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Crazy Caption Photo No.156: "David Crowded Band"

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These preperations for 2012 are getting out of hand... [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't wanna move.....and I don't think I could...." *wiggle* [Sadie]

"'Like a match being lit on the sinking of a ship' Wait!!!! I WAS JUST KIDDING!!" [Z-STAR*]

"So let me get this straight, you remembered the life jackets, but forgot your bathing suits?" [jcfan]

"Arg!!!!! My beard is stuck in the zipper!" [Heath]

"Well, this is the weirdest photo shoot I've been on." [newsboyphreek]

David Crowded Band [Annie]

B Collision: The Eschatology of a Sinking Boat[seagull boy]

"AAH! No, don't take a picture yet! I have life jacket hair!" [Tigger]

Dave's mommy was a little too worried about his watergun fight with his friends. [Taigoara]

"LOVE Boat?! We thought you said MUSIC Boat..." [Sarah]

The band immediately regretted their sponsorship from "Save-a-Life" Life Jackets. [Josh G]

"Hey look Mommy! There's Abraham Lincoln in a orange neck thingy!" [barlowLuvr] *winner*

"I'm not sure, but these might be Story Side:B's life jackets." [sammykat]

Paranoid to the point of insanity about his bee allergy, David did not appreciate it when someone told him "Hey, Dave, there's a B on your lifejacket..." [42oranges]

"Rescue IS coming, right? ... Right?" [gbennent]

"Uh Dave, I dont think this is the right equipment for skydiving." [Konner]

"We're getting ready to go crowd surfing." [DJ Ska]

"So uh Dave, tell me again, who chose these for our stage costumes?" [Steph]

Having eliminated Pigeon, Marquette and Mackinaw, Dave and Hogan are prepare to find God in Pickerel Lake. [SMC]

Cutting-Edge Worship Music, Titanic Era Fashion Sense... [Pastor D]

It was David that always seemed to ruin the yearly Christmas card. [Liz]

"I knew we should've called to make sure we didn't wear the same thing!" [Rachy]

"Sue's Nanny??? I thought you said TSUNAMI!" [Vickie]

Yep, Noah knew the importance of boat safety. [Joseph]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Jeremy Camp A Camp Family Christmas [Capitol CMG]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Bethel Music, Emmy Rose Noel (He Is Born) - Single [Bethel]
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cody Carnes + Kari Jobe Carnes Doxology (All Praise) - Single [Sparrow]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Rachelle Fletcher Water in My Desert (Acoustic Version) - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank My Little Miracle (ft. ZVC) - Single [River House]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Joe & Beth I Stand Forgiven - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy (Live from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire) - Single [Decca]
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Baylee Lynn Save Me A Seat - Single [Interscope]
Steven Malcolm Prey On Me - Single [IVAV / Curb]
Michelle Williams, Kenny Lattimore God With Us - Single [Tyscot]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine Frosty / A Baby Was Born - Double Single [Warner]
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Lauren Talley While There's Time - Single [Horizon]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Phil Wickham O Holy Night (Adoration) - Single [Fair Trade]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Phil Wickham Hallelujah! It's Christmas Again! [Fair Trade]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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