Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]
Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]
"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]
"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]
"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]
Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]
"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]
The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]
"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]
"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]
"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]
"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]
Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]
"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]
Dean Haseltine [Joe]
"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]
"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]
"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]
"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]
Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, July 25, 2025
ALBUMS Anchor & Braille New Mexico [Equal Vision] B. Tee Told You [Syntax] Bride Scarecrow Messiah CD Re-Release [Girder] Empowered SALT - EP (independent) Homesick Prodigals Different Good (independent) KDNS After Eden [Syntax] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (Deluxe Edition) [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA [Motown Gospel] Kevi Morse Kingston We Winning [Syntax] Pulpit Vomit Hospital Lens [Rottweiler] Anthony & Tiffany Salerno Dance for Jesus - EP (independent) Taylor & Co Worship Breakthrough - EP (independent) Josh Wright LEAD (independent)
SINGLES abenezer i was lost - Single [Gotee] Joe L Barnes Good Shepherd (Studio Version) - Single [Provident] Sho Baraka Still Got Faith (ft. L3xdivine) - Single [Syntax] Gracie Binion Easy To Please - Single [BEC] Katty Camargo Shine Upon Me - Single (independent) The CCC Collective Thankful - Single (independent) C4 Crotona Mr. Gritty - Single [Syntax] CXMMXNS Trust and Obey (feat. CAIN) - Single [Provident] EJ Swavv & Nickwit2Ks Growth - Single [Syntax] Forrest Frank GOD'S GOT MY BACK - Single [River House / 10K] Andrew Gonoude Closer To You - Single (independent) Noah Paul Harrison Oh Lord My God (Live) - Single [Bethel] J.Solo All I Have (ft. Kaboose & MotionPlus) - Single [Syntax] Kings Kaleidoscope + Kings Kaleidoscope Hymns Amazing Grace - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton Life In Me - Single [BEC] Lecrae Bless You (feat. Torey D'Shaun) - Single [Reach] TobyMac God Did It (feat. Jamie MacDonald) - Single [Capitol CMG] Matt Maher Wait (Radio Version) - Single [Provident] Hunter Plake Down to Earth - Single [BEC] QEW JOYXFIX (ft. Stevie Rizo) - Single [Syntax] Naomi Raine God Will Work It Out - Single [Tribl] Rave Jesus Runnin' - Single [Provident] Saints in Exile Bad Vibes - Single [Syntax] Xander Sallows infinite - Single [DREAM] Silent Reflection Left Me for Dead - Single [Syntax] Michael W. Smith Your Love Is A Flood - Single [The Fuel] John Stratton The Body and the Blood - Single [Pure Mosaic Services] Regina Vandereijk You're the Light - Single (independent) Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM] Zach Williams Killed A Man - Single [Provident] Zauntee Jesus Down In Florida - Single [BEC]
VINYL Bride Scarecrow Messiah Vinyl [Girder]
DVD Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal DVD [Gaither]
This Saturday, July 26, 2025
SINGLES Anthony & Tiffany Salerno What Would You Do? - Single (independent)
Next Friday, August 1, 2025
ALBUMS Crash Rickshaw Big Sir - EP [Velvet Blue] McKamey Legacy Holding to Truth [Horizon] Ordained Thunder Roar [Girder] V1 Worship Archives [DREAM Worship]
SINGLES Dan Bremnes Human - Single [Curb] Lauren Daigle Let It Be A Hallelujah - Single [Centricity] Sleeping At Last Believe - Single (independent)
VINYL Disciple Attack! (Limited Run Vinyl) Vinyl [Girder]