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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]
Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]
DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]
Every Nation Music Revive [NWN]
Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)
Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)
JERUB The Wonder Years [Elevate]
JSP No More (independent)
New Wine Worship Praise King Jesus (Live from New Wine Festival) (independent)
(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Santa's Gotta Go - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC]
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - Single [Circle Back]
Cutright Gram Cracker - Single [Syntax]
FrenchyRiff Steps - Single [La Resistance]
Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun]
Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)
K3hlab Lord You Are - Single [Syntax]
Kelo The Break-Up - Single [Syntax]
Ben Lawrence Moving (feat. Pyramid Park) - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)
Limoblaze Esé - Single [Reach]
Myles Maestro falling 4 u - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Yeen ain't wit it - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Boyfriend - Single [Syntax]
Presence Music Band Who Knew (Gift Wrapped) [feat. Blake Whiteley] - Single (independent)
Prodi Da Prodigal Modus Operandi - Single [Syntax]
Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)
Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)
Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]

This Saturday, November 8, 2025
SINGLES
Seth Davey I Can't Sing it Loud Enough - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]
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