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Crazy Caption Photo No.170: "Cameralin"

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"What is this shiny black stuff? Where is the LCD screen?!" [davykins]

"Beam us up, Scotty." [BurningBlaze] *winner*

"Dude, I'm a musician. Technology and I don't see eye to eye" [Bachi234]

"Woah woah woah! I read Goosebumps as a kid, you are NOT taking my picture!" [jk84panhead]

"Duuude... so you push that button.. and it makes everything gray? Sweeet." [Nat]

"And now, where does the SIM card go?" [TradeMark]

"Dude, we're on a wilderness excursion in the heart of Africa, surrounded by tons of exotic animals, and you choose NOW to remember that you don't have any batteries in your camera?!" [Amanda1991]

Taking pictures can be a colorful experience. Fixing the camera, though? Well, let's just say things are pretty much black and white. [NinaM]

Apparently it takes more than one rock star to change a camera's SD card. [Morgan Bradham]

"Dude, is that FILM??!" [JRsee]

"WHOA, dude, why do you have Lady Gaga on your iPod?!" [Valerie]

"This is why I love digital camera's - They allow you to reminisce instantly" [JC Hernandez]

"Dude, admit it. Your GPS is dead, and we're lost." [Lydia]

"Zoom in a little bit more.....more..... AAH HA! I told you that was Stephen at the Justin Bieber Concert!" [sonicdave13]

"I tooold you its fragile. Like my heart, which you just broke along with my camera!" [Mel]

"Dude... Seriously... Stop taking pictures of yourself." [RockinOutTJ]

Cameralin [William Simms]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Jesus Be The Name Exclusive *iTunes only [Provident/Sony]
Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
Anthem Edition In Christ Alone - Single [Sonlite]
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Bridge Music, Reggie Dartey & Eben MR. JESUS - Single [Minstrel/Capitol CMG]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
j. dreaming Blessed - Single [MTM]
Marcus Hummon Bless the Broken Road (feat. Levi Hummon) - Single (independent)
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Lake & Lainey Wilson The Jesus I Know Now - Single [Provident/Sony]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
Jamison Strain Savior You Are - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]
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