Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, February 14, 2025
ALBUMS HeIsTheArtist Confessions of a Fallen Angel - EP [MTS] Marvin Sapp If I Were an R&B Singer - EP [Elev8] Sidewalk Prophets Looking Up [Curb] Spoken Worth Jesus Is (independent) Denison Witmer Anything At All [Asthmatic Kitty]
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down His Mercy is More - Single [BEC] Alphein Lost In Ya Love - Single [Syntax] Bill B. Get It Right - Single [Syntax] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pray About It (feat. Big Fil) - Single [Marv4MoBeats] Diatheke The Creator - Single [Rottweiler] Drenae & OnBeatMusic Me & You - Single [Syntax] Fine China Fraught With Danger - Single [Velvet Blue] Jericko Only You - Single [Syntax] Olivia Lane Who God Says You Are - Single [BEC] QEW LVL Up - Single [Syntax] SNT. VINCENT Invite Me - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Horsepower - Single [Syntax] Brandon Watson Still Hurts - Single (independent)
Next Friday, February 21, 2025
ALBUMS Gather Worship Hear The World That You So Love Sing Back To You [Integrity] Mat Kearney Mat Kearney (still drowning in nostalgia) [Deluxe] [Middle Kid] Natalie Layne All Joy [Centricity] David Leonard Just Jesus [Provident] Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal [Gaither]
SINGLES Coqui only Idol - Single [DREAM] Melody Noel Closer Than I Know - Single (independent) Phil Wickham The King is in the Room - Single [Fair Trade]