Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]
Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]
"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]
"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]
"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]
Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]
"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]
The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]
"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]
"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]
"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]
"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]
Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]
"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]
Dean Haseltine [Joe]
"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]
"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]
"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]
"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]
Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, June 23, 2022
SINGLES NEEDTOBREATHE Talk of the Town - Single (independent)
This Friday, June 24, 2022
ALBUMS Dave Barnes Remembering: Vol. 2 - EP (independent) Sandra McCracken Send Out Your Light [Integrity] Katy Nichole Katy Nichole - EP [Centricity] Passion Burn Bright: More Songs Live From Passion - EP [Capitol CMG] The Red Collective Together We Rise (feat. Jetty Rae & Mitch Dane) - EP [Audiosocket] Ian Yates Between The Joy And The Sorrow: Part 1 [7Core Music]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship May It Be Jesus (feat. Zion Rempel) - Single [DREAM] Canyon Hills Worship On and On (Radio Version) - Single [DREAM] Amy Grant Turn This World Around (2022 Version) - Single [Sparrow/AG] Jonas Myrin Mountains - Single [Capitol CMG] Tedashii Respect My Team (feat. Lecrae, Trip Lee) - Single [Reach] Urban Life Worship Schaffe Raum - Single [Integrity] The Wisecarvers When I Run To You - Single [Horizon] Ayiesha Woods God Forever - Single (independent)
Next Friday, July 1, 2022
SINGLES Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Remain (feat. Elyssa Smith) - Single [DREAM]