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Crazy Caption Photo No.162: "Pranktus Real"

(pictured: Matt Hammitt and Chris Rohman of Sanctus Real / credit: Osuch Photos)
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"LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!" [JoshJPC]

"Whoa! That's not where the plug goes, man!" [JLav]

It wouldn't be until after he made it back to his hotel room that night that he realized his wallet was missing... [Jeremy]

"Remember the old days when you just had to wind these guys up? Plugging them in is such a pain." [Tgtguy]

"Hold on, hold on. Im turning on the T-pain app." [Zakk]

Fourteen years later, Chris still didn't know how to work his amp. [Leela]

"I swear, the Glade commercial said you can plug it in anywhere!" [Clare]

Stopping in the middle of the song he remembered he needed to add another 25 cents for the concert to continue. [MatthewThiessenROCKS!!]

Pick-pocket tip #75: don't draw attention to yourself by singing into a microphone while you do it. [Samm]

"I'm lighting what's called a Rohman candle." [Natey]

"It's just a part of being a family, taking the good and the bad and a pantsing..." [Samman] *winner*

"O-M-G he used my Bedazzler AGAIN!" [lala:)]

"About to be lookin like a fool, with yo guitar on the ground!" [Maestro]

You put the amp cord in, you take the amp cord out! You glance up at your pal, and see he's foaming at the mouth... [purely hopeful]

"I said, NO MORE GUITARS!!!" [brzlnfrk]

Blatantly the worst game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey".....ever [iseberg89]

He looks happy, but when they get off stage Matt's getting a long lecture. [RelientOwl]

"You guys ready for the pyrotechnics?!" [Remixedprotech]

"Just keep moving your fingers! I'll make guitar sounds with my voice." [Chad Ferguson]

Pranktus Real [dolphin]

"DUDE! what does this do? do you need it? can i have it?" [AC_ICE]

"Ah hah! That tickles! Oh... This is going on JFH isn't it..." [TheOneWithTheFoot]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
The Figs How Did We Get Here? (independent)
Grand Motel Tooth of the Lion: A Spring Perennial (independent)
Philippa Hanna x Irael Houghton Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Lakewood Music + Worship Together Thank The Lord (Worship Together Session) EP [Worship Together]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels - Single [BEC]
Autumn's Descent Caesar (I'll Haunt You Now) - Single (independent)
Caleb & John x Steven Curtis Chapman Proud - Single [Fair Trade]
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
GVTH DVDDY Who Knows How It Ends? - Single [Velvet Blue Music]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Eddy Mann I Will Never Know the Desert Again - Single [MTS]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Presence Music Pick Up That Book - Single (independent)
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Tyraels Ascension Bittersweet - Single [Rottweiler]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]
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