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Crazy Caption Photo No.175: "Factual Family"

(pictured: Jon Foreman and Tim Foreman of Switchfoot)
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"So since we just won the Grammy for best Christian Rock/Rap record, we figured that we must have this hidden rap talent. Aight Jon, let's go lay them beats on Vice Verses. REMIX!!" [jswoods]

Factual Family [Andrew]

Gangstafoot [William Simms]

*Breaking News* Jon and Tim leave Switchfoot to start new hip-hop group! Details to follow... [DavidChowder*Band]

They never quite understood the concept of charades. [indieannajones]

Switchfoot figured learning to sing Justin Bieber's "Baby" couldn't hurt their Grammy chances... [AChap86]

Switchfoot has announced today that Vice Verses will be a rap album, much to the chagrin of fans... and every member of the band but Jon and Tim. [skilletchick]

"I dont think that this trying to be young and hip thing is working..." [played_out_fairytale]

"Yo Gravity!" [say-ruh]

"Meant To Look Gangsta!" [D-Nuttz]

And it was after this dreadful rap performance that they decided to go into the rock market. And the rest is history. [J. Blair]

Goodbye Hurricane. Hello 2011 Hip Hop Grammy. [Tory]

Band T-shirt: $20. Backstage passes: $75. Hearing Switchfoot's version of "Boom, Boom, Pow": Priceless. [fireflightrocksyourfaceoff]

"The wheels on the tour bus go round and round, round and round, round and round..." [sammykat]

"Who knew that creating new gang signs could be so much fun?!" [Indygus]

The Beautiful Breakdown [dale]

"I Dare You To Groove" [XxThatONEdudexX]

It was then that they realized rapping in harmony wasn't a good idea. [Jenn-O]

In their free time, Switchfoot tells their best "yo mama" jokes. [RockinOutTJ] *winner*

24 reasons Jon and Tim should stick with switchfoot... Example one. [emileeC]

"And now it's time for the worst freestyle rapper... EVER!" "um, er, gimme a second. Um, SHOOT! If apples are green and carrots are orange, and then we go and then you go... What? Nothing. What rhymes with orange? Ah, gee, I really am bad!" [Shannon]

Jon: "Why is no one else making their slow motion face?" [Katie]

"Learning To B.Reith" [Lee]

Hoodie: $29.99. TobyMac CD: $10.99. Watching Jon Foreman make lame attempts at being gangsta: Priceless [mikarose13]

"I smell smoke... cause someone just got BURNED!!" [fisher]

Despite their successful rock career with Switchfoot, the Foreman brothers will soon be embarking on a new creative journey as hip-hop duo J-Fizz & Lil Timmy. [luke]

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