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"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]

"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]

It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]

"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]

"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]

"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]

"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]

"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]

"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]

"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]

"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]

"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]

"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric] *winner*

Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]

"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]

"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]

"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]

"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]

And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]

"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]

"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]

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This Friday, April 9, 2021
Canyon Hills Worship See Your Face - Single [DREAM]
Merry Clayton Beautiful Scars [Capitol CMG]
The Erwins This is Love [Stowtown]
FAITHFUL The Detour - Single [Integrity]
Fit for a King & Silent Planet Trilogy / Stockholm - Single [Solid State]
Future of Forestry Turn Your Heart - Single (independent)
Danny Gokey We All Need Jesus (feat. Koryn Hawthorne - Single [Capitol CMG]
Here Be Lions Still God, Still Good (Live) [Integrity]
Hillsong Worship & Hillsong en Español Viento Fresco - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ellie Holcomb Canyon - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hulvey Christopher [Reach]
Andy Hunter Presences Vol_ 5 (independent)
ICF Worship In My Midnight (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Benita Jones Still Everything (Single Version) - Single [Integrity]
Kierra Sheard KIERRA (Deluxe) [Karew/RCA]
Matthew West Brand New (Deluxe Edition) [Story House]
White Stone Receivers Thank You Jesus - Single [7Core]
Vineyard Worship, Taylor Leonhardt & Ryan Delmore Thin Place - Single [Integrity]


Monday, April 12, 2021
Wande Blessed Up (Remix) - Single (feat. Lecrae, Mike Todd) [Reach]


Next Friday, April 16, 2021
Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy]
Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity]
Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven Live [Provident]


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