"Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl]
"Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab]
It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator]
"How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson]
"Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria]
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!]
"Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg]
"If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner]
"Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture]
"Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler]
"Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate]
"So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas]
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]
Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo]
"Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001]
"Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee]
"Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo]
"...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94]
And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim]
"Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers]
"Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz]
Ranger_Ric won a prerelease copy Bobby Bishop's new album, Everyday Man (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)
This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident] Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings] Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC] Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax] Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent) Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither] SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax] Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax] Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House] Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)
SINGLES Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent) EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax] gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG] JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent) Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax] MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb] Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident] MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent) Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard] Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]