"No, really... What DO you do for a living?" [Leela]
"Wow, you guys are alot shorter in real life!" [Linkavitch]
"Hey, uh, my big sister wants me to ask you if you'd marry her..." [VAN]
"Maybe it wasn't the best idea to meet our dates in an online chatroom." [Saul Lang]
The guys tried to drum up some interest in their band, but all the girls wanted to talk about was Justin Bieber. [SMC]
"I wish we had better stalkers..." [Love]
"Wait, Girl Scout cookies?!?! I thought you wanted our autographs!" [Audrey]
The band thought it would be a good idea to get to know their fans by setting up a "Meet the Band" in the studio parking lot. What they didn't expect was that their fan base consisted entirely of twelve year old girls. [Emily]
"You REALLY don't know who we are?! *sigh*" [hayleychristine]
"Your daddy plays better guitar than us? Bummer!" [E-piphone]
"Can I have a autograph one for my father, one for my mother, one for my sister..." (5 minutes later) "...and one for my friend in Canada, and my one for my friend in Spain, and one for my cousin in South Africa, please." [Wawila]
"You kids are cute but your singing skills are...well......umm... nevermind. That was a great song." [Shannon]
Girl: "What has ten legs, three eyes, a stinger, and pinchers?" Heath: "Uh...I don't know." Girl: "Well, neither do I, but it's crawling up your back right now." [sammykat]
The boys couldn't hide their pained expressions as another group of girls tried to tell them why werewolves are better than vampires. [Jenn-O]
After the first hour the guys began to regret asking the girls what the difference between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana was. [JLav]
In hindsight, they realized that holding auditions for a new female vocalist right next door to the elementary school was probably a bad idea. [Jeremy]
"Oh, here we go again. More summer Christmas carolers." [Meg]
"Oh man...I can't believe how young they're recruiting for JFH..." [mikarose13]
Jeremy won a pre-release copy of Chris August's debut album, No Far Away (out August 24) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, August 22, 2025
ALBUMS Lecrae Reconstruction [Reach] Lizzie Morgan Not My Will [Provident] Josiah Queen MT. ZION [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Dust and Grace Hallelujah - Single [MTS] Good Weather Forecast Today (feat. Elijah Thomas) - Single [DREAM] Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM] Mainstream Worship Invitation - Single [DREAM Worship] V1 Worship Been So Faithful - Single [DREAM Worship]
Next Friday, August 29, 2025
ALBUMS Jenn Chenoweth Out To Get Me - EP (independent) Paul and Hannah McClure After Your Heart (Live) [Bethel]
SINGLES Ashes Awaken A Better Way - Single [MTS] Zane Walls Dry Bones - Single [DREAM]