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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, January 30, 2025
SINGLES
Limoblaze Come & See - Single [Reach]

This Friday, January 31, 2025
ALBUMS
99 APEX Inner Exodus [Syntax]
The Choir Translucent (Digital/Streaming Debut) [Galaxy 21]
Dreamers World of Wonder [DREAM]

SINGLES
Blanca Are You Ready? - Single [Curb]
The Beautiful Gate Near - Single (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Danza Salsaton (Zambia Remix) [ft. No Vain Glory] - Single [Syntax]
PRXM Running My Race - Single [Syntax]
SNT. VINCENT Give Me Strength (ft. Legin) - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Watson Warning Signs - Single (independent)
Aaron Williams Resurrection Hope - Single [Integrity]

Next Friday, February 7, 2025
ALBUMS
JOHNNYSWIM When The War is Over (independent)
Wilder Woods Curioso [Dualtone]

SINGLES
bodie whisper and the wind (feat. Gracie Binion) - Single [Provident]
Brennley Brown Sanctuary - Single [Provident]
Matt Hammitt No Matter the Cost - Single (independent)
Xander Sallows Highlight - Single [DREAM]
Matt Sassano Not Unreachable - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Somewhere In Her Dreams - Single [Curb]
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