Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, March 17, 2023
ALBUMS Benjamin William Hastings Benjamin William Hastings (And Then Some) [Capitol CMG] Bethel Music Come Up Here [Bethel Music] Consumed By Fire First Things First - EP [Red Street] HLE Take Heart [Motown Gospel] Integrity's Hosanna! Music Songs of Hope [Integrity] Narnia Ghost Town (independent) Buddy Mullins Fearless [StowTown] The Primitive Quartet Stay Their Arms [Crossroads] Shane & Shane Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs (Live) [Worship Initiative] Michael W. Smith Worship Forever (Extended Edition) [MWS] Still Worship Harp Vol. 1 [Integrity] World Gone Cold World Gone Cold - EP [Rockfest]
SINGLES Apollo LTD Redemption Song - Single [Centricity] Caleb & John Hallelujah Feeling - Single [Fair Trade] Cody Carnes Who is This Man - Single [Capitol CMG] InSalvation Hij Leeft - Single [Integrated Music] LaTocha I'm Yours - Single [Capitol CMG] Jackson Michelson Three (feat. Point of Grace) - Single [Curb/Word] Sarah Reeves Wanna Be Here - Single [Curb/Word] Cade Thompson Tears - Single [Red Street] Phil Wickham Sunday is Coming - Single [Fair Trade] Mitch Wong Burial (feat. Hope Darst) - Single [Integrity]
Next Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone]
The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads]
Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG]
Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol]
Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]