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Crazy Caption Photo No.174: "Heath Wave"

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Due to constant bugdet cuts, and higher taxes, the band had to be creative for their next vacation. [\m/(-.-)\m/ MiniMee]

He smiled and appreciated the gesture, but deep down he knew that it was only a skateboard and a bedspread. [taylorwwjd]

Leaving Atlantis [Joshua Clark]

"Give me a ride for just one second, Give me a ride so I can be riding imaginary blue waves, give me a ride so I can cruise again..." [AChap86]

"You should see how I ski" [Nicky J]

"I'm doing it guys... I'm DOING IT!!" [Tishbite] *winner*

"Skates up Dude!" [GOD is GOOD]

"Real surfers never let the cold and snow stop them!" [LlamaHomefry]

Heath Wave [King]

Brandon: "Make the wave as BIG as you can, I'm sending this picture to Mom" [Tal]

These are what they call land legs... [pene]

"No Brandon, bend your knees a little more! Come on, at least TRY to make it look real!" [typicaltuesday]

At least this way nobody got to see that he couldn't swim. [Jennawithab]

"I'm afraid of sharks... Don't judge." [Nate]

One word: RECESSION [D.J.]

"Dude, I think you need a surfboard and water if you want to surf." "But- but this is so much FUN!" [Jake]

"Sorry, Brandon - no surfboard - we blew the budget on the wave" [Indygus]

In Death Valley, this is the closest thing to surfing you can get. [sammykat]

His love for obscure internet sports was surpassed only by his fear of water. [SMC]

"You totally Photoshopped this, right?" [skilletchick]

"Go Brandon, it's your birthday, go Brandon..." [Lara]

"Tarp's up dude!" [DJ Ska]

"Yo Brandon, you do realize you're not actually--" "Shh! He thinks he's surfing, don't ruin the moment!" [cweb118]

"The Yankees are now pulling the tarp off the field... wait, there seems to be a problem!" [aquard]

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