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Crazy Caption Photo No.161: "TobySnack"

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"We only needed three hot lunches made Toby." [Samwise]

Toby McChicken [Meaghan]

The "Portable Meals" Tour - now playing at a school cafeteria near you. [DJ Skillz]

TobySnack [Catherine R.]

tobyMac & Cheese [tRev]

Sortable Pounds [Indygus]

Sadly, Toby never noticed the child who ate the fifth item on everyone's tray. [SchwimmerGuy]

"I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my celery." [DanJ]

"Do we really need this much food for our picnic? It's just the three of us..." [Lulu]

"If he says, 'Give me that soulful gumbo,' one more time..." [sammykat]

"Yo Tob, don't you already got 11 other plates on this table?" [Jakers]

Toby MacNugget [Josh]

The recession was so bad, that not even the sale of tobyMac's new album could stop him from having to eat his meals at the local mission. [Riley]

"I was made to love food, I was made to find food, I was made just for food, made to adore food..." [ringettegirl]

"You mean I have to wear one of those weird hair nets?" [tera]

"Yes, my album was a flop. Now do you or don't you want celery?" [bennett] *winner*

"I'm supposed to be on stage NOW?!" [Theo]

"When people with cameras appeared all over the kitchen, Toby suddenly realized that his catering disguise did not work." [_JesusFanatic_]

"What?! I still have to do one hundred more?!" [Mary]

"Don't tell anyone, but I kept my day job" [Harry]

"And now we bring you some images from inside the secret bunker TobyMac has constructed to prepare for 2012." [ThePoster]

Toby realized it was time to feed his son when his ribs started to show through his shirt. [mars]

"Woke up this mornin', I didn't know what to do, there was people all around me, tellin' me to make them food..." [Sarah Katt]

"Well...um..if we gotta start somewhere why not here?" [RelientOwl]

Cookin' out the stereo system! [guitarguy5192]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Jeremy Camp A Camp Family Christmas [Capitol CMG]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Bethel Music, Emmy Rose Noel (He Is Born) - Single [Bethel]
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cody Carnes + Kari Jobe Carnes Doxology (All Praise) - Single [Sparrow]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Rachelle Fletcher Water in My Desert (Acoustic Version) - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank My Little Miracle (ft. ZVC) - Single [River House]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Joe & Beth I Stand Forgiven - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy (Live from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire) - Single [Decca]
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Baylee Lynn Save Me A Seat - Single [Interscope]
Steven Malcolm Prey On Me - Single [IVAV / Curb]
Michelle Williams, Kenny Lattimore God With Us - Single [Tyscot]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine Frosty / A Baby Was Born - Double Single [Warner]
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Lauren Talley While There's Time - Single [Horizon]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Phil Wickham O Holy Night (Adoration) - Single [Fair Trade]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Phil Wickham Hallelujah! It's Christmas Again! [Fair Trade]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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