Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!
Get the new FREE JFH MP3 compilation August 13, 2026!

Previous Caption
Lloyd's Crazy Caption
This week's photo


Crazy Caption Photo No.167: "Star Power"

(pictured: Heath McNease)
Next Caption


"No, really... What DO you do for a living?" [Leela]

"Wow, you guys are alot shorter in real life!" [Linkavitch]

"Hey, uh, my big sister wants me to ask you if you'd marry her..." [VAN]

"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to meet our dates in an online chatroom." [Saul Lang]

The guys tried to drum up some interest in their band, but all the girls wanted to talk about was Justin Bieber. [SMC]

"I wish we had better stalkers..." [Love]

"Wait, Girl Scout cookies?!?! I thought you wanted our autographs!" [Audrey]

The band thought it would be a good idea to get to know their fans by setting up a "Meet the Band" in the studio parking lot. What they didn't expect was that their fan base consisted entirely of twelve year old girls. [Emily]

"You REALLY don't know who we are?! *sigh*" [hayleychristine]

"Your daddy plays better guitar than us? Bummer!" [E-piphone]

"Can I have a autograph one for my father, one for my mother, one for my sister..." (5 minutes later) "...and one for my friend in Canada, and my one for my friend in Spain, and one for my cousin in South Africa, please." [Wawila]

"You kids are cute but your singing skills are...well......umm... nevermind. That was a great song." [Shannon]

Girl: "What has ten legs, three eyes, a stinger, and pinchers?" Heath: "Uh...I don't know." Girl: "Well, neither do I, but it's crawling up your back right now." [sammykat]

The boys couldn't hide their pained expressions as another group of girls tried to tell them why werewolves are better than vampires. [Jenn-O]

After the first hour the guys began to regret asking the girls what the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana was. [JLav]

In hindsight, they realized that holding auditions for a new female vocalist right next door to the elementary school was probably a bad idea. [Jeremy] *winner*

"Oh, here we go again. More summer Christmas carolers." [Meg]

"Oh man...I can't believe how young they're recruiting for JFH..." [mikarose13]

This Weeks Winner
Jeremy won a pre-release copy of Chris August's debut album, No Far Away (out August 24) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

  go back or go to the Caption archive

 

Music News Headlines


.John Chisum Releases New Book "God Gave Me a Song, Now What?" Aimed at Inspiring Songwriters
  Thu, 12 Nov 2026 15:02:51 EST
.Country Singer-Songwriter Matt Gorman Signs with by Design Music
  Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:06:10 EST
.Jason Gray Releases "Words and Music: Devotional Essays and Stories from a Life in Songs"
  Wed, 11 Nov 2026 13:11:34 EST
.Elan Brio Shines on New Single Featuring George Jones III
  Wed, 11 Nov 2026 13:03:02 EST
.Ken Korey Announces New Christmas Single "Just Bring Us You"
  Tue, 10 Nov 2026 13:06:12 EST
.Gabrielle Lovelace Discovers the "Secret of Christmas" November 20
  Tue, 10 Nov 2026 12:59:15 EST
.Kutless Embarks On Bold Independent Era With "God I Don't Know" Feat. Calsum
  Mon, 09 Nov 2026 13:57:22 EST

.Click here for All News Headlines | RSS Icon RSS

                 
Check out JFH's Lloyd in his first-ever childrens book!

Search JFH


Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
For all release dates, click here!
 

New Music Reviews