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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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This Friday, July 25, 2025
ALBUMS
Anchor & Braille New Mexico [Equal Vision]
B. Tee Told You [Syntax]
Bride Scarecrow Messiah CD Re-Release [Girder]
Empowered SALT - EP (independent)
Homesick Prodigals Different Good (independent)
KDNS After Eden [Syntax]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (Deluxe Edition) [BEC]
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA [Motown Gospel]
Kevi Morse Kingston We Winning [Syntax]
Pulpit Vomit Hospital Lens [Rottweiler]
Anthony & Tiffany Salerno Dance for Jesus - EP (independent)
Taylor & Co Worship Breakthrough - EP (independent)
Josh Wright LEAD (independent)

SINGLES
abenezer i was lost - Single [Gotee]
Joe L Barnes Good Shepherd (Studio Version) - Single [Provident]
Sho Baraka Still Got Faith (ft. L3xdivine) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion Easy To Please - Single [BEC]
Katty Camargo Shine Upon Me - Single (independent)
The CCC Collective Thankful - Single (independent)
C4 Crotona Mr. Gritty - Single [Syntax]
CXMMXNS Trust and Obey (feat. CAIN) - Single [Provident]
EJ Swavv & Nickwit2Ks Growth - Single [Syntax]
Forrest Frank GOD'S GOT MY BACK - Single [River House / 10K]
Andrew Gonoude Closer To You - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Oh Lord My God (Live) - Single [Bethel]
J.Solo All I Have (ft. Kaboose & MotionPlus) - Single [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope + Kings Kaleidoscope Hymns Amazing Grace - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton Life In Me - Single [BEC]
Lecrae Bless You (feat. Torey D'Shaun) - Single [Reach]
TobyMac God Did It (feat. Jamie MacDonald) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Matt Maher Wait (Radio Version) - Single [Provident]
Hunter Plake Down to Earth - Single [BEC]
QEW JOYXFIX (ft. Stevie Rizo) - Single [Syntax]
Naomi Raine God Will Work It Out - Single [Tribl]
Rave Jesus Runnin' - Single [Provident]
Saints in Exile Bad Vibes - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows infinite - Single [DREAM]
Silent Reflection Left Me for Dead - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith Your Love Is A Flood - Single [The Fuel]
John Stratton The Body and the Blood - Single [Pure Mosaic Services]
Regina Vandereijk You're the Light - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM]
Zach Williams Killed A Man - Single [Provident]
Zauntee Jesus Down In Florida - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Bride Scarecrow Messiah Vinyl [Girder]

DVD
Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal DVD [Gaither]

This Saturday, July 26, 2025
SINGLES
Anthony & Tiffany Salerno What Would You Do? - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 1, 2025
ALBUMS
Crash Rickshaw Big Sir - EP [Velvet Blue]
McKamey Legacy Holding to Truth [Horizon]
Ordained Thunder Roar [Girder]
V1 Worship Archives [DREAM Worship]

SINGLES
Dan Bremnes Human - Single [Curb]
Lauren Daigle Let It Be A Hallelujah - Single [Centricity]
Sleeping At Last Believe - Single (independent)

VINYL
Disciple Attack! (Limited Run Vinyl) Vinyl [Girder]
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