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"We only needed three hot lunches made Toby." [Samwise]

Toby McChicken [Meaghan]

The "Portable Meals" Tour - now playing at a school cafeteria near you. [DJ Skillz]

TobySnack [Catherine R.]

tobyMac & Cheese [tRev]

Sortable Pounds [Indygus]

Sadly, Toby never noticed the child who ate the fifth item on everyone's tray. [SchwimmerGuy]

"I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my celery." [DanJ]

"Do we really need this much food for our picnic? It's just the three of us..." [Lulu]

"If he says, 'Give me that soulful gumbo,' one more time..." [sammykat]

"Yo Tob, don't you already got 11 other plates on this table?" [Jakers]

Toby MacNugget [Josh]

The recession was so bad, that not even the sale of tobyMac's new album could stop him from having to eat his meals at the local mission. [Riley]

"I was made to love food, I was made to find food, I was made just for food, made to adore food..." [ringettegirl]

"You mean I have to wear one of those weird hair nets?" [tera]

"Yes, my album was a flop. Now do you or don't you want celery?" [bennett] *winner*

"I'm supposed to be on stage NOW?!" [Theo]

"When people with cameras appeared all over the kitchen, Toby suddenly realized that his catering disguise did not work." [_JesusFanatic_]

"What?! I still have to do one hundred more?!" [Mary]

"Don't tell anyone, but I kept my day job" [Harry]

"And now we bring you some images from inside the secret bunker TobyMac has constructed to prepare for 2012." [ThePoster]

Toby realized it was time to feed his son when his ribs started to show through his shirt. [mars]

"Woke up this mornin', I didn't know what to do, there was people all around me, tellin' me to make them food..." [Sarah Katt]

"Well...um..if we gotta start somewhere why not here?" [RelientOwl]

Cookin' out the stereo system! [guitarguy5192]

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This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS
7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC]
The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown]
Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG]
Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland]
Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither]
Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM]
JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town]
Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC]
Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent)
Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent)
SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident]
The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent)
We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]

SINGLES
Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision]
ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident]
Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb]
Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM]
Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax]
Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon]
Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax]
ELI GABLE Glory Bound - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind]
Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G]
Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax]
KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident]
Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC]
Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel]
Claire Leslie Thank God I'm Not Alone (from Claire's Phone) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown]
Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity]
Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident]
Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident]
Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity]
PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify]
Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident]
The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue]
Tommy Royale, gio. Like Dat - Single [Capitol CMG]
Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax]
Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]

DVD
Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS
Chad Cory America [DREAM]
Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]

SINGLES
Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
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