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Crazy Caption Photo No.153: "Skilletectomy"

(pictured: Jen Ledger and Ben Kasica of Skillet)
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"It's simple: accept Jesus or we'll pull the plug" [Lee R]

"He's dying! Get him a Skillet CD quick!" [Chris Hartman]

"I must confess that I feel like a DOCTOR!" [LlamaHomefry]

Skilletectomy [Josh da Greek]

"Nurse, I need a scapel, forceps, and skillet..." [Chris S.]

"Excuse me, who let you in here with a camera?!?!" [melee]

"Ben and I are here today working to reconstruct all of the faces that we rocked off." [RawkinRole]

"Drs. Ledger and Kasica, we have searched all over the world for this question for you two great physicians to answer: Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?" [Linkavitch]

"If you have a fever, the only prescription is more Skillet." [Jeff]

"In all my years in the medical profession I have never seen anything like this. Just how did you get a pan stuck to your head?" [newsboyphreek]

"Doctor, he's flatlining!!" "...I'm thinking Arby's." [Rev-J]

...and they are here to save the world... [bre]

"We have self diagnosed that we are awesome." [Heather]

Mom and Dad always said to have a back-up plan for your life in case the whole band thing didn't work out... [Josh]

"And how do you feel? Like a monster? Interesting." [Dyl464]

Dr. Ben and Dr. Jen looked way too eager to perform their first colonoscopy. [DaveG]

In other news two members of the Christian Rock band Skillet were arrested today for impersonating doctors. [metal777]

"We're being sued for malpractice, 'CAUSE WE PUT THE 'KILL IT' IN 'SKILLET'" [Jacob]

"And now to announce John and Korey's third child..." [Sarah]

"Nurse I need your help-STRIKE A POSE!-alright this man has a case of..." [KyLe] *winner*

"So what are we going to do tonight, Jen?" "The same thing we do every night, Ben - Try to take over the world!" [Jenny]

This Weeks Winner
KyLe won a prerelease copy of Britt Nicole's album, The Lost Get Found (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Tuesday, September 17
House of Peace Welcome to the River [REX]
Northlander Oculus - Single [Rat Family]


This Friday, September 20
1K Phew Brotherhood - Single [Reach]
1K Phew Dirty Birds - Single [Reach]
Jeremy Camp The Story's Not Over [Sparrow/Capitol]
Life.Church Worship God So Good [DREAM]
William McDowell The Cry: A Live Worship Experience [Integrity]
North Point Inside Out Wide Open EP [Centricity]
7eventh Time Down Trust - Single [BEC]
Sidewalk Prophets Smile - Single [Curb/Word]
Social Club Misfits DOOM - EP [Capitol]


Next Wednesday, September 25
Smalltown Poets Try - Single [Friendly City]


Next Friday, September 27
Apollo LTD DNA (Acoustic) - Single [Centricity]
Dillon Chase Paradise - Single [DREAM/One Moment]
TobyMac The St. Nemele Collab Sessions (CD Debut) [Forefront/Capitol]
TobyMac Light of Christmas (2017) (CD Debut) [Forefront/Capitol]


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