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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS
Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
The Band JAREN O Holy Night - EP [Provident / Sony]
Big Daddy Weave It's Time for Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Grace Graber Sophomore Year (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
LO Worship The Drought Is Over (Live from LO Conference) [Integrity]
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Sustain - EP (independent)
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas Live) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Bryan Andrew Wilson, Lola Falana O Holy Night! - Single (independent)
Steven Curtis Chapman 10,000 Reasons/Greater Things - Single [The Fuel]
The Choir Room Better Than This (feat. Dorinda Clark-Cole) - Single [Centricity]
Dise Prevail - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Forrest Frank Go! Go! Go! (feat. Lecrae & KB) - Single [River House]
Garrett & Kate Serban O Come All Ye Faithful / All Hail King Jesus - Single [Bethel]
Ellie Holcomb Waterfalling - Single [Capitol CMG]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
Presence Music The Darkness Didn't Know - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Allan Scott Loser - Single [DREAM]
SEU Worship SEU Worship releases “Wild Rushing Wind (Viento Recio) - Single [Provident]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]
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