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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry Sojourner (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? [Cosmic Outpost Records]
JJ Hairston Anthems & Prayers (Live) [James Town Music]
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Melanie Penn Immanuel - The Acoustic Sessions (Deluxe) (independent)
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
Sidewalk Prophets Great Big Family Christmas (Live) [Curb]
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]
Devin Williams Conquer the World (Live) (independent)

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Mark Bishop Unpack That Suitcase - Single [Sonlite]
Blanca Joyful, Joyful (We Singin' Out) - Single [Curb]
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Colle Worthy Of All Of It - Single [Bethel]
Matt Cooper Wonder - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
ELEVATION LIVING ROOM BULLS & GOATS - Single [Elevation]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Lakelin Lemmings I Ain't For Everybody (Piano) - Single [QHMG / Quartz Hill Records]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Skema Boy Worthy - Single [Provident]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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