Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
SINGLES Mountains in the Sea TBA - Single [DREAM Worship] Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
VINYL The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]