Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, January 22, 2021 Pat Barrett Act Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly - Single [Bowyer & Bow] Blanca Soy - Single [Curb/Word] CAIN Rise Up (Lazarus) [Song Session] - Single [Provident] Cochren & Co. Don't Lose Hope [Gotee] Sean Curran Ways - Single [sixsteps/Sparrow] Everybody Worship & Nick & Becky Drake The Ark - Single [Integrity] Hillsong Worship Fresh Wind - Single [Capitol CMG] Phil Joel Better Than I Found It - EP (independent) JUDAH. You’ve Done The Rest (ft. Jon Guerra) - Single [Capitol/LilhomieCHANCHO] The Kingdom Heirs God Knows How Much Mercy I Need - Single [Sonlite] Branan Murphy This World Is Not My Home - Single [DREAM] River Valley Worship Shadows / Spotlights - Single (Ensemble Version) [DREAM] Chase Tremaine Development & Compromise (independent)
Next Friday, January 29, 2021 Anberlin More To Living Than Being Alive: Lockdown Livestream September 18, 2020 Vinyl (independent) Lincoln Brewster Perfect Love [Integrity] Madison Street Worship God of Salvation (I Still Believe) (Revisted) - Single [Integrity] Remedy Drive Imago Amor (independent) REVERE Come And Tear Down The Walls (Corey Voss & Sarah Kroger) - Single [Integrity] Joel Vaughn Louder than the Lies [DREAM] We Are Messengers Image Of God (feat. Vince Gill) - Single [Curb/Word]