Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]
Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]
"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]
"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]
"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]
Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]
"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]
The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]
"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]
"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]
"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]
"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]
Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]
"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]
Dean Haseltine [Joe]
"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]
"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]
"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]
"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]
Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]