"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]
"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]
It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]
"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]
"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]
"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]
"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]
"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]
"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]
"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]
"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]
Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]
"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]
"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]
"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]
"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]
And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]
"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]
"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]
Ranger_Ric won a prerelease copy Bobby Bishop's new album, Everyday Man (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]