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Crazy Caption Photo No.174: "Heath Wave"

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Due to constant bugdet cuts, and higher taxes, the band had to be creative for their next vacation. [\m/(-.-)\m/ MiniMee]

He smiled and appreciated the gesture, but deep down he knew that it was only a skateboard and a bedspread. [taylorwwjd]

Leaving Atlantis [Joshua Clark]

"Give me a ride for just one second, Give me a ride so I can be riding imaginary blue waves, give me a ride so I can cruise again..." [AChap86]

"You should see how I ski" [Nicky J]

"I'm doing it guys... I'm DOING IT!!" [Tishbite] *winner*

"Skates up Dude!" [GOD is GOOD]

"Real surfers never let the cold and snow stop them!" [LlamaHomefry]

Heath Wave [King]

Brandon: "Make the wave as BIG as you can, I'm sending this picture to Mom" [Tal]

These are what they call land legs... [pene]

"No Brandon, bend your knees a little more! Come on, at least TRY to make it look real!" [typicaltuesday]

At least this way nobody got to see that he couldn't swim. [Jennawithab]

"I'm afraid of sharks... Don't judge." [Nate]

One word: RECESSION [D.J.]

"Dude, I think you need a surfboard and water if you want to surf." "But- but this is so much FUN!" [Jake]

"Sorry, Brandon - no surfboard - we blew the budget on the wave" [Indygus]

In Death Valley, this is the closest thing to surfing you can get. [sammykat]

His love for obscure internet sports was surpassed only by his fear of water. [SMC]

"You totally Photoshopped this, right?" [skilletchick]

"Go Brandon, it's your birthday, go Brandon..." [Lara]

"Tarp's up dude!" [DJ Ska]

"Yo Brandon, you do realize you're not actually--" "Shh! He thinks he's surfing, don't ruin the moment!" [cweb118]

"The Yankees are now pulling the tarp off the field... wait, there seems to be a problem!" [aquard]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Olive Shoots Music Longing and Loss (independent)
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill]
1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach]
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Lauren Daigle with Preservation Hall Jazz Band Sleigh Ride & Go Tell It On The Mountain - Double Single [Interscope/Capitol]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank (TBA) - Single [River House]
goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax]
I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax]
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
New Wine Worship For Jesus - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb]
Blessing Offor Broken Me (from The Chosen Album) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
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