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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Tuesday, June 3, 2025
SINGLES
Sixpence None The Richer The Needle and the Damage Done - Single [Flatiron]

This Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS
CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent)
Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident]
Hopeful. The Wild One - EP (independent)
Christy Nockels King Who Never Sleeps; Anthems for Rest [The Fuel]
Pastor Mike Jr. God Showing Out - EP [Rock City]
Isaiah J. Thompson The Book of Isaiah: Modern Jazz Ministry [Mack Avenue]
Chris Whittington Bright Portal 2025 Remastered Version - EP (independent)

SINGLES
7eventh Time Down My Will - Single [BEC]
Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Capitol]
Bill B. & Cyrus Sonata Kevlar - Single [Syntax]
bodie whisper and the wind (b+CL version) - Single [Provident]
Burial Extraction The Overseer - Single [Charon Collective]
Elan Brio I'm Satisfied (ft. Henry Israel) - Single (independent)
Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD (ft. Parris Chariz and Jon Keith) - Single [RCAI]
Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Kirk Franklin Do It Again - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM]
Ic3rd & EJ Swavv Woke Up (ft. CJ Emulous & George.Rose) - Single [Syntax]
King David tha Vessel Consistant - Single (independent)
The Kingsmen Wish You Were Here - Single [Horizon]
Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA - Single [Provident]
Myles Maestro Flood (ft. Ace Savage & Shruumi) - Single [Syntax]
Mell Omii Wave - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Mr. Pilot - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Time For Revival - Single [BEC]
Sleeping At Last The Piano (Original Score) - Single - Single (independent)
Roy Tosh Everything's Gonna Be Alright (feat. PEABOD) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Solachi Voz All I Need - Single [Syntax]
Emilie Weiss Genesis (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]
Ayiesha Woods I Have Hope - Single [Backsider]
Megan Woods I Believe You - Single [FairTrade]

VINYL
Ironwrath Master Storyteller Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, June 13, 2025
ALBUMS
Coqui Death to Your Ego [DREAM]
King's Hammer To Speak In Tongues - EP [Rottweiler]
Brandon Lake King Of Hearts [Provident]
Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM]
War of Ages Eternal (15th Anniversary Edition) [Facedown]

SINGLES
CalledOut Music Worthy of It All - Single [Integrity]
Equippers Worship Garment of Praise - Single [DREAM]
Mainstream Worship Near - Single [DREAM Worship]
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