This is why you "power slide" on your knees and not your belly. [Jsmitty]
Covert and Underneath [Laura Chambers]
"Ok, let's make this a suprise concert. Everyone hide." [THEODORE]
Mike realized that when planning the jailbreak he had forgotten to skip dessert. [Conversecity]
After a bad performance you sometimes just want to crawl under a section of the stage. [slee]
At age seven he was crowned the king of hide-and-seek, but that was when he could still squeeze into small spaces. Now he's the king of hide-and-get-stuck. [Lyn]
"And this is why we recommended that weight loss program..." [Jordachi]
"Calm yourself down. Take a deep breath in, then out. There are no monsters under the stage." [Hello-Goodbye]
"*sigh* I can't dance." [sam s49]
And it was in that moment when he remembered his grandmother's words of wisdom: "That sixth cupcake will go straight to your hips." [jomo]
"You can come out now, man. That weird dude from JFH is gone." [IndyGus]
...and he emerges from the long Winter hibernation... [Penguinator]
"We were going to cut a hole in the floor and have him rise up from that, but with budget cuts this is the only entrance we could come up with." [Super Sassquatch]
"Dang it!!! I knew I should've worn my SUPER skinny jeans!!!" [soulman]
"So what you're saying is, if I clean out the dead roaches from under stage, I can be on the album next time?" [D_Cas]
"Ssssh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" [sammykat]
"I've got a big butt and I cannot lie, You other bandmates can't deny, That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist, And tries to crawl under the stage, You get.....stuck." [emyiswild]
"Let's teach him not to take naps on the stage anymore. Build it on top of him." [John Rogney]
Toothpaste in the Oreos was not so bad. The vinegar in his water bottle was pushin' it. But wrapping his cell phone in a towel and rolling it under the stage was just too much. [Aslanschild]
It's a clear sign of the failing economy when band members must scrounge around beneath the stage for loose change so that they can eat Taco Bell after shows. [JLav]
"Hey! Someone go get some blankets, I'm making a fort!" [tinytim]
Hello-Goodbye won a copy of Pillar's new album, Confessions and their new "Confessions" book (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]