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Crazy Caption Photo No.181: "Theatrical Thiessen"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" [Evan]

"It appears that the invisible ball in my right hand weighs slightly more than the invisible glass of milk in my left." [timbartja]

"You see...God loves you kind of like THIS much. Only more." [Sean Huncherick]

"Matt, we're about to go on, you ready?" / "Shh... I'm trying to air bend." [RawkinRole]

Yoga and skinny jeans don't mix. "Guys, really! I'm streching my legs as far as I can!" [Mary]

No one knew Matt Thiessen was also a ballet dancer on the side, that is until he started practicing on tour. [Bethany]

"Dude, why can't you just say 'cheese' like the rest of us?" [Gus "T.T" Showbiz]

Accused of being a sissy, Matt proudly displays the symbol of his manhood: sweat. [Marisa Rios]

Hippie Tai Chi [Colin]

Matt Thiessen in "The Mattcracker" [Gage]

...And then the piano fell. [Zerothemaster]

"Crayons can melt on me for all I care!" [Daniel E]

"...THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" [throughtheblack]

"The outdoor ballet pose, in my summer clothes, there's nothing better. Oh, oh, oh." [Amanda Fern Johnston]

Failed Dancing With The Stars Audition tape #27 [DJ Ska]

"This pose is called the Triumphant Pterydactyl. From here, we gently transition to the next pose, the Downward Dog." [Swagmeister]

After 17 cartwheels, 6 backflips, 14 somersaults and 52 jumping jacks the camera-man realized he forgot to switch to "movie mode." [Tal] *winner*

Guys in the background: "Get some shoes, man!" [Danny]

"I'm so hot. No really! I'm sweating!" [Soikles]

*Theme from Titanic* [Klutzman]

"Who wouldn't want to take THIS to the Sadie Hawkin's Dance?" [Shawn Bourque]

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This Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Heath McNease Notes, Volume 1 - EP (independent)


This Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Anthony Sallee and Phil Keaggy Blackbird - Single (independent)


This Friday, October 30, 2020
for KING & COUNTRY A Drummer Boy Christmas [Curb/Word]
Caitie Hurst At All Times - EP [Centricity]
JAG The Longest Road (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG The Only World In Town (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG Fire In the Temple (Remastered) [Girder]
Kings Kaleidoscope Power Perfect EP [Rainbow Records]
Resistance Resistance EP [Integrity]
Social Club Misfits Feared By Hell [Capitol]
True Strength The Mighty Hand of Yahweh [Roxx]
Matthew West Live Before the World Shut Down - EP [Story House]


Next Monday, November 2, 2020
Manic Drive (Vol.1) EP (independent)


Next Friday, November 6, 2020
Cross Point Music Jesus Is King - Single [Centricity]
Open Heaven Triumph [DREAM]
Selah Step Into My Story [3Cre8tive]
Joel Vaughn Louder Than The Lies [DREAM]


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