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Crazy Caption Photo No.171: "House Guest"

(pictured: Some fan at a show dressed like Carman; Photo by Jason Gray)
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Since leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler's new gigs have been REALLY weird... [radicalmenace]

After being out of the public spotlight for several years, Carman goes viral to get his name out there again. ["Maniac" Matt]

As it turns out, all the lovely losers aren't so lovely after all. [sammykat] *winner*

"Whew! Next Halloween, I'm going as Ron Washington--this is the last year I go as myself." [NinaM]

The lady on the left seriously wanted to crack this case like a Scooby-Doo mystery. [JoshJPC]

"No really, I AM Carman! The one on stage is the imposter!" [God'sGuitarGirl]

"Who's in the houuuse? CAR-MAN!" [foxrock66]

"Does this jacket make my head look big?" [newsboyphreek]

Where in the world is Carman Licciardello? [onlysteve]

Carman's mask is to scale, to match his ego. [JonDubya]

"Dude, your big head is blocking my view!" [tera]

Where in the world is Carman? San Diego? [st3ve]

"Does anyone else think the plastic surgery I got makes me head look, well... plastic? Maybe taped on?" [Shannon]

Addicted to Carman [Lisa49]

Mission 30" by 16" [Armcan]

"Yeah that's the guy.. I couldn't see half of the game because of him!" [Tal]

"Who has two thumbs and is stuck in the 90s... this guy." [Super Sassquatch]

"So this looks better? Yes? No? I should have went with the Tobymac one, huh?" [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

After so many years in the CCM business it's hard not to get a big head. [Nabertson]

"So I was in line at FYE about to pay for that Justin Bieber cut out, and then I found THIS." [Baughy]

"Who's got two thumbs and a whole bunch of best selling albums? This guy." [Chris]

"AAYYYYY"" [Paigey]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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