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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

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ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
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bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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