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Crazy Caption Photo No.181: "Theatrical Thiessen"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" [Evan]

"It appears that the invisible ball in my right hand weighs slightly more than the invisible glass of milk in my left." [timbartja]

"You see...God loves you kind of like THIS much. Only more." [Sean Huncherick]

"Matt, we're about to go on, you ready?" / "Shh... I'm trying to air bend." [RawkinRole]

Yoga and skinny jeans don't mix. "Guys, really! I'm streching my legs as far as I can!" [Mary]

No one knew Matt Thiessen was also a ballet dancer on the side, that is until he started practicing on tour. [Bethany]

"Dude, why can't you just say 'cheese' like the rest of us?" [Gus "T.T" Showbiz]

Accused of being a sissy, Matt proudly displays the symbol of his manhood: sweat. [Marisa Rios]

Hippie Tai Chi [Colin]

Matt Thiessen in "The Mattcracker" [Gage]

...And then the piano fell. [Zerothemaster]

"Crayons can melt on me for all I care!" [Daniel E]

"...THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" [throughtheblack]

"The outdoor ballet pose, in my summer clothes, there's nothing better. Oh, oh, oh." [Amanda Fern Johnston]

Failed Dancing With The Stars Audition tape #27 [DJ Ska]

"This pose is called the Triumphant Pterydactyl. From here, we gently transition to the next pose, the Downward Dog." [Swagmeister]

After 17 cartwheels, 6 backflips, 14 somersaults and 52 jumping jacks the camera-man realized he forgot to switch to "movie mode." [Tal] *winner*

Guys in the background: "Get some shoes, man!" [Danny]

"I'm so hot. No really! I'm sweating!" [Soikles]

*Theme from Titanic* [Klutzman]

"Who wouldn't want to take THIS to the Sadie Hawkin's Dance?" [Shawn Bourque]

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This Tuesday, September 9, 2025
DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent)
Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent)
John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]

This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent)
Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG]
Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM]
Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG]
Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax]
Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent)
twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen]
tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]

SINGLES
BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb]
Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent)
I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax]
Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax]
Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax]
Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax]
The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent)
VOTA Magical - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
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