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Crazy Caption Photo No.166: "Remedy Food Drive"

(pictured: David Zach of Remedy Drive)
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"Crab 1: "Is that David Zach with a wooden mallet?" Crab 2: "Yeah." Crab 1: "We're Doomed."" [sam] *winner*

"I really hope you were done reading this newspaper." [Penguinator]

"Let me show you the first instrument that I ever learned to play." [Sarah]

"David Zach guest stars on an all new Deadliest Catch!" [Derek Olsthoorn]

"I shall illustrate on the whiteboard behind me the most efficient way to take over the world with the use of only a handful of crabs...." [JLynn]

"This is how you properly sedate a crab... with a mallet." [Jakodog92]

"Stop! Hammertime!" [Jacob]

"Check out my new drum set. It's Crab-ulous!" [RockinOutTJ]

There was much rejoicing when the DIY Whack-A-Mole Crab Edition™ finally arrived! [DJ Ska]

"The jury has decided, and the verdict is... Crabs are delicious. Case dismissed!" [Donald M]

Sadly, "Cooking with the Bands" did not realize that cooking shows require real cooking tools and backgrounds. [SchwimmerGuy]

All the crabs wanted to do was get the score for the game....then this guy shows up... [GSutis01]

"Hooolllddd ooonnnnn! Your craaab-legs are cooommmmin'" [musicgurl]

They've decided to take their music to the next level. Crabcore! [vince]

These crabs breathed a sigh of relief after surviving the BP oil spill only to face dual wooden hammer deaths! [mandie]

Blue Man Group audition #234 [Jeffrey]

Remedy Food Drive [Mary]

"Here's how to prepare a tasty dinner while simultaneously staying up-to-date on current events! [Deanna]

"Take THAT, Crabb family!" [rickybear]

"Do you serve crabs here?" "Yes. We serve anyone. Please sit down" [dantheman37]

OCD: Obsessive Crab Disorder [Andrew]

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