"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]
"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]
It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]
"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]
"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]
"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]
"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]
"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]
"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]
"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]
"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]
Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]
"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]
"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]
"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]
"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]
And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]
"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]
"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]
Ranger_Ric won a prerelease copy Bobby Bishop's new album, Everyday Man (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Tuesday, June 3, 2025
SINGLES Sixpence None The Richer The Needle and the Damage Done - Single [Flatiron]
This Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent) Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident] Hopeful. The Wild One - EP (independent) Christy Nockels King Who Never Sleeps; Anthems for Rest [The Fuel] Pastor Mike Jr. God Showing Out - EP [Rock City] Isaiah J. Thompson The Book of Isaiah: Modern Jazz Ministry [Mack Avenue] Chris Whittington Bright Portal 2025 Remastered Version - EP (independent)
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down My Will - Single [BEC] Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Capitol] Bill B. & Cyrus Sonata Kevlar - Single [Syntax] bodie whisper and the wind (b+CL version) - Single [Provident] Burial Extraction The Overseer - Single [Charon Collective] Elan Brio I'm Satisfied (ft. Henry Israel) - Single (independent) Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD (ft. Parris Chariz and Jon Keith) - Single [RCAI] Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM] Kirk Franklin Do It Again - Single [Fo Yo Soul] Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM] Ic3rd & EJ Swavv Woke Up (ft. CJ Emulous & George.Rose) - Single [Syntax] King David tha Vessel Consistant - Single (independent) The Kingsmen Wish You Were Here - Single [Horizon] Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA - Single [Provident] Myles Maestro Flood (ft. Ace Savage & Shruumi) - Single [Syntax] Mell Omii Wave - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Mr. Pilot - Single [Syntax] River Valley Worship Time For Revival - Single [BEC] Sleeping At Last The Piano (Original Score) - Single - Single (independent) Roy Tosh Everything's Gonna Be Alright (feat. PEABOD) - Single [RMG Amplify] Solachi Voz All I Need - Single [Syntax] Emilie Weiss Genesis (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC] Ayiesha Woods I Have Hope - Single [Backsider] Megan Woods I Believe You - Single [FairTrade]
VINYL Ironwrath Master Storyteller Vinyl [Girder]
Next Friday, June 13, 2025
ALBUMS Coqui Death to Your Ego [DREAM] King's Hammer To Speak In Tongues - EP [Rottweiler] Brandon Lake King Of Hearts [Provident] Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM] War of Ages Eternal (15th Anniversary Edition) [Facedown]
SINGLES CalledOut Music Worthy of It All - Single [Integrity] Equippers Worship Garment of Praise - Single [DREAM] Mainstream Worship Near - Single [DREAM Worship]