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Crazy Caption Photo No.167: "Star Power"

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"No, really... What DO you do for a living?" [Leela]

"Wow, you guys are alot shorter in real life!" [Linkavitch]

"Hey, uh, my big sister wants me to ask you if you'd marry her..." [VAN]

"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to meet our dates in an online chatroom." [Saul Lang]

The guys tried to drum up some interest in their band, but all the girls wanted to talk about was Justin Bieber. [SMC]

"I wish we had better stalkers..." [Love]

"Wait, Girl Scout cookies?!?! I thought you wanted our autographs!" [Audrey]

The band thought it would be a good idea to get to know their fans by setting up a "Meet the Band" in the studio parking lot. What they didn't expect was that their fan base consisted entirely of twelve year old girls. [Emily]

"You REALLY don't know who we are?! *sigh*" [hayleychristine]

"Your daddy plays better guitar than us? Bummer!" [E-piphone]

"Can I have a autograph one for my father, one for my mother, one for my sister..." (5 minutes later) "...and one for my friend in Canada, and my one for my friend in Spain, and one for my cousin in South Africa, please." [Wawila]

"You kids are cute but your singing skills are...well......umm... nevermind. That was a great song." [Shannon]

Girl: "What has ten legs, three eyes, a stinger, and pinchers?" Heath: "Uh...I don't know." Girl: "Well, neither do I, but it's crawling up your back right now." [sammykat]

The boys couldn't hide their pained expressions as another group of girls tried to tell them why werewolves are better than vampires. [Jenn-O]

After the first hour the guys began to regret asking the girls what the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana was. [JLav]

In hindsight, they realized that holding auditions for a new female vocalist right next door to the elementary school was probably a bad idea. [Jeremy] *winner*

"Oh, here we go again. More summer Christmas carolers." [Meg]

"Oh man...I can't believe how young they're recruiting for JFH..." [mikarose13]

This Weeks Winner
Jeremy won a pre-release copy of Chris August's debut album, No Far Away (out August 24) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

This Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
eddieM What Does It Feel Like - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Marty Magehee Let It Go - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory THRONE - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Selfish for Dopamine - Single [Syntax]
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
Destiny what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
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