Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]