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Crazy Caption Photo No.151: "Car Trouble"

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"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]

"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]

It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]

"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]

"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]

"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]

"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]

"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]

"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]

"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]

"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]

"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]

"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric] *winner*

Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]

"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]

"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]

"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]

"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]

And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]

"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]

"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
SINGLES
PTtheGospelSpitter Save Your Soul (ft. PreacherMan) - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 10, 2025
ALBUMS
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Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
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Trip Lee Lay Down (Remix Pack) - EP [Reach]

SINGLES
99 APEX On My Way - Single [Syntax]
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin (feat. Ben Fuller, Megan Woods) - Single [Curb]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Pain Pt. 2 (ft. Dillon Chase) - Single [Syntax]
Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
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Night Beds Lover's Ledge (Who Have I But You) - Single [Arkansas Blues]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
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Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Miracle Worker (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Rachel Purcell Show Up - Single [Centricity]
Josiah Queen Can't Steal My Joy (feat. Brandon Lake) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joel Vaughn All I Need to Know - Single [DREAM]
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