Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions: Caption 181

Crazy Caption Photo No.181: "Theatrical Thiessen"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" [Evan]

"It appears that the invisible ball in my right hand weighs slightly more than the invisible glass of milk in my left." [timbartja]

"You see...God loves you kind of like THIS much. Only more." [Sean Huncherick]

"Matt, we're about to go on, you ready?" / "Shh... I'm trying to air bend." [RawkinRole]

Yoga and skinny jeans don't mix. "Guys, really! I'm streching my legs as far as I can!" [Mary]

No one knew Matt Thiessen was also a ballet dancer on the side, that is until he started practicing on tour. [Bethany]

"Dude, why can't you just say 'cheese' like the rest of us?" [Gus "T.T" Showbiz]

Accused of being a sissy, Matt proudly displays the symbol of his manhood: sweat. [Marisa Rios]

Hippie Tai Chi [Colin]

Matt Thiessen in "The Mattcracker" [Gage]

...And then the piano fell. [Zerothemaster]

"Crayons can melt on me for all I care!" [Daniel E]

"...THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" [throughtheblack]

"The outdoor ballet pose, in my summer clothes, there's nothing better. Oh, oh, oh." [Amanda Fern Johnston]

Failed Dancing With The Stars Audition tape #27 [DJ Ska]

"This pose is called the Triumphant Pterydactyl. From here, we gently transition to the next pose, the Downward Dog." [Swagmeister]

After 17 cartwheels, 6 backflips, 14 somersaults and 52 jumping jacks the camera-man realized he forgot to switch to "movie mode." [Tal]

Guys in the background: "Get some shoes, man!" [Danny]

"I'm so hot. No really! I'm sweating!" [Soikles]

*Theme from Titanic* [Klutzman]

"Who wouldn't want to take THIS to the Sadie Hawkin's Dance?" [Shawn Bourque]

Tal won a pre-release copy of This Is What We Believe by Aaron Shust (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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