Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!
Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!

Previous Caption
Lloyd's Crazy Captions
This week's photo


Crazy Caption Photo No.182: "Bed-Rock"

(pictured: Drew Shirley and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
Next Caption


Here's the story of a man named Brady! [zakk]

"You're looking at the wrong menu, Drew! Dominos doesn't have lobster tail as a topping!" [Aaron]

Jon: "Dude, I think you're looking at it upside-down." Drew: "Jon, you didn't have to call me, I'm right next to you." [Bethany]

Jon: "Will you hurry up and pick out a dessert? My bubble bath's getting cold!" [LucyluLuvsRK]

Just because the bath robes in the hotel are free, it doesn't mean you have to wear them. [AKGarrity]

"Jon, I'm looking at it right here...they've already made a Vegas Flinstones flick..." "Are you kidding me?! This was my best music video idea yet! Now we just look ridiculous..." [DrummerChap86]

The writing sessions for Vice Verses were a long and arduous process that required a lot of Dove chocolates and late night viewings of The Notebook. [RcRicketts]

Robes: $49.95 Book and Phone: $23.95 A photo of Switchfoot in their pajamas: Priceless [RockinOutTJ]

The score is now: Snuggies:2, Manhood:0 [MrJesusGeek] *winner*

"Has it ever occured to you that the environmentalists may throw a fit?" [Shane Tyler]

Jon: "Are you kidding? I thought... I thought this was REAL cheetah. You can't give us imitation animal print! We won a Grammy for crying out loud! Oh, you are so going to hear from my agent." [Flyersgrl]

Bed-Rock [Ruairķ]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you make your best friend read you bedtime stories. Sure it's over the phone. Sure, it's not the same as your parents. But you can't sleep without it [Shannon]

Jon: "He hung up on me? ... He hung up on me!" [Noah]

"No, I'm NOT wearing a leopard print bathrobe. why would you even think that?" [joannamo]

RichFoot [Joseph]

"Wh-What am I wearing? Why do you ask?" [ME]

"Dude.... you killed a tiger?! That is SOOOO much cooler than a cheetah..." [played_out_fairytale]

Neither one wanted to be the first to yell out, "Yabba-dabba-doo!" [Laura Chambers]

Not just the company car, but every luxury a corporate expense account could afford. [Luke]

"The Flintstones called; they want their clothes back." [AEA]

"Pssst.... I think your book is upside down..." [Ambrosia Bunny]

This Weeks Winner
MrJesusGeek won a pre-release copy of A Way To See In The Dark by Jason Gray (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

  go back or go to the Caption archive

 

Music News Headlines


.Gabe Irving Delivers New Single, "pass attACK"
  Mon, 16 Mar 2026 19:30:00 EST
.Eddy Mann's "When I Was Saved" Brings the Message of Easter to Life
  Mon, 16 Mar 2026 18:00:00 EST
.Switchfoot Announce New Album 'Forever Now' During Performance at South By Southwest Festival
  Mon, 16 Mar 2026 14:15:00 EST
.Jenn Johnson To Release Debut Solo Album "Happy" May 22
  Mon, 16 Mar 2026 14:10:00 EST
.NEEDTOBREATHE Announce The Long Surrender Tour with Drew and Ellie Holcomb
  Fri, 13 Mar 2026 17:58:00 EST
.Terrian Releases New Version of "Testimony," Featuring the Legendary CeCe Winans
  Fri, 13 Mar 2026 17:37:00 EST
.Warren Peay Returns to His Roots with New Single, Out Today
  Fri, 13 Mar 2026 17:18:00 EST

.Click here All News Headlines | RSS Icon RSS

                 
Get a FREE month of VidAngel on us when you sign up!

Search JFH


Music Out This Week


This Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Repent and Believe - EP [Syntax]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Free Indeed - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Never - Single [Syntax]
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
goodwill. World So Cold (ft. Xay Hill) - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]
Jus'Rzd Hol'On - Single [Syntax]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson VULNERABLE - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas By Your Side - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Outside - Single [Syntax]
tonyxtrotter WE GOT EACHOTHER - Single [Syntax]
tylerhateslife lose your kryptonite (remix) - Single [Syntax]
MAYIA WARREN Jesus Loves Me - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]

Next Thursday, March 26, 2026
ALBUMS
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]

Next Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
For all release dates, click here!
 

New Music Reviews

Purchase Original Art Prints, Drawings, Stickers, Bookmarks and more from JFH's own John DiBiase!

New Indie Reviews

New Movie Reviews

Need proofreading and editing help? We've got you covered! Click here to learn more
Check out depositphotos for royalty free images