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Lyrics:
Santa bought a yacht And traded in that old sleigh He sold his house at the Pole Now he’s anchored off of Blue Chair Bay He laid off the elves Now they’re stocking shelves at Circle K And Rudy got a DUI trying to land at BNA Santa took a swig and passed it on Said it’s all gone to hell since Amazon
CHORUS: I said Santa, what ya gonna do He took off his Ray bans and looked at a bikini or two He said I got a new list, I’ve checked it once or twice It’s time for me to be more naughty than nice
I’ve seen the rocky tops But you know I’ve never been high I’ve snuck down a few chimneys But you know I never stayed the night There’s a million other things I been aiming to do I’ve done a lot of giving So I’d like a little Christmas too He took another swig and passed it on Said it’s all gone to hell since Amazon
CHORUS repeat
BRIDGE: Santa got up out of his chair, said I’ll see you boys around It wont’ be hard to find me, Santa’s always coming to town
CHORUS repeat
Anthony “Train” Caruso/ Jeremy McCall
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