Belonging Co Eden (Live) [Capitol CMG] The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir I Will Not Be Moved: Live with the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir [StowTown] Jon Keith & Miles Minnick West Indies EP (independent) Michael Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God: Disc 1 - EP [Provident] Rotzak HEADRUSH [StowTown] Sons Of Sunday I Looked Up/One More Day - EP [Elevation/Provident]
SINGLES Above the Clouds Applause - Single [Polished Arrow] Alabaster Grace I Will Trust In You - Single (independent) Anchor Hymns Oh To Be Like You (feat. Dee Wilson & Paul Baloche) - Single [Integrity] Philip Anthony Basement - Single (independent) Bloodguilt Solid Ground - Single [New Age Records] Bongo Chico When You Walked Away - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Call Your Name - Single [Curb] CHPTRS Somewhere We Belong - Single (independent) Childlike CiCi x Tommy Royale Who is Y'all - Single [Capitol CMG] Citizens So Kind and It’s Freaking Me Out - Single (independent) Seth Davey To My God and Savior - Single (independent) Death Therapy The End Is A New Beginning - Single (independent) Disciple Sound the Alarm - Single [Tooth & Nail] Dubem Gritty - Single [Syntax] Faith Worship Arts Good 2 Me (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship] Forrest Frank NOTHING ELSE (feat.Thomas Rhett) - Single (independent) gio. x Dell Mac fine by me - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings Lord I give you my heard (from the studio) - Single [Capitol CMG] The Heritage The Promise - Single [Capitol CMG] Ic3rd Stay Humble (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax] Phil King Miscarriages - Single (independent) KingsPorch Psalm 23 - Single [BEC] Knaladeus Sufficient Grace (ft. Javy XI & Aciya Iona) - Single [Syntax] Lecrae & Lukas Agustinho Seu Poder - Single [Reach] Life.Church Worship Redemption Has Come - Single (independent) outr.cty Fight Night (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax] PEABOD Head First (from Gabriel and the Guardians) - Single (independent) Procyse, JusJames God Is Enough - Single [Polished Arrow] Tommee Profitt Garden - Single [Capitol CMG] Red Rocks Worship So Much More - Single [Provident] Refiner Return To Dust / Not the End - Single [Rottweiler] ReFormed False Teacher - Single (independent) Jaelee Roberts He's Gone - Single [Mountain Home] Smokey Robinson Be Thankful For What You've Got / Lean On Me - Single [Gaither] Sound Chapel Praise You Still - Single [Provident] Stephen Stanley this far down (feat. Bodie) - Single [Capitol CMG] Verses Psalm 51:7-12 (feat. Free As A Bird & Gretyl Baird) - Single (independent) Windvent Haze - Single (independent) Mitch Wong Marvelous - Single [Integrated Music Rights] The Young Escape Older - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, March 7, 2025
ALBUMS bodie HAPPIER TO BE HERE [Provident] Fine China I Felt Called [Velvet Blue] HolyName Rock Against Traffic: Live in Pomona [Facedown] Tasha Layton Worship Through It - Live [BEC] Plead the Widow's Cause Silver Glass Stare (independent) TobyMac Heaven on My Mind [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Free Worship Omnipresente Dios (feat. Mary Pagan) - Single [BEC] GLADDEN Sunshine Every Day - Single [DREAM] River Valley AGES Fire & Rain - Single [BEC] Stars Go Dim Discover God - Single [Curb] Wolves at the Gate Parasite - Single [Solid State]