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"I'm all the security this jet needs." [Daniel]

Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]

"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]

He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]

After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]

"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]

"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]

Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]

*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]

"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]

"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]

"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince] *winner*

"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]

"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]

"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]

"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]

"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]

"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]

"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]

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