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Crazy Caption Photo No.217: "(*Fin)"

(pictured: Stephen Christian; Source: Matt Lott's Instagram)

 
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"I thought this was a bathroom not a teleporter!" [Tim]

"Take what you want from me, it means nothing now!" [David R]

Explosive decompression is even more painful in the bathroom. [Dan]

"I just need 5 more minutes to finish my pre-show 'meditation'" [Nabertson]

"NOOOO!!!! I don't wanna go to the upside down!" [wounded saint]

"Help! I can't get my skinny jeans off!" [Tom Sehman]

"No! Don't leave! It's dark in here!" [Katie Marie]

Apparently, Steven using a bus toilet for his changing room wasn't a brilliant idea after all. [DJ Skillz]

"Why did you take this off of my instagram?" [Matt]

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chris Caro WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? - Single [Syntax]
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro BABYLON - Single [Syntax]
outr.cty Frieza (ft. tonyxtrotter & Q-Flo) - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Toonami Mindz (ft. JLøve) - Single [Syntax]

Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
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