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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2 (independent)
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - EP [The Fuel]
Consumed By Fire He's Alive - EP [Red Street]
Elevation Español Asi´-Sera [Provident/Sony]
J Payne J Payne Collabos (independent)
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
K3hlab Born Again [Syntax]
King's Hammer The Color of the Soul [Rottweiler]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Honey Ribar No God Beside You - EP (independent)

SINGLES
B.Cooper thoughts. - Single [RMG Amplify]
The Caballerials Legend - Single [Small Step]
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Gaither Bread Upon the Water (Live) [feat. Marshall Hall, Michael Booth, Ernie Haase, Dustin Doyle, Ronnie Booth & Wes Hampton] - Single [Gaither]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
KDNS Unfollow ft. JKO - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas What I Need - Single [Syntax]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Presence Music In Other Words (feat. Mitch McVicker) - Single [Kingdom Impact]
Tommee Profitt x Jon Reddick Just As I Am - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie Heavens Coming Down - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Run to You (Release Me) - Single [Syntax]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]

Next Friday, March 6, 2026
SINGLES
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]


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