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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
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PTtheGospelSpitter Save Your Soul (ft. PreacherMan) - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 10, 2025
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Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
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Trip Lee Lay Down (Remix Pack) - EP [Reach]

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Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin (feat. Ben Fuller, Megan Woods) - Single [Curb]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Pain Pt. 2 (ft. Dillon Chase) - Single [Syntax]
Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
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Night Beds Lover's Ledge (Who Have I But You) - Single [Arkansas Blues]
Claire Leslie 24/7 - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jamie MacDonald Desperate - Single [Capitol CMG]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
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Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
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Jeremy Rosado Glory to God - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TAYA Worship! - Single [Capitol CMG]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
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Ryan Ellis Real Love [Provident]
Jason Lovins Band Pilgrim Road [New Day]
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Dan Bremnes Started With You - Single [Curb]
Chad Cory America (feat. Priscilla Shirer) - Single [DREAM]
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