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"LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!" [JoshJPC]

"Whoa! That's not where the plug goes, man!" [JLav]

It wouldn't be until after he made it back to his hotel room that night that he realized his wallet was missing... [Jeremy]

"Remember the old days when you just had to wind these guys up? Plugging them in is such a pain." [Tgtguy]

"Hold on, hold on. Im turning on the T-pain app." [Zakk]

Fourteen years later, Chris still didn't know how to work his amp. [Leela]

"I swear, the Glade commercial said you can plug it in anywhere!" [Clare]

Stopping in the middle of the song he remembered he needed to add another 25 cents for the concert to continue. [MatthewThiessenROCKS!!]

Pick-pocket tip #75: don't draw attention to yourself by singing into a microphone while you do it. [Samm]

"I'm lighting what's called a Rohman candle." [Natey]

"It's just a part of being a family, taking the good and the bad and a pantsing..." [Samman] *winner*

"O-M-G he used my Bedazzler AGAIN!" [lala:)]

"About to be lookin like a fool, with yo guitar on the ground!" [Maestro]

You put the amp cord in, you take the amp cord out! You glance up at your pal, and see he's foaming at the mouth... [purely hopeful]

"I said, NO MORE GUITARS!!!" [brzlnfrk]

Blatantly the worst game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey".....ever [iseberg89]

He looks happy, but when they get off stage Matt's getting a long lecture. [RelientOwl]

"You guys ready for the pyrotechnics?!" [Remixedprotech]

"Just keep moving your fingers! I'll make guitar sounds with my voice." [Chad Ferguson]

Pranktus Real [dolphin]

"DUDE! what does this do? do you need it? can i have it?" [AC_ICE]

"Ah hah! That tickles! Oh... This is going on JFH isn't it..." [TheOneWithTheFoot]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry Sojourner (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
JJ Hairston Anthems & Prayers (Live) [James Town]
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Melanie Penn Immanuel - The Acoustic Sessions (Deluxe) (independent)
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
Sidewalk Prophets Great Big Family Christmas (Live) [Curb]
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]
Devin Williams Conquer the World (Live) (independent)

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop Unpack That Suitcase - Single [Sonlite]
Blanca Joyful, Joyful (We Singin' Out) - Single [Curb]
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Colle Worthy Of All Of It - Single [Bethel]
Matt Cooper Wonder - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
ELEVATION LIVING ROOM BULLS & GOATS - Single [Elevation]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Lakelin Lemmings I Ain't For Everybody (Piano) - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Skema Boy Worthy - Single [Provident]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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