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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, October 21, 2024
SINGLES
Digital Vampire To Die Elsewhere - Single [Charon Collective]

This Friday, October 25, 2024
ALBUMS
Sam Bowman Legend of Max - EP [DREAM]
The Isaacs Praise & Worship: More Than A Hollow Hallelujah [Gaither]
Josh Lovelace SHELTERS [Stonycroft]
Mac Powell I Love Jesus [Capitol CMG]
Taking the Head of Goliath Futility of the Flesh - EP [Rottweiler]
Tigerwine Toil & Spin [Tooth & Nail]
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 6 [DREAM]
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 7 [DREAM]

SINGLES
Brandon Lake, Phil Wickham Love Of God (Live) - Single [Provident]
Faith Worship Arts, Mainstream Worship Hark (Hear the Angels Sing) feat. Mainstream Worship, John Dreher, Sydney James - Single [DREAM]
Lady Redneck Walk in Faith - Single (independent)
Mainstream Worship Outside Your Love - Single (feat. Yanco) [DREAM]
Jeannie Ortega Devil You CAN'T - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv Fake Love & Fake Love (Live in Studio) - Single [Syntax]
Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship I Will Make Room (feat. Ron Kenoly) - Single [DREAM]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Whatever's In Your Heart - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]
Zane Walls Free - Single [DREAM]

DVD
The Isaacs Praise & Worship: More Than A Hollow Hallelujah DVD [Gaither]

Next Thursday, October 31, 2024
ALBUMS
Neon Horse Habit of Creature - EP [Velvet Blue Music]

Next Friday, November 1, 2024
ALBUMS
AWZY Sinners and Saints - EP [DREAM]
The Kingdom Heirs No Better Time [Sonlite]
Skillet Revolution [Atlantic]
Jim "Soni" Sonefeld Light of Joy - EP [Vere]
John Van Deusen Anthem Sprinter [Tooth & Nail]
Phil Wickham Hallelujah! It's Christmas! [Fair Trade]

SINGLES
Dreamers The Reason - Multi-Single [DREAM]
Michael Monroe Pour It Out - Single [Provident]

VINYL
Skillet Revolution Vinyl [Atlantic]
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