Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]
Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]
"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]
"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]
"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]
Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]
"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]
The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]
"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]
"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]
"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]
"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]
Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]
"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]
Dean Haseltine [Joe]
"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]
"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]
"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]
"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]
Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent) Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG] Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]
SINGLES Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident] F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax] Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident] LEON Undefeated - Single [El Rescate Music] No Vain Glory UNLEADED - Single [Syntax] Park 7 The Hope Is On The Way - Single (independent) Rave Jesus & Gracie Binion Need Your Love - Single [Provident] REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax] Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax] Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG] Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom] Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok] SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax] Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant] Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax] Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent) Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]
Next Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)