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All that was found at the scene of the crime was 26 strange-smelling erasers... suspicious indeed. [EZE]

The stakes were high. The ultimate jenga smackdown was reaching a climax. If only they knew how disastrous just one sneeze could be. [Star]

Needtobuild [voteforpedro]

NEEDABREATHER [Christina]

"Guys, we need to keep playing Jenga. I'm pretty sure it's the inspiration for the next album!" [stwise89]

'Build Your Own Stage' kits are not a big hit with bands. [carissa]

"Evidently we're better at music than we are at Jenga." [JM]

"Guys, that tower is never gonna....WHAT SMELLS?!?!!" [flame]

Bear, anxious for the win, holds back his victory dance while Seth takes his last failing move. [Karly]

"Play 'Em Down." [BarefootLoci]

And the sneeze that was held off for so long came to the surface... [mrmikenator]

"And checkmate! Take that!" ... "Dude, for the last time, this is NOT chess!" [CrazyGrl565]

"Guys, I'm pretty sure that getting 'Bloated Fish Dominoes' wasn't a good idea..." [BurningBlaze]

And after three hours of confusion, the guys finally realized that they were not playing with LEGOs. [FlyersGrl]

"Dude! You play Jenga with blocks of WOOD! Not Pecorino cheese!" [nmjcollie]

"Guys, this is why none of us have a girlfriend." [Kickinitcrazy]

"Hey, don't you guys think we should maybe be working on another album instead of pla......HEY, I WON!" [d_cas]

"Dude, when you said you were bringing "Dominoes"... I thought you meant PIZZA!" [pilarandmike]

"DUDE. Please. Stop. Kicking. The table." [The_Lilibyte] *winner*

At first it had seemed like a brilliant idea to use fish sticks as poker chips for their weekly poker game. However, they soon discovered that after a few days their winnings began to stink. [Lynnie]

"Nobody farted, bro. You're smelling those awareness bands on your arm." [Theo]

The tour's low point came when they resorted to playing dominoes on stage for the crowd. [j dizzle]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
Grace & Xandy Here Again [StowTown]
Latter Day Exploits Going Home - EP [The Charon Collective]
Romeo Miller New Lane [SoNo Recording]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Jesus Girl - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle One King - Single [Bethel]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Fervor, My Dear Glass In the Sugar - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Kingdmusic Never Fail (Live) - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Always Get the Grace - Single [Horizon]
Steven Malcolm Holy Water (feat. Soul-Rebel Marley) - Single [Curb]
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
Matt Moore Learning to Breathe - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LOST SOULS! - Single [Dream]
Marvin Sapp He's Not Finished - Single [Elev8]
Victory House Worship Rapha - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Matthew West Here and Heaven - Single [Story House / Provident]
Anne Wilson Who I Am To You - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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