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All that was found at the scene of the crime was 26 strange-smelling erasers... suspicious indeed. [EZE]

The stakes were high. The ultimate jenga smackdown was reaching a climax. If only they knew how disastrous just one sneeze could be. [Star]

Needtobuild [voteforpedro]

NEEDABREATHER [Christina]

"Guys, we need to keep playing Jenga. I'm pretty sure it's the inspiration for the next album!" [stwise89]

'Build Your Own Stage' kits are not a big hit with bands. [carissa]

"Evidently we're better at music than we are at Jenga." [JM]

"Guys, that tower is never gonna....WHAT SMELLS?!?!!" [flame]

Bear, anxious for the win, holds back his victory dance while Seth takes his last failing move. [Karly]

"Play 'Em Down." [BarefootLoci]

And the sneeze that was held off for so long came to the surface... [mrmikenator]

"And checkmate! Take that!" ... "Dude, for the last time, this is NOT chess!" [CrazyGrl565]

"Guys, I'm pretty sure that getting 'Bloated Fish Dominoes' wasn't a good idea..." [BurningBlaze]

And after three hours of confusion, the guys finally realized that they were not playing with LEGOs. [FlyersGrl]

"Dude! You play Jenga with blocks of WOOD! Not Pecorino cheese!" [nmjcollie]

"Guys, this is why none of us have a girlfriend." [Kickinitcrazy]

"Hey, don't you guys think we should maybe be working on another album instead of pla......HEY, I WON!" [d_cas]

"Dude, when you said you were bringing "Dominoes"... I thought you meant PIZZA!" [pilarandmike]

"DUDE. Please. Stop. Kicking. The table." [The_Lilibyte] *winner*

At first it had seemed like a brilliant idea to use fish sticks as poker chips for their weekly poker game. However, they soon discovered that after a few days their winnings began to stink. [Lynnie]

"Nobody farted, bro. You're smelling those awareness bands on your arm." [Theo]

The tour's low point came when they resorted to playing dominoes on stage for the crowd. [j dizzle]

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