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"I'm all the security this jet needs." [Daniel]

Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]

"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]

He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]

After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]

"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]

"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]

Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]

*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]

"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]

"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]

"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince] *winner*

"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]

"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]

"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]

"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]

"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]

"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]

"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]

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This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs 2026 Q2 (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
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