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All that was found at the scene of the crime was 26 strange-smelling erasers... suspicious indeed. [EZE]

The stakes were high. The ultimate jenga smackdown was reaching a climax. If only they knew how disastrous just one sneeze could be. [Star]

Needtobuild [voteforpedro]

NEEDABREATHER [Christina]

"Guys, we need to keep playing Jenga. I'm pretty sure it's the inspiration for the next album!" [stwise89]

'Build Your Own Stage' kits are not a big hit with bands. [carissa]

"Evidently we're better at music than we are at Jenga." [JM]

"Guys, that tower is never gonna....WHAT SMELLS?!?!!" [flame]

Bear, anxious for the win, holds back his victory dance while Seth takes his last failing move. [Karly]

"Play 'Em Down." [BarefootLoci]

And the sneeze that was held off for so long came to the surface... [mrmikenator]

"And checkmate! Take that!" ... "Dude, for the last time, this is NOT chess!" [CrazyGrl565]

"Guys, I'm pretty sure that getting 'Bloated Fish Dominoes' wasn't a good idea..." [BurningBlaze]

And after three hours of confusion, the guys finally realized that they were not playing with LEGOs. [FlyersGrl]

"Dude! You play Jenga with blocks of WOOD! Not Pecorino cheese!" [nmjcollie]

"Guys, this is why none of us have a girlfriend." [Kickinitcrazy]

"Hey, don't you guys think we should maybe be working on another album instead of pla......HEY, I WON!" [d_cas]

"Dude, when you said you were bringing "Dominoes"... I thought you meant PIZZA!" [pilarandmike]

"DUDE. Please. Stop. Kicking. The table." [The_Lilibyte] *winner*

At first it had seemed like a brilliant idea to use fish sticks as poker chips for their weekly poker game. However, they soon discovered that after a few days their winnings began to stink. [Lynnie]

"Nobody farted, bro. You're smelling those awareness bands on your arm." [Theo]

The tour's low point came when they resorted to playing dominoes on stage for the crowd. [j dizzle]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Thursday, June 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Mike Janzen The End of Myself (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
ALTIRA Death of Fear - EP [The Fuel]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Reba Rambo On the Folk Side of Gospel (1968) [Sony Legacy]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
11th Hour Just Keep The Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Holly Brand If I Can't Wear Boots - Single [Integrity]
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Menace - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle Headed My Way - Single [Bethel]
Allison Eide HIPS - Single [Anotherland]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
Future Of Forestry, Eric Owyoung We Are Grand - Single (independent)
JJ Hairston Jesus (feat. Dante Bowe) - Single [Motown Gospel]
Joseph Habedank Agnus Dei/Worthy of It All - Single [Gaither]
The Hyssongs It's Not Over Yet - Single [Horizon]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
Jess Ford I'm the Woman at the Well - Single (independent)
Icon for Hire A Girl is Like a Piece of Gum - Single (independent)
Daye Jack Can't Get Lukewarm - Single (independent)
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Red Worship Christ Our King - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
Tree63 Voyage - Single [Just Music]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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