Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, February 27, 2025
ALBUMS Various Artists House of David: Season One (Music inspired by the Prime Video Original Series) [Capitol CMG]
This Friday, February 28, 2025
ALBUMS Absolved The Only Constant EP (independent) The Belonging Co Eden (Live) [Capitol CMG] The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir I Will Not Be Moved: Live with the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir [StowTown] Jon Keith & Miles Minnick West Indies EP (independent) Michael Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God: Disc 1 - EP [Provident] Rotzak HEADRUSH [StowTown] Sons Of Sunday I Looked Up/One More Day - EP [Elevation/Provident]
SINGLES Above the Clouds Applause - Single [Polished Arrow] Alabaster Grace I Will Trust In You - Single (independent) Anchor Hymns Oh To Be Like You (feat. Dee Wilson & Paul Baloche) - Single [Integrity] Philip Anthony Basement - Single (independent) Bloodguilt Solid Ground - Single [New Age Records] Bongo Chico When You Walked Away - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Call Your Name - Single [Curb] CHPTRS Somewhere We Belong - Single (independent) Childlike CiCi x Tommy Royale Who is Y'all - Single [Capitol CMG] Citizens So Kind and It’s Freaking Me Out - Single (independent) Seth Davey To My God and Savior - Single (independent) Death Therapy The End Is A New Beginning - Single (independent) Disciple Sound the Alarm - Single [Tooth & Nail] Dubem Gritty - Single [Syntax] Faith Worship Arts Good 2 Me (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship] Forrest Frank NOTHING ELSE (feat.Thomas Rhett) - Single (independent) gio. x Dell Mac fine by me - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings Lord I give you my heard (from the studio) - Single [Capitol CMG] The Heritage The Promise - Single [Capitol CMG] Ic3rd Stay Humble (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax] Phil King Miscarriages - Single (independent) KingsPorch Psalm 23 - Single [BEC] Knaladeus Sufficient Grace (ft. Javy XI & Aciya Iona) - Single [Syntax] Lecrae & Lukas Agustinho Seu Poder - Single [Reach] Life.Church Worship Redemption Has Come - Single (independent) outr.cty Fight Night (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax] PEABOD Head First (from Gabriel and the Guardians) - Single (independent) Procyse, JusJames God Is Enough - Single [Polished Arrow] Tommee Profitt Garden - Single [Capitol CMG] Red Rocks Worship So Much More - Single [Provident] Refiner Return To Dust / Not the End - Single [Rottweiler] ReFormed False Teacher - Single (independent) Jaelee Roberts He's Gone - Single [Mountain Home] Smokey Robinson Be Thankful For What You've Got / Lean On Me - Single [Gaither] Sound Chapel Praise You Still - Single [Provident] Stephen Stanley this far down (feat. Bodie) - Single [Capitol CMG] Verses Psalm 51:7-12 (feat. Free As A Bird & Gretyl Baird) - Single (independent) Windvent Haze - Single (independent) Mitch Wong Marvelous - Single [Integrated Music Rights] The Young Escape Older - Single [BEC]
Next Friday, March 7, 2025
ALBUMS bodie HAPPIER TO BE HERE [Provident] Fine China I Felt Called [Velvet Blue] HolyName Rock Against Traffic: Live in Pomona [Facedown] Tasha Layton Worship Through It - Live [BEC] Plead the Widow's Cause Silver Glass Stare (independent) TobyMac Heaven on My Mind [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Free Worship Omnipresente Dios (feat. Mary Pagan) - Single [BEC] GLADDEN Sunshine Every Day - Single [DREAM] River Valley AGES Fire & Rain - Single [BEC] Stars Go Dim Discover God - Single [Curb] Wolves at the Gate Parasite - Single [Solid State]