"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]
"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]
It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]
"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]
"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]
"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]
"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]
"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]
"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]
"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]
"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]
Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]
"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]
"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]
"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]
"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]
And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]
"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]
"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]
Ranger_Ric won a prerelease copy Bobby Bishop's new album, Everyday Man (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]