Why pay extra money for all that space in first class when a death-glare can get you the same thing for so much less? [indieannajones]
"Come to the dark side of the airplane... we have window seating." [Toeyoe]
He crossed his fingers and hoped that no one would notice the traffic cone he snuck past the TSA. [taylorwwjd]
After receiving several suspicious glares from the man across from him, Bob seriously considered telling the flight attendant, "He's looking at me!!" [ConverseCity]
"No. You can't have the window seat." [Rikki]
"These seats may look like they're empty, but really the voices in my head are occupying them." [Bethany]
Travelocity's Roaming Gnome on an off day. [newsboyphreek]
*In Darth Sidious' voice* "You will die..." [Celeste]
"I see dead people. Do you still want your seat back?" [ReeFee]
"Hey, are you going to eat those peanuts?" [RockinOutTJ]
"These are not the seats you are looking for..." [Vince]
"Trust me, this is the quickest way to get the ring to Mordor..." [DJ Ska]
"I told you, sometimes the condensation from outside can get in the windows and make the cabin moist! That's why I'm wearing this snazzy jacket. Fashion and function!" [Doogan]
"If that kid kicks my seat one more time..." [Tia]
"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft." [JD]
"You...like your father...are now... MINE." [radicalmenace]
"Who are you looking at? Never seen a dude in a hoodie on a plane before?" [LeftBehindReader&Lover]
"Are you ready to be taken on the flight of a lifetime?" [Wendi]
Vince won a copy of Let Love Win by The Museum (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Tuesday, May 27, 2025
ALBUMS REFVGE R A I N . C H E C K - EP [Syntax]
This Wednesday, May 28, 2025
ALBUMS Meadows For a Good & Faithful Servant [Facedown]
SINGLES goodwill. Another Life - Single [Syntax] Drenae I'm Different - Single [Syntax]
This Thursday, May 29, 2025
SINGLES Anchor & Braille Sweet Jesus Knows - Single [Equal Vision] Datin & C4 Crotona FORWARD MARCH - Single [Syntax]
This Friday, May 30, 2025
ALBUMS Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent) Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC] Lakewood Music Nothing Is Over - EP [Capitol CMG] Lazarus Casket Spiritual Warfare - EP [Charon Collective] Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Jon Reddick No Fear [Gotee] Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue] Tenth Avenue North Learning To Trust [The Fuel] Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]
SINGLES Bethel Music Inhabit (Live) - Single [Bethel] Chris Caro Totally Surrender - Single [Syntax] Franni Cash Koolaid - Single [Capitol CMG] Coqui Death to Your Ego - Single [DREAM] Eauclaire You Me The Kids - Single [NCS] Chris Ekiss WILD! - Single [Provident] Jimmy Fortune Thank God for Mama and Daddy - Single [Gaither] Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Psalm 23 - Single [Syntax] Lizzie Morgan Let The Alabaster Break - Single [Provident] Ryan Ofei Oluwa Ese - Single (independent) Prodi Da Prodigal Save Me ft. Alcott - Single [Syntax] QEW MUK. - Single [Syntax] Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident] Rusty Shipp Espionage - Single (independent) Saints In Exile Becoming the Villain (Instrumental) - Single [Syntax] SEU Dwell - Single [Provident] Shane & Shane Light of the World Medley - Single (independent) Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb] Tds Cam Blind Will Lead The Blind - Single [Syntax] TobyMac Oh My Soul (feat. CeCe Winans) - Single [Capitol CMG] VoxMusic So I'll Praise - Single (independent) Phil Wickham Homesick for Heaven - Single [Fair Trade]
Next Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent) Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident]
SINGLES Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD - Single [Provident] Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM] Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM] Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA [Provident]