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Crazy Caption Photo No.173: "Space Chaps"

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Undergoing constant budget cuts, NASA reveals its new plush space helmets, complete with real imitation headsets, and visibility enhancing glass-free front. [Jakers]

"We're doing a space photoshoot for the new album! It's all good!" [JJ]

Space Chap [Daniel]

The Space Adventure [Chuck]

Steven Curtis Captain [Jeremy]

Steven Curtis Spaceman [Toeyoe]

Cool lights and moving platforms just weren't enough anymore. One band had to go... into space! [LlamaHomefry]

"Beam us up, Scotty" [Maybel]

"Your phone has a camera? Oh..." [James K]

"Guys? Uh, guys? I really don't think that's enough to go into space with..." [BurningBlaze]

They weren't so happy when they were caught sneaking into the space shuttle later that day. [indieannajones]

That's one small step for man, one giant marshmallow for man's head. [ijsnow]

"Uh, Houston, we have a couple problems..." [Throughtheblack]

Take your hands-free headset out of this world with Astro-Call! Its sleek, NASA-certified design will make anyone believe that call from Grandma is really Mission Control. Order now and get the Spacesuit Long-johns absolutely free! [Jenn-O]

"Come in base, I've landed my ship on a planet here in space...." [typicaltuesday]

They finally did make it to NASA... Or at least the gift shop. [mohawkmiss]

*speechless* [newsboyphreek]

"To infinity and beyond!" [hahahaha]

"Heeeelloooooo ladieees....." [danielznelson]

Best. Convention. EVER! [Linkavitch] *winner*

"Attention crew of the Enterprise, this is James Kirk. Mr. Spock has resigned commission and advanced me to acting captain. I know you are all expecting to regroup with the fleet, but I'm ordering a pursuit course of the enemy ship to Earth. I want all departments at battle stations and ready in ten minutes. Either we're going down... or they are. Kirk out." [LShepard313]

Bill And Ted's Extraterrestrial Adventure [Seth Elschlager]

Space never looked so good. [Tom]

Saddle up your...rocket ships? Wait, that's not how it goes! [JakeKaiser]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 8
ALBUMS
The Chilling Alpine Adventure Kairos - EP (independent)

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Past The Gates (feat. Anne Wilson) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
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