Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 169

Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)

"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu]

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent)

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder]

Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG]

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Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]

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Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident]

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Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax]

Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG]

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Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok]

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Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]

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Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 24, 2025
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The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)

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