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Crazy Caption Photo No.161: "TobySnack"

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"We only needed three hot lunches made Toby." [Samwise]

Toby McChicken [Meaghan]

The "Portable Meals" Tour - now playing at a school cafeteria near you. [DJ Skillz]

TobySnack [Catherine R.]

tobyMac & Cheese [tRev]

Sortable Pounds [Indygus]

Sadly, Toby never noticed the child who ate the fifth item on everyone's tray. [SchwimmerGuy]

"I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my celery." [DanJ]

"Do we really need this much food for our picnic? It's just the three of us..." [Lulu]

"If he says, 'Give me that soulful gumbo,' one more time..." [sammykat]

"Yo Tob, don't you already got 11 other plates on this table?" [Jakers]

Toby MacNugget [Josh]

The recession was so bad, that not even the sale of tobyMac's new album could stop him from having to eat his meals at the local mission. [Riley]

"I was made to love food, I was made to find food, I was made just for food, made to adore food..." [ringettegirl]

"You mean I have to wear one of those weird hair nets?" [tera]

"Yes, my album was a flop. Now do you or don't you want celery?" [bennett] *winner*

"I'm supposed to be on stage NOW?!" [Theo]

"When people with cameras appeared all over the kitchen, Toby suddenly realized that his catering disguise did not work." [_JesusFanatic_]

"What?! I still have to do one hundred more?!" [Mary]

"Don't tell anyone, but I kept my day job" [Harry]

"And now we bring you some images from inside the secret bunker TobyMac has constructed to prepare for 2012." [ThePoster]

Toby realized it was time to feed his son when his ribs started to show through his shirt. [mars]

"Woke up this mornin', I didn't know what to do, there was people all around me, tellin' me to make them food..." [Sarah Katt]

"Well...um..if we gotta start somewhere why not here?" [RelientOwl]

Cookin' out the stereo system! [guitarguy5192]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
Grace & Xandy Here Again [StowTown]
Latter Day Exploits Going Home - EP [The Charon Collective]
Romeo Miller New Lane [SoNo Recording]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Jesus Girl - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle One King - Single [Bethel]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Fervor, My Dear Glass In the Sugar - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Kingdmusic Never Fail (Live) - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Always Get the Grace - Single [Horizon]
Steven Malcolm Holy Water (feat. Soul-Rebel Marley) - Single [Curb]
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
Matt Moore Learning to Breathe - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LOST SOULS! - Single [Dream]
Marvin Sapp He's Not Finished - Single [Elev8]
Victory House Worship Rapha - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Matthew West Here and Heaven - Single [Story House / Provident]
Anne Wilson Who I Am To You - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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