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Crazy Caption Photo No.167: "Star Power"

(pictured: Heath McNease)
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"No, really... What DO you do for a living?" [Leela]

"Wow, you guys are alot shorter in real life!" [Linkavitch]

"Hey, uh, my big sister wants me to ask you if you'd marry her..." [VAN]

"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to meet our dates in an online chatroom." [Saul Lang]

The guys tried to drum up some interest in their band, but all the girls wanted to talk about was Justin Bieber. [SMC]

"I wish we had better stalkers..." [Love]

"Wait, Girl Scout cookies?!?! I thought you wanted our autographs!" [Audrey]

The band thought it would be a good idea to get to know their fans by setting up a "Meet the Band" in the studio parking lot. What they didn't expect was that their fan base consisted entirely of twelve year old girls. [Emily]

"You REALLY don't know who we are?! *sigh*" [hayleychristine]

"Your daddy plays better guitar than us? Bummer!" [E-piphone]

"Can I have a autograph one for my father, one for my mother, one for my sister..." (5 minutes later) "...and one for my friend in Canada, and my one for my friend in Spain, and one for my cousin in South Africa, please." [Wawila]

"You kids are cute but your singing skills are...well......umm... nevermind. That was a great song." [Shannon]

Girl: "What has ten legs, three eyes, a stinger, and pinchers?" Heath: "Uh...I don't know." Girl: "Well, neither do I, but it's crawling up your back right now." [sammykat]

The boys couldn't hide their pained expressions as another group of girls tried to tell them why werewolves are better than vampires. [Jenn-O]

After the first hour the guys began to regret asking the girls what the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana was. [JLav]

In hindsight, they realized that holding auditions for a new female vocalist right next door to the elementary school was probably a bad idea. [Jeremy] *winner*

"Oh, here we go again. More summer Christmas carolers." [Meg]

"Oh man...I can't believe how young they're recruiting for JFH..." [mikarose13]

This Weeks Winner
Jeremy won a pre-release copy of Chris August's debut album, No Far Away (out August 24) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Thursday, July 29, 2021
Panther City Riots Say It Like You Mean It - Single (independent)


This Friday, July 30, 2021
Jeremy Camp One Desire - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Color No Greater Love - Single [DREAM]
Futures Good Things - Single [DREAM]
Hillsong Young & Free Out Here On A Friday Where It Began - EP [Capitol CMG]
The Isaacs We Can Work It Out - Single [House of Isaacs]
Coby James Mixtape Side B EP [Centricity]
Jonah 33 Bullet From A Gun - Single [Boleyn]
Vince Lichlyter Things I Need To Say - Single [Boleyn]
Lifehouse Dragonflies - Single [Allswell]
The Lore Family Run to the Throne - Single [Horizon]
Make Sure Japanese Bonus Track - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Mark Hubbard & The Voices Now Cry Holy - Single [Hez House/RCA/Sony]
Meadows The Call - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Into the Mystery [Centricity/Elektra]
Passion & Evan Craft No Hay Imposibles Para Dios (feat. Kristian Stanfill) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dottie Rambo Itís The Soul of Me (1968 Digital Reissue) [Provident/Sony]
Reba Rambo Reba Rambo (Digital Reissue) [eOne]
REVERE Yet Not I But Through Christ In Me (Live) - Single (feat. Citizens & Mission House) [Integrity]
Sidewalk Prophets I Believe It Now (Alternate Versions) [Curb/Word]
SongLab Simplicity (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Soul Survivor Great is He - Single [Integrity]
Together Now Redeemed (feat. Branan Murphy, Mia Lazar & Michael Georges Jr.) - Single [DREAM]


Next Friday, August 6, 2021
Lauren Daigle Tremble - Single [Centricity]
for KING & COUNTRY Relate - Single [Curb/Word]
Honor & Glory Battle Belongs - Single [BEC]
Tamela Mann Overcomer [Tillymann Music]
Mirours Dazzle - EP [Tooth & Nail]
Sanctus Real Rebel - Single [Fair Trade]
Anne Wilson My Jesus (Live from Nashville) EP [Capitol CMG]

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